Author's note: For the guys. Read at your own risk! Girl talk is extremely boring at some points and x-rated and interesting on others. Why do you think us girls keep secerts from ya'll? Anyway not recommend for males.
Lana: Excuse me?
Nami: I said do you like him?
Lana: Why is everybody asking me this question? Why are ya'll so involved in my presonal life? Why can't ya'll butt out? Why can't ya'll leave me alone? Wait. Stay cause I have to get something off my chest before I exploud!
Nami: I'm listening.
Lana: The fact of the matter is that I do love the guy.
Nami: Really? Then why do you treat him like crap?
Lana: Well... I'm afraid to love him. He's a pirate and the son of one of the most notorious captains of all time. And how do you know he really love me of just wants to...ya know since I'm the only girl on board.
Nami: That's the most bullshit I've heard since I came off the farm! He loves you very much trust me.
Lana: How would you know?
Nami: He gave me his ring just to get me to get you to tell me if you like him or not so I could tell him.
Lana: You what?
Nami: Oops.
Lana: I can't believe ya'll did this to me! Nami: I'm sorry! But he wanted to know so badly! And that ring was so lovely.
Lana: He gave you his ring? His most prized possession? The one he got from his dearest aunt? I can't believe it!
Nami: Believe it. He said he'd give anything for your love.
Lana: (blushing) That's so incredibly sweet! But I still want to make sure. I'll fight fire with fire.
Nami: Man! What am I, some international spy? Sheesh!
Lana: Are you gonna do it or no?
Nami: Fine.
Lana: Well I feel better. I think I'm gonna like it here on my brother's ship.
Nami: There's only one flaw.
Lana: What?
Nami: That womanizing son-of-a-jackass Sanji.
Lana: I've been through worst.
Nami: Ah. The life of a female pirate. Filled with adventure and mystery and romance and woe.
Lana: Got that right.
Nami: I'm bored now.
Lana: Me too.
A brief pause.
Nami: So I hear your a singer.
Lana: Yeah. Singing is my life! Nami: I'm a thief.
Lana: Cool. What do you steal?
Nami: A bunch of things. Treasure. Shop items. Luffy's food from the fridge.
Lana: Ha! That's funny.
Nami: Is it true that you and Luffy swapped clothes?
Lana: As true as the fact that my name is Lunariana-Bernatta.
Nami: Is that your first name?
Lana: Yeah. And Luffy's name is Luffesta-Bernard.
Nami: You got to be kidding!
Lana: Nope.
Nami: Oh my God! That is so funny!
Lana: But don't tell him I told you that. He'll get mad. You should know why he would call himself something else.
Nami: I promise. Can you keep a secert?
Lana: Yes.
Nami: I think that Sanji is kind of cute.
Lana: What!
Nami: Don't tell anyone!
Lana: If that is so, why do you treat him like a piece of crap?
Nami: He is a piece of crap! But that doesn't mean he's not cute.
Lana: Nami Nami Nami, what are you gonna do with yourself...
Nami: Hey. I'm a girl, that's what girl's do.
Lana: I guess. One time, Luffy had a crush on one of my older friends.
Nami: (leaning closer) I'm listening.
Lana: Anyway, her name was Shesata. He liked her so much that he swore he'd do anything for her. Of course since she was older, she already had a boyfriend. So one day he found out. He liked her so much that he was willing to fight the guy. He was huge too. So Luffy scheduled a fight with him. The rest is history.
Nami: What happened?
Lana: Let's just say that My mom passed out from the hospital bill.
Nami cracked up so hard that she fell off the bed.
Lana: I know. Luffy can be so stupid.
Nami: I can't believe he'd do that!
Lana: He did a whole bunch of things. One time I told him that if you jump into a pond at midnight, you'll be granted one wish. He actually did it. He got into so much trouble that at one point I thought he'd would never live to see another day.
Nami: You must of lived an interesting life.
Lana: Interesting ain't the word. Me and Luffy had a great 6 years. After that incident I thought my entire life would fall apart. We missed a whole bunch of years.
Nami: Don't feel too bad. At least you are together again.
Lana: Yeah I guess. But it's just not the same.
Nami: Don't worry. Nothing can possibly split you up now.
Lana: I so hope your right.
Author's 2nd note: Sorry to keep ya'll hangin! I got caught up in high school admission tests and other school crap...