Chapter 3: We didn't know

Nami: That was so wierd.
Ussop: More like scary...
Sanji: You think everything is scary.
Ussop: Do not!
Zolo: Can't we just find Luffy so I can get on with my life?
Sanji: What life? Oh you mean life as an idiot? No one could ever stop that so don't worry.
Zolo: Your gonna regret that dearly!
Nami: Would ya'll shut the hell up?
Sanji: Sure doll. Just tell slime-head over there to be quiet.
Zolo clenched his fists but kept them to hisself.
Nami: Let's find Luffy, get our supplies, and go back to the ship. Then you can kill ya'llselves there.
Zolo: (mumbling to himself) Oh I can't wait.
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Luffy: I wonder where the crew went. They are supposed to be following me.
He walked into a shop. The shopkeeper was sweeping the place. She stopped and looked at Luffy.
Shopkeeper: Well I mighty impressed that ya it made all the way over heyer.
Luffy: You talk funny.
Shopkeeper: Lots o' people says such 'n' such bouts me. Buts I don't mine.
Luffy: Interesting. Shopkeeper: Yous buyin sumpin or noat?
Luffy: Nope. I'm looking for my crew. Have you seen em?
Shopkeeper: That is a scewpid question. Yous a pirate?
Luffy: Yup!
Shopkeeper: Hmmm. Bys the ways-over, I's be Santanico. Buts a people calls me Sanny.
Luffy: I'm Luffy. Nice to meet ya!
Santanico: Nwoce to meet ya too!
Luffy: What's up with all the people?
Sanny: Wells this place ish mighty swell fer shoppin. Evry year all the shops put there items on sale. That makes high priced items up fer grabs. It's likes a bargain huners' pardise!
Luffy: Oh I get it!
Sanny: Yups. Yous picks a semi-bad semi-good times of the year to shop up this place. I thought I's have a heart-attack after all them peoples came up in this here store. I'm an antwique salesperson.
Luffy: I can see that. These look nice.
Sanny: Thanks a bunches! Ya know, yous reminds me of somebodies I know.
Luffy: Who?
Sanny: Names Ussop.
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Zolo: We've been searching forever! We could he be?
Ussop: I see my friends store!
Nami: Ussop. It's an antique shop. What are we gonna do with that!
Ussop: Calm down. She sells the stuff we need too. And we can get them at a major bargain! Come on!
They went inside the store. Sanny and Luffy looked up at the crew.
Sanny: Ussop! I's haven'ts a seen ya in a month a Sundays!
Ussop: I see you meet my captain!
Sanny: Yups! Hes been tellin me loads of stuff bouts yous and yo crew!
Nami: Sorry to be rude but you have the stupidest accent I've heard in my life.
Ussop: Nami! Stop being rude!
Sanny: Ugh! I yous don't like it thens a piss off!
Nami: Oh shut up.
Sanny: Yous shu uh!
Nami: Excuse me?
Luffy: Quit fighting!
Sanny: Yeah Numi!
Nami: It's Nami dumbass.
Sanny: That's what I said Numi!
Ussop: Nami please! She has a speak problem! Leave her alone!
Nami: Sorry.
Sanny: I'ms soory too.
Sanji: Can we just get the stuff and go?
Sanny: Ahh! Ish stuff yous want? Wells wells take whats yous need! Compliment of ta house!
Ussop: We don't have to pay?
Sanny: Nopes. Me beat and don't feel likes taking anymore money. I already have ish comin out me ears. I have evrything.
Zolo: Got a first aid kit? Somebody threw it overboard...
Luffy: I said sorry!
Sanny: Osh! Soory. Gots none fer ya. Sold out.
Sanji: Sold out? How sad.
Luffy: Well back to the drawing board.
Sanny: Hold ups! I still gots connections! Follow me!
She lead the crew out of the store. They followed here to a dark alley way back from her store.
Nami: Were are we?
Sanny: Hold on. Toko ti nako tankiko!
A little boy step out from the shadows of the alley.
Boy: Tah ze mika tamahi! Kotaniko fotami!
Ussop: I'm confused.
Sanji: Me too. What's going on?
Sanny: Thish boy heyer speaks his own langwish that he taught me. He's a fugitive so I'm a hidin him.
Luffy: Hey little boy. What did you do?
Boy: Toka tohar!
Sanny: Don't be rudes!
Boy: Fine. My name is Nane. I'm convicted with stealing.
Luffy: Who's after you?
Nane: The Navy genuis! Anymore questions smart one?
Sanji: Ouch.
Sanny: Ayonika!
Nane: Dono...
Nami: What language do you speak anyway?
Nane: I learnt it. It's called it Tanhaji.
Zolo: How did you learn it all?
Nane: I have a very very very good memory. There is this place were children convicted of crimes can stay. We learn the language to stay hidden.
Nami: Who would hide criminals?
Nane: We aren't criminals! We were wrongfully blamed for these crimes! Some of us by our own parents so they can get rid of us legally!
Tears streamed down his face.
Nane: My mom got rid of me just so she could have more money for alcohol! She put me in danger for her on worth!
Nami: I'm so sorry! I didn't know!
Nane: Dano kaso hiko.
Zolo: What?
Luffy: He said it's ok.
Nane: How did you know!
Ussop: Yeah!
Luffy: I know that entire language. Hey Nane. Kiloyer goptu nahai suyuto?
Nane: Koko?
Luffy: Hynya! Koka.
Nane: Dono. Ki dashi da.
Luffy: Dano kaso hiko.
Sanji: Uhhhh my brains about to crack. Can you fill us in?
Luffy: My mother always helped out with that place. She sent baked goods to the children. She also hide some in the house.
I had to help too so it was necessary to learn the language.
Sanny: Really? Whats were ya'lls code names?
Luffy: I was Toki and my mother was Niako.
Nane: I thought you was firmiliar! Remember me! I was a 1 back then! You used to give me a cookie on every visit!
Luffy: Hmmm... Oh yeah! I remeber you! Lil Nana was what we called you!
Nane: I hated that.
Nami: I never would of guessed...
Zolo: Luffy doing community work? Now I've heard it all.
Sanji: Yeah Luffy. That would of been the last thing I would of thought about you.
Nane: That reminds me. Were is Tiaha? You didn't mention her.
Luffy: Tiaha? Who?
Nane: Still stupid... Lana genius!
Luffy: Oh her. Uh... Tohagi mayto tasadika.
Nane: Sanny. Can you take everybody back to the store? Private conversation.
Sanny: Alsrighty! Back to the stora!
Nami: I don't wanna!
Zolo: Don't make things difficult.
Nami: Fine...
Everybody except Luffy and Nane went back to the store.
Nane: So where is she?
Luffy: Ummm. She's not here. She's...ummm...gone.