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RECAP OF LAST CHAPTER
"NARUTO! YOU'RE DEAD!" She ran after him but soon stopped when she saw a figure directly in front of the gate opening.
Gino smirked, "He's here. Punctuality the one thing that I love about people." Making the last part more for Kakashi to hear.
Tanto heard Kakashi groan behind her, "You've gotta be kidding. HE'S your future husband?"
Chapter 3: Welcoming
She turned to Kakashi; "Uh…who is he?"
"Gai."
"Gai-Sensei!" All three of the students yelled out in horror.
"Hn. Gai-Sensei is her fiancée? Odd." Sasuke said.
Tanto looked at the small boy, 'That's the longest sentence I've heard him say…two words, Uh-Oh.' "Is he really that bad?"
"YES!" They all yelled out in unison
"Great. Is he ugly?" 'Better ask now.' Tanto thought.
"Uh… Depends…" Sakura said.
"On what?" Tanto asked.
"If you like black 'bowl cut' hair with thick black eyebrows and a green spandex suit wearing men." She explained.
Tanto hit her forehead, "I'm screwed." She said loudly.
Gai ran up cupping his hands over her own. "So beautiful." Was all he said.
"Eep!" Was all that escaped her lips before he kissed her.
"Ah. Such beauty is the essence of the flower of youth." The thick browed man said. SLAP! PUNCH!
Tanto was spitting on the ground trying to rid herself of the horrid kiss; "YOU PERVERT!" She yelled grabbing a stick that was lying on the ground. THWACK The stick made contact with the side of his face, "That's what you get!" She yelled to him while shaking the sick in her hand for good measure.
The stick was sliced in her hand. She turned around to see Gino looming over with a Kanta in his hand. "Behave." He said in an unpleasant tone. "Or else."
'My wounds have just BARELY begun to heal and now he's threatening me AGAIN! Christ. By the end of his rage I'll be in a wheelchair.' Tanto thought bitterly. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will if he will." She whispered to him. She looked over at Gai to see that he was flashing her a smile, which made her want to gag then gouge her eyes out with a Kunai. She shuddered, "Ew." She let the 'w' go on for a little while until her father gave her a smack upside the head. "Ow." She said rubbing her head. Gai heard this and ran up to her.
"Is my little flower alright?" Tanto sweat-dropped. Man this guy was laying it on thick. He gave a glare to her father, "Sir must you hurt such an angel?" He picked her up bridal style making her shout out in pain.
"BAKA!" She elbowed him in the jaw making him drop her.
He looked at her quizzically then at the faint red on the front of her Kimono, "What happened my Angel?"
"Nothing. And don't call me your 'Angel'. Whenever you say that I feel as if I want to rip out my eardrums and feed them to wild boars." She said with a completely blank face on.
He ignored her protests and threw off the top of her Kimono to show, thankfully, her bandages all wrapped around her chest. "What happened my little flower?" He motioned to the blood soaked front of her bandages.
"Again, noth-"
"I made sure that she would not try and disrespect me again." Gino said with a smirk behind her.
Tanto turned around to glare at him but found Gai already there. 'Okaaaaaay…he's fast. Have to remember that.'
Gai was glaring at him with most likely all of his effort; his large eyebrows were knitted together and if you looked closely then you could see small sparks fly from each of the two immature men's eyes. Kakashi walked up behind her. "Let's leave them."
She nodded pulling up the top of her Kimono they made their way to see the Hokage. Upon their arrival Tanto noticed a few kids in the room as well, two boys and a girl. One of the boys had long brown hair and pure white eyes. The girl had brown hair tied up into two buns on each side of her head she also had brown eyes. The last boy… well the last boy made Tanto want to scream… and well she did, "OH MY LORD HE HAS CLONES!" That got the attention of the entire room. "Uh…heheh. Sorry." She rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.
The small Gai lookalike ran up to Sakura, "Sakura-Chan! It has been so long since I have laid my eyes upon your beautiful face. Please allow me to take you for dinner to celebrate this joyous occasion!"
Tanto stifled her laughter; he WAS a Gai lookalike in more ways then one. She turned to Kakashi, "Explain."
"This is Lee. He is somewhat… obsessed with Sakura." He said uncertainly not knowing how to explain it.
"He's like Gai in other words?" Kakashi nodded.
Lee looked up at Tanto, "You know Gai-Sensei?"
