Lana and Luffy were in a trying to serenade each other to sleep. Luffy was as bad a singer as she thought. They were both nodding off to sleep.
Luffy: (groggly) I'm...gonna beat you...this time. All I got to do is...stay awake...
Lana: It's...my...turn...
She cleared her throat and started to sing.
The kisses of the sun were sweet I didn't blink.
I let it in my eyes,
like an exotic drink.
The radio playin songs,
that I have never heard.
I don't what to say,
Oh not another word.
Lalalalalala It goes around the world,
lalalalala It's all around the world.
Lalalalala And everybody's singing,
lalalalala And now the bells are ringing.
lalalalalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalalala...
Lana: Your...turn. Luffy?
He had already fallen asleep.
Lana: Ha! He thought he could beat me! I'm the world...(snore)
She fell asleep on top of Luffy. For whatever reason, she was glowing with a blue arua.
Nami walked into the room they were in.
Nami: Hey guys I just wanted to check up on...ya'll.
As soon as she stepped inside, she fell asleep. An hour later Sanji came in thhe room to tell them that lunch was ready,
but he fell too. Several time periods later Zolo and Ussop went it the room and meet the sam fate. They were all asleep for about three hours. Finally Lana woke up.
Lana: What the... Why is everyone in here? WAKE UP GUYS!
Everyone slowly woke up.
Zolo: Why am I in here? Sanji! Get off!
Sanji: You were on me!
Ussop: Calm down. Why are we all in here?
Nami: I was about to ask the same question. All I remember is that one minute I just came to check on Lana and I the next minute I one the floor with you guys.
Lana: This is wierd... Isn't it Luffy. Luffy? Hello! You know I don't like to be ignored!
She slapped him but it did no good.
Ussop: What wrong now?
Lana: Luffy won't wake up!
Sanji: Calm down. He'll wake up eventually. He's a deep sleeper.
Lana: But.
Nami: Sanji's right. As soon as he smells food, he'll get up.
Sanji: Oh shit the food!
He rushed out of the room and to the kitchen.
Zolo: Well I'm out.
Nami: Ditto.
Ussop: I'm with them.
Lana: But what about Luffy?
Nami: Lana, he'll be fine.
lana: Bu...
Nami: Don't worry.
She left her and Luffy alone.
Lana: This doesn't seem right.
She checked his pulse and his heartbeat. He had none. She panicked.
Lana: HELP! LUFFY! HE'S HE'S.
Nami, Zolo, Ussop, and Sanji rushed back in the room.
Sanji: What's wrong?
Jose sleeply walked in the room.
Jose: What happened? I heard screaming.
Lana: It's Luffy! He has no pulse nor a heartbeat!
Nami checked his pulse and heartbeat. She looked at Lana as if she was pissed off.
Lana: What?
Nami: You made me come all the way hear for no damn reason!
She stomped out.
Lana: But but but... When I checked him he wasn't.
Sanji: This was a waste.
Everybody except Jose left. Lana looked very distraught and upset, but she was relieved.
Lana: I could of sworn that he was dead.
Jose: You probably misread.
Lana: I guess.
Just then Luffy's breathing got slower and slower until it stopped. Lana went crazy and started to scream. Fearing that she would make the crew angrier, Jose quickly covered her mouth.
Jose: Calm down!
She did. She burst into tears. After a few tears Luffy started to breath again.
Lana: Stop scaring me like that Luffy! You son-of-a-bitch!
She whacked him on the head but he continued to sleep.
Jose: Why won't he wake up?
Lana: Is he in a coma?
Jose: How could he be in a coma?
Lana: How am I supposed to know? Leave me alone!
Jose: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you upset!
Lana fell into Jose's arms. He was surprised but held her tightly.
Lana: What if he never wakes up? What if...if...he...dies!
With her last word she broke into tears.
Jose: Don't worry. He won't die. I'll do whatever I can to help.
Lana: Thanks. If you were here I don't know what I'd do.
She hugged him and left. Despite what was happening he couldn't help but smile.
Jose: I can't believe she's falling for me. Everything's going according to plan. It's time for this fool to wake up. It's a good thing Nami gave me back my ring.
He took off his ring and threw it into the air. It started to glow and hover in midair. After a few seconds the ring made it's way over to Luffy. After a final glow it went back on Jose's finger. Three seconds later Luffy woke up.
Luffy: What going on?
Jose: You were sleep.
Luffy: Crap! I lost again.
Jose: Lana! Come in here!
She rushed back in to the room. When she saw Luffy she jumped on him.
Lana: Oh Luffy! I was so worried! Don't ever scare me like that ever again!
Luffy: What are you talking about?
Lana: You slipped into a coma!
Luffy: I did?
Lana: Didn't you know?
Luffy: No.
Jose: Wow.
Luffy: Well since I'm in remission, do you want to play again?
Lana: You didn't recover from cancer ya know.
Luffy: So what. Are you playing or not?
Lana: I ran out of songs. You lose all the time anyway.
Luffy: Shut up!
He stomped out the room.
Lana: How did you get him to wake up?
Jose: I pushed the pressure points on his arms.
Lana: Thank you. You are my hero! Well actually you're Luffy's hero but I'm not gonna entertain the notation.
Jose: You know I'd do anything for you.
Lana blushed.
Jose: Are you blushing?
Lana: Yes... I mean no!
Jose: Sure.
Lana: I'll regret this but.
She grabbed Jose and gave him a huge kiss on the lips. After she was done she ran away.
Jose: All apart of my plan...