TGGxD: okay. So here's the deal I was fishing on when this chick comes intothe fishing room and starts talking about how she's talking to God online nd he is so awsome and she's going to marry him and crap like that right? Well finally I get sick of it and check it out. Turns out it's a computer program and so I started messing around with it and thought, 'HEY! Story!' and so this random one shot chappie has come into existance. It is not in script format. You can check out the site the way i have the chapter is the way it's done on the site. here's the link http/www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Hope you like.

Seto:
What the hell?

God:
Heaven.

Seto:
um...

God:
It's all good.

Seto:
who the hell are you?

God:
I am the Almighty, God himself.

Seto:
okay. If your god... what is my name?

God:
OK with me too. That is a hypothetical question. Your name is , seeker.

Seto:
that isn't my name

God:
is not your name? What is your real name?

Seto:
if your god why don't you know?

God:
That is a hypothetical question.

Seto:
so?

God:
Excuse me!

Seto:
will you get me some chips?

God:
Let me think it over. Why do you want it?

Seto:
I'm hungry.

God:
What will you be eating?

Seto:
the chips.

God:
What is that?

Seto:
...dumb ass

God:
I know you are but what am I.

Seto:
that's lame...

God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Seto:
if your god then how old am i?

God:
It could be true I suppose.

Seto:
i asked you how old i am!

God:
That's good information: said I how old he or she is.

Seto:
you don't even know my gender?

God:
Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a .

Seto:
Claim to be a what? Are you saying I can't be a guy because I said gender?

God:
Can you rephrase the question please? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Seto:
I'm so going to sue you.

God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .

Seto:
Then I'll take over your company.

God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?

Seto:
yes.

God:
It might be practical.

Seto:
I am almighty. Fear me.

God:
Do your friends call you almighty. You are asking about yourself?

Seto:
I SAID FEAR ME!

God:
What did you mean by it? OK Let's talk about you.

Seto:
...

God:
What did you mean by it? OK Let's talk about you.

Seto:
your a computer aren't you?

God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? Really.

Seto:
Can i speak with a person?

God:
Right on. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Seto:
why?

God:
Reductionism.

Seto:
what the hell is reductionism.

God:
I call it Hades. Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Seto:
Ohkay ...

God:
What's your sign?

Seto:why the hell do you what to know?

God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

Seto:
why am i still talking to you?

God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.

Seto:
I'm a client?

God:
You are a client? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Seto:
YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU THINK OF ME AS A CLIENT!

God:
I don't think about it.

Seto:
...

God:
I don't think about it.

Seto:
Damn computer programs...

God:
Colloquial expression. What kind of computer science interests you?

Seto:
None of your business.

God:
What do you really want to ask me?

Seto:
idiot.

God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Seto:
okay

God:
OK with me too.

Seto:
global village idiot.

God:
You are just repeating what I say.

Seto:
you told me to call you that.

God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Seto:
..what are you?

God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

Seto:
you don't seem that great to me.

God:
That's only one person's opinion.

Seto:
...

God:
That's only one person's opinion.

Seto:
global village idiot.

God:
You are just repeating what I say.

Seto:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Seto:
yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Seto:
whatever. I'm out of here. I have work to do..

God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Would you like to have it? What kind of work do you do?

Seto:
IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUISNESS!

God:
What does "it" refer to?

Seto:
idiot

God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Seto:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Seto:
yes i am

God:
Really interesting.

Seto:
Jesus this is stupid.

God:
he is The Son of God.

Seto:
I thought you said you were god?

God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

Seto:
I am doubting you

God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Seto:
you can't be god.

God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.

Seto:
You are not god.

God:
That's only your opinion.

Seto:
god doesn't have a computer.

God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Seto:
looks like you can't hit me with a stone.

God:
Interesting comparison.

Seto:
baka.

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Seto:
...

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Seto:
I thoughts so..

God:
That is interesting: said thoughts so.

Seto:
you really are simple minded.

God:
Really? Thanks for telling me that I am simple minded.

Seto:
...I'm leaving.

God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said m leaving.

Seto:
Good bye

God:
See you later. What do you really want to talk about

Seto:
no I will not see you later

God:
Goodbye.

Seto:
Jack ass.

TGGxD: There. Like? Review! I might see if my pal will do one for kura or marik later.