Luffy leaned on the rail of his ship and stared out at the sea. Nami snuck up behind him.
Nami: Boo!
Luffy: Leave me alone...
Nami: What's wrong?
Luffy: Nothing.
Nami: Don't give me none of that! I know somethings wrong!
Luffy: Nothing is wrong with me! What would make you think that?
nami: Let's see you don't eat, you daydream every damn day, you seem depressed, and you barely smile.
Luffy: I smile!
Nami: I mean real smiling. Your so sober lately. You haven't done one stupid thing since you dropped the first-aid kit over-
board.
Luffy: What's your point?
Nami: You aren't the Luffy we know anymore. Something happened to you and I'm gonna find out.
She started to leave.
Luffy: Wait.
Nami: Yes?
Luffy: There is something wrong. I'll tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else.
Nami: Sure. Spill it.
Luffy: First things first. You may not know or believe it, but I have a...
Sanji came popping up out of nowhere.
Sanji: Dinnertime!
Nami: Son of a bitch!
Luffy: Oh boy I'm starved!
He rushed to the kitcken. Nami smacked Sanji.
Sanji: Hey what was that for?
Nami: You had to ruin it! I had him in my grasp and then you had to come!
Sanji: What? Your not having an affair are you?
Nami: What! No way sicko!
Sanji: Oh! About to say...
Nami: I was just about to figure out what was wrong with Luffy. I'm worried about him.
Sanji: Oh. Sorry.
Nami: Whatever. At least he's eatting.
Sanji: Speaking of which, I think we should do the same. Dinner's getting cold.
Nami: Ok. But I'm still not sitting next to you.
Sanji: Damn...
They went to the table. Of course Luffy was gorging himself.
Zolo: Slow down!
Luffy: Cant stop! Too hungry!
Ussop: At least he's eatting. I think there is medicine for stomach aches in the first-aid kit.
Zolo: That's good news...
Sanji: Must you be sarcastic all the time?
Nami: Oh no not now!
Zolo: I don't feel like arguing fight now.
Sanji: I understand that your scared!
Zolo: I AM NOT SCARED!
Sanji: YEAH YOU ARE!
Luffy: SANHGI HAMOKI ANOYIKI FASWERA TANASHI TANHIKO!
Zolo + Sanji: What?
Luffy: Your getting on my last nerves with all this arguing! Shut the hell up! (walking away) God!
Nami: Thanks alot you bastards!
Zolo: He started it.
Nami: Well I'm ending it! Sanji go to your room!Oh my God I'm sounding like a mom!
Sanji: If I goto my room will you come with me gorgeous?
Nami: Sick bastard!
Ussop: What is wrong with you?
Zolo: Ithink I'm gonnahurl...
Sanji: What?
Nami: Just go.
He left.
Zolo: Sometimes I swear that guy is perved.
Ussop: He's a sad guy but he's just looking for love.
Nami: Oh he's looking for love alright. In all the wrong places.
Zolo: I don't like him at all.
Ussop: I think that's pretty obvious.
Nami: Why do ya'll always start with each other? It's annoying let alone embarassing.
Zolo: He starts it! Go talk to him.
Ussop: Oh no. Don't try to hide Zolo. I see you starting it too ya know.
Zolo: Who asked you?
Nami: All I know is your driving everyone crazy. Even Luffy's fed up!
Ussop: Speaking of which, I'm glad Luffy ate something.
Zolo: What is up with him anyway?
Nami: I was just about to find that out but Sanji had to burst in.
Zolo: Well as long as it's not suicidal I'm good.
Nami: I'm still worried. What if it is suicidal? If he dies your all fired!
Zolo: Hello! I'm the first mate! I should be taking over if he dies!
Ussop: Can we talk about something else? He's not gonna die! Calm down.
Nami: We should calm down but it's hard. Here is this once happy-go-lucky kid that use to tell jokes, act stupid,
be funny, and smile everyday. Now he's being torn apart from the inside. It kills me to see that.
Zolo: This is a day of firsts ain't it?
Ussop: I agree.
Zolo: I wonder if it has anything todo with that scar on his cheek.
Ussop: Probably.
Nami: It's a start. G'night everyone.
Zolo + Ussop: Goodnight.
Author's note: Yep! Everybody hates Sanji! Sorry the chapter is so short. And that there is hardly any action. Let me explain that lack in this offensive and disturbing yet funny poem I made just for the occasion:
Dialouge is my best subject,
action is out of luck.
If you don't like it,
stop read this fanfic cause I don't give a f...!
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