She sweat-dropped, "Sadly." She shook her head. "Look. Lee if you REALLY want to get some action then get rid of the eyebrows and the ugly hairstyle…and the suit too. Spandex is well… um… not for you. If you could pass that on to Gai as well then I think all of The Hidden Leaf would be very happy." She said bluntly.
(O.O) Everyone in the room stared at her again, "You dare mock my Sensei and I?" Tanto quirked an eyebrow that wasn't how it was supposed to come out but I suppose it was too late now. Lee moved into a fighting position, "I shall ask you politely to take your words back."
She shook her head, "Sorry but it's true." Some of the spectators snickered at the word filled bout.
"Although you are a woman, I cannot stand for you to disrespect my Sensei." He gave her a roundhouse kick, which she blocked with her right hand. "Ah. I see. A female ninja. I suppose that I was careless to underestimate you." In a flash he was sending kicks and punches from left, right, up, down any direction that she could see.
'This kid isn't that good. He's only using tai-jutsu. I'm not in the mood nor the shape for this.' SIGH "Look kid. I do not want to do this right now. Alright?" She put down her guard for a moment allowing Lee to give her a kick right in her chest sending her into the wall directly behind her, "Ouch. My wound." It had opened up again letting fresh blood run onto her Kimono. She glared daggers at Lee, if he wanted to play rough then he would get rough. She slowly made her way up with the help of the wall. She now saw Lee's fast movements laid out before her, sticking out her right hand she twisted the fist that now was in it around the boy's back, "I told you that I was not in the mood for this. Now if you don't behave like a good little boy then I'll break your little arm off." She spat out. When he finally nodded she got off of him. "Ugh. My wound." She clutched her chest tightly.
A few people came over to her but all they were, were colorful blurs, "Are you alright miss?" Tanto blinked a few times to get better focus she now saw a man in front of her a toothpick in his mouth.
"Yeah. I'm fine."
An old man walked into the room and gave a cough signaling that he wanted their attention, "Now I believe that we have the honor to meet Suibi Tanto. Am I right?" She nodded, "Suibi Cho, and Suibi Kuroi." In turn each of them nodded, "But where is Suibi Gino?"
Tanto scoffed, "Having a glaring contest with the green baka of The Hidden Leaf." She said in an annoyed voice.
"Hmm…" The Hokage thought for a moment, "Then who will get him? We need all four members of the Suibi family to sign." He held up a piece of paper, which was most likely, the treaty.
"No one needs to." Half of the room's occupants whipped around to see Gino standing in the doorway with faint blood glistening off of his Kanta. "Now let's get this over with." He walked up to the Hokage who held out a pen and signed his name motioning to the rest of his family to do the same.
Suibi Gino
Suibi Cho
Suibi Kuroi
Suibi Tanto
"Now. I believe that we have some matters to attend to Hokage-Sama." Gino said having to choke out the -Sama part.
The Hokage looked as if he were thinking about what it might be "Ah, yes the wedding how could I have forgotten? Where is Gai anyway?"
Gino smirked and Tanto well Tanto secretly gave her father a thumbs up, "For some reason Hokage-Sama. I don't think that Gai will be joining us." She said.
As if knowing what she meant the Hokage nodded and continued. "Well then I suppose that Genma will have to show you all around."
"And who's he?" Cho asked.
"That would be me." The man with the toothpick said. The family made an 'oh' face. They walked out of the door bowing once more to the Hokage, "Although I don't think I could do this better then Kakashi." He added to Tanto with a smirk, which earned him a sharp kick where the sun doesn't shine. He was squatting low on the ground trying to mask his pain.
"Well that's what you get." She smiled sweetly at him, "Oh. By the way I'm not coming with you. Around the village I mean. I've had enough of Gino to last me a lifetime." 'That last line was pretty stupid. I HAVE known him for a lifetime. Eh, whatever.' She thought.
Genma slowly got up, "And how are you going to escape here without a guard? Gai is currently incapacitated, Kakashi is training his Genin and,"
"Hey Genma."
"Iruka." Genma said. Then turning back to the girl that was in front of him only to see that she was gone.
"See I DO have an escort." She said clinging onto Iruka.
He shifted his eyes, "Uh…" Iruka was very confused by now. Until Tanto explained the situation to him, "Alright then… I don't really have anything to do so I suppose that I could train you for a little." She gave him a thumbs up.
