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AN: Thank you to all those who reviewed! D I know that the things I've posted so far are more on the humorous side (from MagickeMosteEvile) so I'll be writing a romantic one soon. But for now, here's another one with the happy (bickering) couple. And since the LJ challenges have ceased to exist, challenges or requests from you guys are welcome to keep this going. Thanks! )
Challenge: Holidays
The Gift
"Malfoy! What the hell is this?" Hermione screamed, shoving a book to his face.
"It's a book." He stumbled backwards awkwardly.
"Of course I know it's a book, you dolt! Do you think I just go inside the library to just watch those "things" in the shelves?"
"No. You see, this book is actually quite popular between—"
"I know it's well-known. But is that all I'm worth to you?"
"Yes. I mean, NO! Of course not, Hermione! It's just Kama Sutra. I just thought it would be a nice Valentine's Day present."
He slept on the couch that night.