Harmony sat in Spike's crypt watching his newly stolen cable TV. Spike barged in the structure as angry as Harmony has ever seen him.
"Argh! I'm sick of this bloody thing!" Spike exclaimed, "I want the sodden thing out, now!" His anger possessed him to grab the closest thing to him and whip it at Harmony. She forgot to dodge as a baseball hit her in the head.
"Harm, where the hell did that baseball come from?"
"Lunch." she replied. "Oh, I know we can bang the chip out."
"I believe we tried the shag and drag method" He said as he stared at the bed. "It's still bloody up here."
"I could take it out." Harmony suggested.
"You." Spike said as he blinked at her. "And how do you suppose to do that?"
"Duh, Blondie Bear," the eternally blonde Harmony replied, "We have cable now. I've been watching those Emergency shows on the education channel all day. Buy the way where were you all day?"
"No where you need to know about" Spike retorted as he pushed Buffy's bra back into his pocket. "And if I was insane enough to let you cut into me head, do you even have a bloody knife?"
"I got a spoon."
"Eh...good enough for me. I'm already dead." Spike said as he tossed him self on the bed.
"I'll be right there Spikey-poo, just let me turn off the educational TV," Harmony chimed as she turned of the all-day Simpsons marathon. "And know for your Anastasia my darling blondie."
"Don't you mean anesthesia, love," Spike inquired.
"Oh yeah that's it." Harmony said with little encouragement for Spike as he watched Xander's stolen lamp come down on his head.
Hours later Spike woke up and stared at the wall of the crypt. Ten minutes later he counted one crack in the cement. Spike felt his head and noticed that there where no cuts. There were no incisions to be found on the back of head either. But his nose was really sore.
"It out..Harm-..har-...uh...it out?" Spike questioned.
"Yes, my cutie. I couldn't find a jar so I put it a bowl for ya." Harmony answered.
Spike looked at the contents of the bowl and started to grin with success. "What other stuff in bowl?"
"Oh, the pink squishy stuff? I don't know it came out with the chip" she answered. "But you can hurt people
"Yeah, thank you pretty lady," Spike answered.
"You think I'm pretty?" Harmony swooned. "I'm so happy"
"Me too," Spike answered, "Who you?"