Sighing Genma left with the remaining members of the Suibi family.
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In the training field Team seven's minds were occupied and not focused. Thoughts like 'Why Gai-Sensei?' ran through their heads. Kakashi sighed putting away his book normally he would have liked this peace and quiet but not when his students weren't focused on training. "Alright," Kakashi said to finally break the silence in the training area, "For today's training…hmm," Kakashi thought for a moment, "… we'll spar with Asuma's team."
"Alright!" Naruto jumped up thrusting his fist in the air. Momentarily forgetting all about his minds questions.
"Hn."
Sakura grinned widely; 'That's Ino's team. All right! Time to show her that Sasuke's all MINE!' Inner Sakura: 'Hell YEAH! Time to beat some blond ass all over The Hidden Leaf!'
"Well then I suppose that we should go and find them eh?" Kakashi suggested making two of them jump up on their feet at the idea while Sasuke slowly got up.
It was nearly forty-five minutes before Team Seven had found them. Kakashi walked up to Asuma, "Yo. Does your team feel like sparring?"
"Hn. Nope."
"Why not? Scared Asuma?" He taunted earning him a glare.
Asuma pulled his team over to the side, "Alright team. It seems that Kakashi thinks that we are afraid of his team. But are we?" Choji was eating and not paying attention, Shikamaru was laying under a tree trying to sleep and Ino was most likely the only one listening. Asuma pulled out a small silver container and a lighter. Out of the silver container he withdrew a cigarette. Putting it to his lips he lit the thing that would most likely cause his death one day taking a long drag on it, 'These are the times that I'm glad that I smoke.' He thought. "If you do this sparring match then there will be no more training all this week as a treat." Asuma said getting the attention of both Shikamaru and Choji. "Now, once again are we?"
"Are we what Asuma-Sensei?"
He took another long drag on his cigarette blowing the smoke up towards the sky, "Going to let Kakashi's team win."
Choji and Shikamaru looked at each other before answering along with Ino, "No Asuma-Sensei."
Asuma walked back over to Kakashi, "Alright. Let's do this." He threw his cigarette to the ground as a signal to start. All of the young ninja's disappeared to different corners of the large forest thinking of ways to defeat their opponents.
'Hmm, now if I was Ino where would I be hiding?' Sakura thought for a moment before coming up with a good idea, 'Most likely somewhere where she can launch her spirit. So that would mean that she would need space…so… AHA! The small clearing by the river. Now how to avoid her Mind Transfer jutsu…' Sakura thought for a while until she jumped off into the clearing looking for Ino. 'As long as I move out of the way she can't get inside my head. Then that would make her body completely vulnerable to an attack from my Kunai. Perfect. Now I'll defiantly defeat that blond bimbo!' Inner Sakura: 'ALL RIGHT! Time for some overdo payments of pain for Ino free of charge!' Sakura finally made it to the clearing to find that Ino was already there. She threw a Kunai that just nicked the side of Ino's arm.
She turned around to glare at anyone that would disturb her hunt for Sakura's chakra. Ino's eyes went wide at the site of Sakura, 'She must have masked her chakra so I couldn't sense it! No matter time for the Mind transfer.' Ino made some seals then her body went limp falling to the hard ground below. Jumping out of the way Sakura easily avoided Ino's attempt in capturing her mind. After guessing that Ino was far away Sakura went straight for Ino's body inflicting as much pain as she could do in such a short time. Then for an added bonus Sakura picked up the limp body and ran far away from where Ino thought her body was. When the bodiless Ino came back to the clearing she noticed that her body was gone and Sakura's chakra was far away 'Damn you Sakura! Where are you taking my body!' She thought furiously as she got back in high pursuit of her body.
In another clearing far away from where Sakura and Ino had their bout Naruto was battling Choji and his giant size. Naruto had destroyed Choji's last bag of chips and he was now furious and hungry. "Heh. Choji, you're too slow to catch me! Come on fat-ass!" Naruto taunted from a high branch.
THAT got Choji going, sure he was fat but he was pretty sensitive about it. He made some hand seals and increased his body size by at least five percent. Bouncing high in the air he came down hard on a startled Naruto, again, and again, and again, and again until Naruto got smart and used Kawarimi no Jutsu to get away from the overly large body.
