Luffy: Are you serious?
Nami: Yes.
Luffy: We have to go back then!
Nami: I don't think that's possible right now.
Luffy: Why!
Nami:The wind kepts blowing north. The island is west.
Luffy: What?
Nami: Sorry.
Luffy: Well catch her later. Are you sure she looked exactly like me?
Nami: Positive. If it wasn't for the hair and skirt, I would of mistaken her for you.
Luffy: You don't know how many times that happened...
Flashback:
Luffy: I just had a crazy idea.
Lana: Lay it on me.
Luffy: I need your clothes.
Lana: Are you becoming a cross dresser?
Luffy: What? No! I wanna see if people will mistake you for me and vice versa.
Lana: That's dumb. But let's do it!
They changed into each others clothes.
Luffy: Wow. Skirts are really comfortable!
Lana: I hope this is your last time. Oh shift!
Luffy: What?
Lana: My hair! What am I gonna do?
Luffy: I know! Stuff your hair into this cap.
Lana did as she was told.
Lana: What do ya think?
Luffy: You look too much like me. It's perfect! Wait. Aww man! What about my hair?
Lana: I got a wig you can use.
Luffy: Well... Ok where is it?
She handed him the wig and he put it on.
Lana: You look scary.
Luffy: What do you mean?
Lana: I mean that I would mistake myself for you!
Luffy: Great! What about our voices?
Lana: (in Luffy's voice) What about our voices?
Luffy: Ack! How did you do that?
Lana: I don't know. Try it!
Luffy: (in Lana's voice) Is this good? Oh my God!
Lana: Sweet!
Luffy: (still in Lana's voice) If my friends find out I'll be a laughing stock!
Lana: Shut up and let's go.
Luffy: Let's go to dad's bar!
Lana: Good idea!
They went to there father's bar.
Luffy: Hi daddy!
Dad: Lana! Hi.
Lana: Hey!
Dad: Hey Luffy! What are ya'll doing here?
Lana: Just wanted to say hi.
Dad: Well when you go I want you to tell your mother I said hi ok?
Luffy and Lana: Yes sir! Bye!
They ran outside giggling.
Luffy: I can't believe he feel for it!
Lana: Me neither!
Lana's friend Jason came down the street.
Jason: Hey Lana!
Lana: Hey!
Jason: I said Lana geek!
Luffy: Be nice.
Jason: Sorry.
Lana: Do you notice anything different about us?
Jason: Not especially. I gotta go. Bye!
He left.
The two twins went to everyone they knew and tricked them.
Luffy: These people are so dumb!
Lana: I know! Who shall we trick next?
Dad: No one you little troublemakers! They whirled around to see their dad behind them with his arms crossed.
Luffy and Lana: Dad! What are you doing here?
Dad: Taking out the trash. I see you were tricking people again.
Lana: It was his idea!
Luffy: Don't blame this whole wrap on me!
Lana: He dragged me into it! I said no but...
Dad: Don't worry. Your not in trouble. Yet.
Luffy: What do you mean?
Dad: I mean your not in trouble with me, but your mom... I don't know.
Luffy and Lana: No! Please! Anything but that!
Dad: Just kidding! I can take a joke.
Lana: Thanks dad!
Luffy: No word of this right?
Dad: You can count on me Lana!
They laughed and went home.
End Flashback
Nami was laughing so hard that she was rolling on the floor.
Luffy: I know. It was hilarious back then.
Nami: I can't believe you wore a skirt! And a wig!
Luffy: Yup.
Nami: Do it!
Luffy: Do what?
Nami: Her voice!
Luffy: It's been years.
Nami: Try it!
Luffy: Ok. (in Lana's 6 year-old voice) Hi Nami!
Nami: Cool.
Luffy: I wish I knew her current voice.
Nami: Hey look out there!
She pointed to the island.
Luffy: Ok. We'll stay here until the wind current changes.
Sanji slowly came to.
Sanji: Ugh my head... What happened?
Nami: You were unconscience.
Sanji: How did I get knocked out?
Nami: Uh...you fell.
Sanji: That doesn't make any sense.
Nami: Uh...you fell from the mast.
Sanji: Shouldn't that of killed me?
Nami: Uh..uh...stop with all the questions!
Sanji: Whatever. If the fall didn't kill me, my headache will. Are we there yet?
Luffy: Basically. Where is Ussop?
Nami: Probably taking a nap.
Luffy: Oh. Well I can't wait til the wind stops blowing so we can turn back!
Sanji: For what?
Nami: None ya.