A/N: Here's the second chapter! I'm trying to think what happened in the first one so I can make it more interesting and interesting-er. Again, I'm putting lyrics, but it won't be like the first one where you had to change. Also, if it seems I put the lyrics in the wrong places, suggest where you should put them and I'll consider them. So happy reading!
Seems To Be – Avant feat. OliviaJenny was relieved. She was finally at peace with Batista. Even though she decided to leave Batista, she truly believes that they belong together. Jenny was a little curious. What could Batista and Angie be talking about? Jenny went over to a snack table near them and carefully not to look conspicuous, was eavesdropping on their conversation.
"What do you need to talk about?" Batista asked his wife, Angie.
Angie sighed. Jenny noticed she no longer had the smile she had on when she first met her. Few seconds passed and Angie sighed once again.
"Oh my God!" Jenny thought, "Don't just stand there and sigh! Open your mouth and say something, stupid!" It was bad enough she had to give up Batista, but waiting for Angie to speak was even worse.
Angie's eyes were getting watery as she held Batista's hand.
Angie sighed. Jenny rolled her eyes and wanted to stab Angie with the plastic knife she was holding to butter her bagel.
"It's about us. I think…"
Batista interrupted her.
"You think what?"
"I think we should see other people." She finished.
Olivia
I was sixteen with a mind of my own
You were seventeen and you thought you were grown
I found a thrill when we went up a hill
And you use to feel me my body would get chills
I picked you up in my 89 Chevy
I brought you candy and popcorn at the movies
I had it made, when I got paid
And we go roller-skate
But everything has changed, wait
The look on Batista's face was priceless. He had this shocked look on his face like no one could believe. It was the same face he had when Ric Flair low-blowed him after Ric helped him when he was tripled teamed by Edge, Christian, and Tomko. Batista was not the only person shocked. Jenny was so shocked, she choked on her bagel just as Batista choked on the strawberry when Jenny told him she was working in the WWE.
"What the hell?" Batista said and turned around and saw Jenny with her hands on her throat.
"Cough! Uhh! Hack!" Coughed Jenny.
Crowds of people started staring at Jenny who was making strange noises and started going up to see what was happening. As people were crowding over the area, Misty happened to be walking by. She went walking over to the crowds.
"What the hell is going on over there? I bet Jenny's behind this." Misty said.
Jenny felt her body hot. Her felt a little light-headed. She was still trying to cough up the piece of bagel lodged in her throat. She felt weak and dropped to her knees. Batista was trying to help her up to her feet, but was lifeless.
"I can't believe I'm going to die by eating on a piece of bagel!" Jenny thought.
"Damn you tall people!" Misty shouted over the flock of people. As Misty pushed the overly tall people out of the way, she finally saw what they were looking at.
"I knew Jenny started this," Misty thought. She went over to Jenny who being helped by Batista. "Nice try Jenny, but I think you need some acting lessons." Misty said, slapping Jenny's back.
"Aaah!" Jenny hacked and out came the wet piece of bagel. She was panting for more air.
"You were really choking?" Misty asked kind of surprised.
"Yes! Why else would I be on the floor gagging?"
"I don't know. I thought you were faking it." she replied.
After a few minutes of getting her circulation going, she went to the other side of the room. While she was on the other side, she noticed Angie and Batista were still talking. Batista looked down. Of course he was down, his wife was dumping him and Angie was trying to give him some comfort or pity comfort.
"Why does Batista look so…upset?" Misty asked.
"He should be upset. Angie's dumping him. I mean, who would dump a man like Batista?"
"Obviously, Angie did.
"We should go over there and try to comfort him."
"We?"
"Yes we. Now come on!"
Jenny dragged Misty over to where they were standing.
"How are you guys doing?" Jenny asked all innocently.
"I don't think it's a good time to talk." Angie said.
"No. She might as well know," Batista said, "we're getting a divorce."
Jenny tried to hide her smile. She can finally have Batista all to herself now.
"Oh. That's sad," Jenny lied, "I don't mean to be nosy, but why are you two splitting?"
"I can tell you that." Angie said.
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with this household
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
You're always trying to take control
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the kissing
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
Something is missing
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the making love
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
You forgot what love was
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the kissing
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
Something is missing
"You see, Dave, you're so busy with being a wrestler, that you've just forgot all about your family."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You barely make a phone call home and I see how you are with other women."
"What other women?"
"Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler."
At that moment, Jenny just had to put her two cents in.
"Don't you just hate it when they play games?" Jenny said to Angie.
"Stay out of this, Jenny." Misty said to Jenny
Jenny gave Misty a look. Not a mean look, but a "Stop Blocking" look.
"Oh? So you think that our whole relationship is just a game?" Angie said furiously.
"What? You're not even letting me explain."
Again, Jenny had to say something.
"You never get to say what you want, you know that? And I think she's putting words in your mouth." Jenny said to Batista.
"Exactly."
"You know what," Angie asked, "maybe we should get this divorce over with."
"Fine!" Batista shouted.
"Fine!" Angie shouted back.
"Fine!" Jenny shouted.
Batista and Angie looked at Jenny, and then looked at each other. The sight of looking at each other made them disgusted.
