A/N:A requested drabble. Y'see, my friends and I have always been annoyed by Inari, but his hat rocks. I was asked to write a drabble in which Naruto steals that awesome hat. He became somewhat evil, methinks. Oh well. This is humor, which according to some is the lowest form of entertainment. It's all good.
Disclaimer: I dun own Naruto...
He was a ninja. A certified, bona fide ninja. He could do anything or get anything he damn well wanted. And he wanted that hat.
It had been a long, arduous task. First he'd had to befriend that little brat. Then he'd had to save his village. He'd wormed his way into Inari's heart, and now he was finally close enough to act…
Dart in through the window, dodge the squeaky board, into the room—snatch!—out of the room, out the door—
Naruto then displayed his 'bona fide ninja skills' by ramming into a tree and waking up the entire village.
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