Chapter 8: Hate it or love it
Luffy: I'm soooo bored.
Nami: Me too.
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Lana: I'm soooo bored.
Jose: Me too.
Lana: Here we are on an island and we can't leave til the job is done. Oh teh sadness.
Jose: Yeah. Well time to do our job.
She was about to say no but something made her say yes.
Lana: Ok. Let's get this over with.
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Luffy: I'm hungry.
Nami: Aren't you always.
Sanji: There's a restaurant right there.
Luffy: Yes! Let's go!
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Lana and Jose enter the restaurant of the person they were supposed to kill. Lana reached for her gun.
Lana: Mr. Tayoyo?
Tayoyo: Yes?
Jose: We speak for Captain Tokin. Your debts are unpaid.
Tayoyo: Wait! I'll pay them! Just give me some time!
Lana: I'm sorry Mr. Tayoyo. But you failed to pay. Now your gonna pay.
She pointed her gun at him. Tayoyo started to laugh.
Tayoyo: You didn't think that I was going down without a fight did ya?
Lana: No. But for a split second, ya I did.
She took out her whip. Jose took out his sword.
Tayoyo: I'm not gonna fight no lass.
Lana: I'm no lass.
She lashed her whip at him. He quickly took out his sword. The whip wrapped around it. Jose charged at him with his sword. Tayoyo took out his second sword and blocked Jose's attack.
Lana: This is gonna be difficult.
All three of them engaged in combat. Luffy and his crew walked in the restarant. Lana looked up and saw him.
Luffy: Lana?
Lana: Luffy?
Tayoyo slashed her on the arm. She screamed.
Luffy: What the hell!
Tayoyo: Sorry but she had it coming.
He ran away. Luffy rushed to his fallen sister. Jose ran after the other guy.
Luffy: Is it really you? Are you really Lana?
Lana: (weakly) No. I'm Rick Jones. Of course it's me. I missed you.
Luffy: I missed you too. Are you hurt?
Lana: No. I'm just lying in a pool of my own blood screaming in agony, of course I'm hurt!
Nami: No duh Luffy. Anyway that's the girl that I saw back on the other island. Nice to see ya again.
Sanji: She's gorgeous! Hey pretty!
Lana: Hi?
Zolo: Don't mind him. He's a womanizing idiot.
Lana: Yeah ok, can I get some help? I'm starting to black out here!
Luffy: Oh yeah! Nami. Can you get the first aid kit?
Nmai: Sure thing.
She went back to the ship to get the kit. In about 12 minutes Lana's wound was wrapped.
Lana: Thanks.
Jose came back to the restaurant.
Lana: What happened?
Jose: Two words. We're screwed.
Luffy: I remember you!
Jose: Luffy? Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Luffy: Does it look like I'm dead?
Jose: Well sorry! Anyway. We're about to be dead if we don't finish our job!
Zolo: What are you talking about?
Lana: Um. I'm an assassain for Captain Tokin. Jose here is my partner.
Luffy: You mean you go around killing people on demand am I right?
Lana: (ashamed) Yes. I'm sorry. I never choose this. But I had no choose.
Luffy: But what your doing is wrong.
Lana: Don't you think I know that? I can never forgive myself! But it's either there lives or mine!
Luffy: Death Penalty?
Lana: Yup. But that doesn't matter right now. What matters is that your here. I've been dreaming of this day!
Luffy: Me too.
She hugged him. Hard. So hard that she partically almost squeezed the life out of him.
Luffy: Stop it! Your choking me!
Lana: (letting go) Sorry. Your skins gotten softer since I last saw you? Why is that?
Luffy: Cause I ate the Gum Gum Fruit!
Lana: For real? One of the Devil's Fruit? Cool!
Luffy: Let me introduce you to my crew. That's Zolo my first mate.
Zolo: Nice to meet you.
Lana: You too.
Luffy: And you've already meet Nami. My navigator.
Nami: Hey.
Luffy: This is Ussop. My marksman.
Ussop: Hey.
Lana: Hi.
Luffy: And that's Sanji my cook.
Sanji kissed her hand.
Sanji: Hello beautiful.
Nami: Give it a rest.
Lana: You actually got a crew. Good for you. Everyone this is Jose. Jose this is everyone.
Everyone: Hi.
Jose: Hi. Lana. We have to catch him or else we'll end up on death row.
Lana: Oh yeah. I can't do it. Not while my brother his here.
Jose: But.
Lana: No buts. Well just tell your dad that he ran away.
Jose: Lana. I love you and I respect your judgement. But your insane!
Nami: Is he your boyfriend?
Lana: Hell no!
Luffy: Why would you she like someone who tried to kill her.
Jose: I was holding back! I let her beat me because I didn't want to kill her.
Zolo: Sure.
Jose: What do you know? I'm a great swordsman!
Zolo: Then how about a duel?
Lana: No duels! I have to think!
Luffy: How about you come with me?
Lana: Are you nuts? If he finds us he'll kill me, you and have his crew skin your crew alive!
Sanji: Obviously you underestimate us.
Lana: I don't mean to but I'm just giving you the facts.
Jose: He'll kill me too ya know.
Lana: Exactly. I don't want to be responsible for anyone's death.
Luffy: He won't find you.
Lana: I'm sorry. But I can't risk that.
Luffy: Then what are you gonna do?
Ussop: How about quit?
Jose: That's the last thing we want to say to my dad.
Zolo: This guy's your father?
Jose: Sad but true.
Nami: I have a suggestion. Let's just do what we always do. Find him and kick his ass. That's what we always do.
Lana: I appreciate it honestly, but this man is the baddest of the bad according to my standards.
Sanji: Well according to our standards we fought and btaken down the baddest of the bad.
Luffy: It's true. We've taken down Buggy, Curo, Arlong, the list goes on.
Lana: Ya'll took down Arlong? No way!
Zolo: It's true.
Luffy: My crew helps each other out. It's time to help you out too.
Lana: I don't know.
Jose: You'll really take us?
Sanji: Sure. We've got biscuits.
Jose: I'm in!
Lana: Jose!
Jose: What?
Lana: Ok. How about this. We'll come with ya'll under one condition.
Luffy: What?
Lana: Promise that you won't go after Tokin unless he comes after us.
Luffy: It's a deal!
Zolo: We've got yet another crew member. Big whup.
Luffy: Did I mention that she can sing?
Zolo: Welcome to the Going Merry!
Lana: Thank you. Sanji: Oh boy!
Lana: You stay away from me.
Jose: Yeah she's mine. So back up.
Lana: You stay away from me too.
Jose: Damn...
Author's Note: If I've miss spelled anything you should know what I'm talking about. If not, oh well not my problem. And if the chapter's a bit soggy, forgive me.