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"Talking"

'Thoughts'

"Jutsus"

"Now, let's have fun! Come with me, pupil less boy!"

Yukiko pulled away Neji, forward the elevator.

It's the duty of a ninja!

Chapter5: Neji rocks in rodeo!

Neji observed annoyed the girl. He has ever been annoyed from hyper peoples, like Lee and Naruto… Well, that was before he became friend with them. Then, he became more tolerant with their sudden actions. And there was that girl, who took him… To what It seemed to him like an old far west rodeo stadium, in the middle of a fake desert, which was the floor.

"Hiyaaa! Here we are! Are you ready for a ride?"

"Eh?"

"You'll see… Here we are!"

In front of Neji there was the enormous rodeo stadium. The tiers are full of people, dressed like cow-boys and cow-girls. In the middle of the stadium, there's this man trying to remain on a saddle placed upon a big black horse. But suddenly, the man was launched toward a tier by the horse. The man was then taken away by nurses, also dressed as cow-girls. Neji frowned at the sight.

"You… You want me to do that?"

"Yeah! Show me the guts, pupil-less guy!"

"Are you… Uh?"

Suddenly, behind them, Neji saw them. His worst nightmare had come true. Behind him and Yukiko there were TenTen, that Haruno and Yamanaka girl, and Hinata-sama.

'Oh, no! TenTen will kill me! I have to hide somewhere… I got it!' "Ehm, when I begin?"

"Oh? You really want to do it?"

"Yes. Please, show me the way."

"Wow! You sure have guts! Follow me, cow-boy!"

Yukiko ran towards a wooden gate, and Neji followed her, in a real hurry. Then he closed the door behind them. Neji sighed in relief, but suddenly someone pulled him in a cabin. Neji couldn't see anything, but he could hear female giggling. Then a hand pulled off his trousers. Another one his jacket.

"WHAT THE… EHI! STOP!"

After ten minutes of fighting, Neji was undressed, and after more ten minutes, he was newly dressed. When he exited the cabin, he saw the cow-nurses beside him, and he was dressed like John Wayne in one of his films. And Yukiko was in front of him laughing.

"What the…"

"You thought you could do a rodeo without the proper clothes? Well, girls, show him Lucifer."

"Lucifer?" 'I don't like the name…'

"Yes, Yukiko-sama!"

"Ehm… Girls…"

Neji was being dragged away, and then he was putted upon something. Something big, with horns and a saddle. Something four times bigger than Neji. A big, black… Bull. A bull that was snorting smoke from the nostrils.

"Oh, Kami-sama…"

"This is Lucifer. It's the wildest bull of all the fire country. I'm the only one who ever tamed him. Remain on the saddle more than ten seconds, ok?"

"Ten… Except you, what's the record?"

"Seven seconds. Good luck."

"Ehm… I changed my mind…"

"Too late! Go! "

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The wooden door opened, and in a second Neji was in the stadium, screaming. I doubt Neji ever screamed before that time. But there's always the first time. The first second was already passed, with Lucifer that was jumping, running and trying to make Neji take flight.

'Oh, shit… I never was this frightened… Neither when fighting Kidoumaru… Calm down, Neji, calm down… Ehi! I can use chakra to stick on the saddle!'

And so Neji did. Emitting chakra from his… Ehm… From his… Ehm… You know. Those two things round and soft… Ahhhh! From his ass! Ok! And he maintained it. For a Hyuga chakra's control is piece of cake… But when you're sitting on a big, black, wild, furious bull, it's different. The bull it's moving. It's different from a tree.

"Uooooooh! Ahhhhh!" 'Concentrate… Concentrate… Concentrate…'

"Yuuu-huuuu! Go for it!"

Neji was at the sixth second. One more… One more…

'Oh, kami-sama… I'm losing grip… Concentrate…'

Neji is lifting from the saddle.

'CONCENTRATE!'

And with an enormous jet of chakra, Neji tried his best to remain on the saddle… And succeeded. He remained on the saddle. And the crowd exploded, for the beating of the record. And Neji… Was starting to enjoy it.

