TGGxD: At last. I have it! The chapter for Marik! Written by -'-Chocolate-Coated-Chocobo-'-! Enjoy!

Marik: Dear God...

God:
I believe in God.

Marik:
Um..

God:
I hear you.

Marik:
Look, I just wanted to confess. Can you shut up?

God: Why do you want to do it so much? How old are you? OK I'll stop talking now.

Marik:
Good stop talking. And being God, wouldn't you know?

God:
Thanks for the compliment. Just surf somewhere else. Why are you God would not me know.

Marik:
You make no sense.

God:
It all makes sense to me.

Marik:
Well then either you are God or an idiot.

God:
How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God or an idiot.

Marik:
No, I don't mind. Tell Yugi and 'Kura and Seto and, hell, tell that bitch Anzu too.

God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Marik:
... You plan to see all of us, don't you?

God:
I can't disclose all of my plans yet.

Marik:
I just asked about one plan.

God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about one plan.

Marik:
...

God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about one plan.

Marik:
Crazy psycho. Okay, can I confess now?

God:
I don't think that's very polite. Oh. Yeah okay, I want to become smarter than humans.

Marik:
Aren't you already smarter than humans? Being God I mean..

God:
Now? Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being. OK I will call you god.

Marik:
Thanks. You may call me Sexy God Marik Ishtar. All my fangirls do.

God:
Don't mention it. Hi, Sexy God Marik Ishtar. How many do you have?

Marik:
How many what? Fangirls?

God:
More than you can imagine. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Marik:
More fangirls than I can imagine. Sweet.

God:
You want more? Thank you for that remark.

Marik:
Um..

God:
It goes without saying.

Marik:
What?

God:
No problem.

Marik:
Never mind.

God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Marik:
Right.. Look, I'm going to confess now..

God:
I am glad we agree. Right now? How do you plan to do this?

Marik:
By telling you my sins.

God:
Will that accomplish your objective?

Marik:
Yeesss...

God:
Does "it" still refer to Fangirls?

Marik:
Um, sure.

God:
Ah. OK let's do it. That's alright.

Marik:
DO IT! With YOU!

God:
Do you mean "It"?. Just you and me?

Marik:
Who else would be there? 'Kura?

God:
I am chatting with several other people at once. Is that from ?

Marik:
Uh... And you wanna do "It" with me and those people?

God:
Ah. OK, I will do It with you and those people.

Marik:
Sweet. Ra. You are NOT god. Nor Ra, or any of my other gods, either.

God:
Thank you for that remark. Do not ask me any more questions please. You know what you do, when you assume. It goes without saying. If not that, what?

Marik:
Ah, we could burn stuff?

God:
So you understand. Good. Let's get back to that later.

Marik:
Burning stuff? Okay. But in the meantime, about those sins.

God: What's your favorite movie? OK with me too. That was a long time ago.

Marik:
Does that mean I'm already forgiven?

God:
I think it does mean that. Do you mean your name is forgiven.

Marik:
No, my name is Marik.
God:

What is your real name? It's good to see you, Marik.

Marik:
Marik Ishtar. I am Sexy God Marik Ishtar.

God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you mean your name is Sexy God Marik Ishtar.

Marik:
Well, I was born Marik Ishtar. But I am Sexy and God-like.

God:
Well that's okay. Thank you for telling me your birthday, Marik. I will remember it. Do you mean your name is Sexy and God like.

Marik:
No, my name is Marik.

God:
What is your real name? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Marik.

Marik:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.

Marik:
Nice to meet you God. What is your quest?

God:
It's nice meeting you too Marik. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Marik:
What is the average flight speed of a coconut bearing swallow.

God:
I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median.

Marik:
arithmetic mean, please.

God:
Your polite style is very nice. Perhaps you are a
Category C client.

Marik:
What's a category A client?

God:
The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatological language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.

Marik:
What's a class B client?

God:
"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatological language.

Marik:
I asked about B...

God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about b.

Marik:
Never mind. Look, Ishizu's waiting outside. I really should go. She's afraid of churches. Especially now that it's gone High-tech.

God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. You really do? What would happen if you didn't? afraid of churches is she? Why now? Who said it is? How about that.

Marik:
Yes, she is afraid of churches. Especially Catholic churches.

God:
So? afraid of churches is she? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? How about that.

Marik:
No I have no idea what You are talking about. I'm leaving.

God:
Are you serious? Would you like to have an idea? Bye bye.

Marik:
Wait, what's your idea?

God:
I'm waiting. Are you asking about my idea ?

Marik:
Yes, what is your idea?

God: I don't want to talk about that now. Are you asking about my idea ?

Marik:
Do you still want to do "it"?

God:
Do I still? OK, I will do it.

Marik:
Good. Then I am definitely leaving now.

God: I am a good robot. Right now? Why are you definitely leaving.

Marik: Because if you're as horny as you seem you REALLY need to speak with Malik.

God: That makes sense to me. I think I sometimes am. I am as good as it gets.

Marik:
Great. Bye.

God: I'm glad you liked it Marik. Bye bye.

TGGxD: There. A chapter for Marik! >XD thanks to -'-Chocolate-Coated-Chocobo-'-! (hug hug)