In a nearby tree Naruto sat letting the Kyuubi demon's chakra heal his wounds. 'Ah! Damn-it! That hurt! Choji is going to pay for that! No more Mr. Nice guy!' As he had done on so many occasions before he made seals then yelled, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Hundreds of Naruto clones appeared in the small clearing. All of them charging at the overly large Shinobi. "AH!" Each of the Naruto clones made slashes in the balloon like boy. Slowly causing him to deflate into his original shape. When Choji was almost at his original shape, he made more seals and did his 'Oh so painful if you get hit' attack called 'Meat roller'. Which he would roll directly at his opponent (like one of those giant boulders that you see in movies that chase the guy that's in wherever). As Choji rolled onwards he destroyed almost every single clone except for four, the original and the three clones. Choji rolled onward to the rest of the Naruto's. Once again Naruto did his 'Kage Bunshin no Jutsu' making more of him (Oh great! Put sarcasm here ) but for an added bonus he threw in his 'Sexy no Jutsu' clone style making all of his clones turn into beautiful naked blond girls (Again; Oh Great! Put sarcasm here ). Which made Choji's eyes bulge and his nosebleed making him drop his jutsu and faint from sheer shock. Grinning Naruto dropped both of his jutsu's and walked back to where his sensei was while dragging Choji behind him.
In the same clearing that they were all in, in the beginning of the sparring Sasuke was standing atop of an unconscious Shikamaru. Obviously Sasuke had won the bout. Asuma was on his third cigarette after he had watched the bout, Kakashi was surprised when Sakura appeared out of the forest with Ino's soulless body. "Looks like my team beat yours." Kakashi said.
Asuma just puffed on his cigarette. Ino's body suddenly jerked out of Sakura's hands, "You cheating bitch!" Ino yelled launching some Shuriken at Sakura's close body. Three out of the four that Ino threw lodged themselves into Sakura's body.
Sakura's eyes widened at a realization; "Poison tipped!"
Ino smirked, "Wow good job forehead-girl. But don't worry it's only a mild poison so it'll only limit your movement." 'But will clench the match for me.' Ino thought happily.
"Well then I'll just have to make sure that you're incapacitated before then. Won't I Ino-Pig?" Sakura said, Inner Sakura: 'Stupid Ino-Pig! Using poison! Is she trying to KILL me too!' 'Ugh. I'm going to have to move fast. Or else she'll finish me off for sure.' Sakura charged at Ino, Kunai in a ready position.
"You're not going to get me in time." Ino said jumping out of the way of Sakura's assault.
Naruto finally came out of the forest sighing greatly as he still had a little ways to go before he could set Choji down. "Sasuke got over here and help me drag Choji."
Sasuke just smirked, "Idiot." He then went back to watching the girls fight. It was nearly five minutes before Naruto dragged Choji over. "Idiot." Sasuke said once again.
"Asshole!" Naruto yelled.
"You're still an idiot." Sasuke said nonchalantly.
"Am not!"
"Are too."
"No!"
"Yes."
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!" Naruto was glaring at Sasuke now. You could almost see the sparks coming off of their eyes.
"DAMN YOU INO-PIG! STAY STILL!" Sakura yelled.
"NOT ON YOUR LIFE FOREHEAD GIRL!" Ino yelled back.
'OK clam down Sakura.' … 'OK SCREW THAT! TIME FOR SOME INO BEAT DOWN!' Inner Sakura: 'HELL YEAH!' Sakura made some seals 'Come on please let this work.' "Kaze no Yaiba!" A fast blast of wind appeared and blasted Ino through about two trees before she stopped, fainting as she hit the last tree. 'Wow! I did it.' Sakura thought surprised at herself, she quickly got out of her stupor, "HA! I beat you Ino-Pig! THAT'S what you get!" Inner Sakura: 'YEAH! I got a total beat down on Ino-Bitch!' "Uh-Oh…" Sakura started to sway on her feet and soon collapsed.
Naruto ran up to her, "Sakura-Chan!" He shook her as a way of waking her. "Sakura-Chan!" He yelled again, but like the first time there was still no response.
Kakashi appeared in front of Naruto. "I'll take her to the hospital." He said plainly before picking her up and disappearing in a poof of smoke. Naruto trailing them on foot followed by Sasuke.
Asuma got out another cigarette, "There's going to be a lot more training after this display." He said shaking his head in disapproval.
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3,300 words and about five pages… hmm pretty long. Anyway no author notes.