'Ehi… I'm much more stable, now… It's almost fun… Ahhh… I had ever been the cold and mighty Hyuga Neji… Well, there's no one who I know, here!' "Yuuuuuu-huuuuuuuuu!"

And Neji began to talk like a cow-boy. Screaming 'Yiiiii-haaaa!' and likes every few seconds. After fifteen minutes the bull was exhausted. And Neji put his hands up in the air, making 'V' victory signs to the crowd. From the stables, Yukiko was amazed.

'Wow… He actually tamed Lucifer. Really a tough one, this guy!'

"Did you see that! Yiii-haaa!"

But suddenly, when Neji released his chakra control, the bull made a last effort. And Neji flew to the floor, rolling on his side a couple of times. And then, the bull charged him. Neji closed his eyes, exhaust from chakra depletion, ready to feel the pain, but… It never arrived. When he opened his eyes, there was Yukiko lifting literally the bulls by the horns, up in the air, and she was looking with a terrifying look at the bull, which was sweating.

"Don't. Do. That. Understood?"

The bull seemed to understand the speech. Then, Yukiko started rotating on his heels, faster and faster, till she let go the grip on the horns, and the bull flew outside the stadium moowling. Neji stared frightened at the girl, who turned and offered him a hand to get up, smirking. After ten minutes, Neji was taking a shower in the changing rooms of the stadium.

"Nice one, Neji! Can I call you Neji, right?"

"Whatever…"

"You seemed to enjoy yourself, out there… You were screaming…"

"I lost control of myself… That's all…"

"Yeah! Dry yourself up, boy! We're going to the saloon!"

"Ehi. Don't peek…"

After fifty minutes, the time that Neji needed to dry his enormous hair, the two took the elevator and reached the saloon. Yukiko ordered two red beers, and after ten minutes, Yukiko was laughing like mad, a little tipsy.

"Ahahahahah! This beer is the best!"

'Oh my gosh… He's half drunk…' "Well, I don't understand something…"

"What, Neji-boy? Ask me. I'll try my best to answer you! Ahahahah!"

"Yeah… Well, you and your sisters… You're completely different. And not only in character. You're not similar neither in looks…"

"… Well, that's what you get when you have four different mothers but only one father! Ahahahah!"

"!"

"My father is a real playboy! He's not married, but he had daughters with four different women! What a bastard, dontcha think!"

"… I'm sorry I've asked…"

"Oh, don't worry, Neji-boy! Now, why don't we go to the cinema there's a John Wayne trilogy, this evening!"

"… All right."

"Very well! Let's… Awwww…"

Yukiko stood up from the chair, but flinched and almost fell to the floor. Neji caught her just in time.

"You're ok?"

"Awww… My head… I drank too much…"

"Let's go the park and get some rest, instead of the film, ok?"

Neji lifted Yukiko, and placed her arm on his shoulder, and started dragging her towards the elevator. Then, they arrived to the park floor, and Neji leaned her against a tree.

"Uhhhhm… Thanks…"

"Now rest."

"Mhhh… I'm a little cold…"

"Take this."

Neji took his jacket and placed it around the shoulders of Yukiko. The girl smiled warmly at Neji.

"Thanks… Well, my headache is gone."

"Are you sure? We…"

Suddenly, Neji heard some voices. He lifted his head, and saw Naruto, Shikamaru, Kaori and Megumi.

"Have you seen them as well!"

"Yeah, we too…"

Then Neji helped Yukiko to stand on her feet, and stood up as well. From behind a bush, appeared also Sasuke and Mayumi.

"All here for the same thing, I guess…"

"If you're talking about the girls, you're right…"

"We must hurry up! They're…"

"Sasuke-kun!"

"!" 'BUSTED!'

Continue…

In the next chapter…

Well, at last, Sasuke's date. … More then a date, is a meeting. Sasuke discovers more on Mayumi, and after hearing something very interesting, they reach an agreement… Stay tuned!