"Wait a minute," Batista said, "what about the kids?"
Avant
We had fun
That year that you turned twenty-one
You were my world
Cause you brought me my baby girl
She so fine and she's all mine
And I promised to love you until the end of time
Olivia
That's okay cause I felt the same way
But you're running game
And that's when everything changed
The phone calls and your two ways
Your attitude, you watch too many pimp tapes
Avant & Olivia
After all of the things that we been through
I'm still willing to take care of you
Avant
Girl, we been together for so long
And I just want to know, what's going on?
"The kids can stay with me and you can visit them anytime you want. That is, if you have the time." Angie replied.
"Don't start this shit with me, Angie." Batista said raising his voice.
Batista and Angie stared down at each for what seemed like eternity. Jenny looked at them and it looked as if they had hate for each other now. Batista was the first to walk away. Three seconds later, Angie walked away.
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with this household
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
You're always trying to take control
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the kissing
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
Something is missing
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the making love
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
You forgot what love was
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the kissing
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
Something is missing
Jenny couldn't contain herself any longer. She just had to do something to express her feelings for what she just saw and heard.
"Wow," Misty said, "can you believe what just happened?"
"Yeah. Oh wells, Angie wasn't good for him anyways."
"How can you say that?"
"I mean, she obviously doesn't care about Batista if she's going to divorce him, so what's the point?"
Misty gave a frustrated sigh. "I give up." Then she walked away.
Jenny decided what she can do to let off her emotions. She had this song in her head that would appropriate song for the situation Batista and Angie are in. She sang the song out loud for everyone to hear.
"Celebration time come on!"
Avant
What happen to kissing and hugging
Instead of cussing and fussing?
I wanna know right now
What you got to say?
Olivia
What happen to respecting me
Instead of spending time in the street?
I don't need to know
In fact I got to go
Avant
Wait, baby let me plead my case
I got a few more things to say
Shit is making me mad
Girl what I do so bad?
Olivia
What about, that girl you sending money to down the way?
What about, you been cheating on me she had your baby?
What about, the lies and the deceit I face day to day?
What about, I don't feel the way I used to
I lose my faith in you?
At the next wrestling event, a party pops up backstage. Mr. And Mrs. Cena was walking by and was surprised by the party.
"Hi Misty!" Jenny shouted from across the room.
"What the hell is this! Don't tell me you're having a party for the separation of Batista and Angie." Misty asked in an unladylike manner.
Jenny walked over to Misty.
"This isn't a party, it's a par-tay." Jenny said with a smirk.
"Quit that stupid crap."
"What stupid crap?" Jenny asked confused.
"Never mind." Misty said, sighing heavily.
The party kept going and going. A few minutes later, Batista walks into the party, looking around confused, wondering why there was a party backstage. Jenny saw Batista and she decided to make her move.
"Hi Batista." She said a little nervous.
"Um…hi. What's going on here?" he asked.
"Oh nothing. It's just a party for you."
"For me? What for?"
"Oh, uh…it's a party for you because uh…a good luck party! Yeah! I don't want you to have bad luck before you go to a match so here's a Good Luck party!" Jenny said.
"Oh…uh…thanks." He replied.
"No problem."
Batista made his way over to the snack table. Jenny excitedly ran over to where Misty was.
"Look! Look! Batista's here!"
"And I care because…?"
"Because you're about to look at the new Mrs. Batista!"
Misty didn't say anything. Batista wouldn't want to marry someone as crazy as Jenny.
John Cena with a plateful of food and walked into their conversation.
"Hey." He said with a mouthful of food.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." Misty ordered John.
"Why not?" he answered while the food flew out hit places, including Misty's face.
"Argh!" Misty growled.
She took his plate and hit him in the face with it.
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with this household
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
You're always trying to take control
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the kissing
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
Something is missing
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the making love
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
You forgot what love was
Avant
Seems to be to me,
Something wrong with the kissing
Olivia
Seems to be to me,
Something is missing
Jenny laughed at what Misty had done to her husband. She was thinking if Batista and her got married, they would never ever have fights.
"Uhm…hello?" said a female voice behind Jenny.
"Hi. Can I help you?" Jenny asked.
"Yes. Do you know where Dave is?"
"Dave Batista?"
The female nodded.
"Yeah. He's right over there at that table. Who are you? Are you a groupie? If you are, then Batista's too busy to sign autographs or take pictures right now."
"I'm not a groupie." She said with more tone.
Batista saw the unknown female and went over to her. Right in front of Jenny they hugged and swapped kisses on the cheek.
"What the hell – I mean – who is this person?"
Jenny couldn't believe it. Had Batista gotten over Angie this quickly? Is this his new girlfriend? Million of questions were circling in Jenny's head. One thing was for sure; Jenny wasn't going to let any woman have Batista, but her!
A/N: Can you believe they broke up? Guess Jenny can have Batista all to herself now, that is if she can get rid of Batista's new woman. Also, I apologized for me having to type up the second chapter for so LONG. But with school, homework, and other miscellaneous things going on, I haven't had the time to just sit down and type. I'm sorry if the song/lyrics didn't match the story, but any song suggestions you make, I'll consider them.