-Some island in the Indonesian keys
The two GJ agents, Kim Possible and Shego were waiting on the shores of the island,
waiting for the 'informants' they were told to expect on the operation zone.
Soon, Kim spotted a figure coming out from the forest: agent Will Du.
"Hey, Du. What are you doing here?"
"Recon mission, Possible. I was sent here about three hours earlier than you two to
find the 'secret lair' HQ said to be located on this island, but nothing has yet come up…"
"What the Hell is THAT!"
Du and Kim turned to the source of the scream and found Shego pointing something
coming out from the water: a green, clawed, webbed hand. Shego didn't hesitate and
soon charged up her two hands, ready to fire away.
"Wait, hold your fire, agent Shego!"
Du dashed to Shego to keep her from blasting his partner. The green hand soon
revealed its owner as something crawled out of the water completely, revealing a big,
green-scaled man in a black GJ uniform.
"Agent Gil Moss, you are late. You should have returned at this regrouping point 5
minutes ago."
"Oh, shut your lid, Du. Do you think I was taking a pleasure swim down there?"
Gil stood up, wiped the sand on his legs, and started to de-mutate with a few grunts,
soon transformed into something that resembled more of a human.
"Besides, did you find anything worthy for report, Mr. Punctuality?"
Gil gave his partner a sinister, smug grin. Du suddenly seemed to lose his cool, formal
tone and started to stutter.
"Well, that is, I mean… It is obvious that HQ gave us invalid information! This island
does not have a single sign of a high-tech world domination facility anywhere in the
perimeter."
"Oh, yeah? Is this good enough of a 'sign of a high-tech lair' for ya, Wonder Boy?"
Gil took out a very small camera out of his side pocket, and tossed it to Kim.
"Hey, Mrs. Squeeb, think your Kimwatamajig can project the shots in the cam?"
"Why, of course it can, Fish Head"
Kim countered Gil's remarks with a sarcastic tone as she plugged the camera into her
Kimunicator through a USB portal. Soon, a holographic image of the island streamed
out of the Kimunicator, along with several photo shots Gil took underwater.
"I found three openings that were pretty well sealed with titanium doors underneath the
island. This one here," Gil pointed at a relatively big opening, "seems to be linked to
the sewage pipelines. Trash kept on coming out of the chute, which opened its gates
on a regular basis. Considering that the other two are entrances that might not open
without some clearance, I suggest this trash dispense chute is the best way in we
have."
While Gil was giving a brief report, he gave Shego a dirty look.
"Hey, who's this bitch, by the way? This idiot almost tried to get me fried back there."
"Oh, you better ask that question to the hand, Fish Breath, 'cause your gonna…"
Sensing the hostile air, both Kim and Will restrained their partners and tried to prevent
them from causing any violence.
"Oh, right. This must be the first time Shego met Gil. Um, Shego? Gil, GJ agent,
expert in underwater operations. Gil, Shego. My new partner."
Will and Kim really didn't expect a handshake or anything between the two, but the
queer aggression between each of their green partners was making them extremely
uneasy.
"New partner, heh? Hey, Possible, I advise you to get Squeeb back between your ass,
'cause this one seems to have some defects in the cranium."
"Oh, look Kimmie, a talking piece of sushi! I didn't know GJ started to take in seafood
for their agents!"
"And I didn't know GJ started to take in portable stove ovens!"
"Yeah! Well, this 'portable stove oven' is more than happy to serve some cooked fish!"
Kim just rolled her eyes and sighed in frustration. Will lifted Gil and threw him back
into the waters. Then, he took out three small oxygen breathers, and tossed two to
Kim and Shego.
"DU! What the heck…"
"Take care of the situation, both of you. And if you can't, you could just stay here and
make up while Possible and I neutralize the mission by ourselves."
For the first time, Shego and Gil seemed to agree on something, as they almost
simultaneously screamed back to Will "Hey, who the fu do you think you are, giving
us orders?"
Episode 6: The day of the Nemesis (Part 2)
Liz was in her bed, in her pajamas, under her blanket, and staring at the ceiling for
almost 5 hours straight. She realized that she couldn't keep calm and go to sleep:
there was a sitch out there. The Possible blood that was running through her veins
was screaming to her that something was wrong. She shouldn't be here at home, in
bed, while there was a sitch out there waiting for her to solve it! Liz sat up, made up
her mind, and stormed down the stairs to the living room, where Drew was sleeping on
the couch.
"Drew. Drew! Wake up! Wake up, Drew!"
"Um, huh, huh? Liz? What is this about? Ugh… For god's sake, Liz, it is 2 AM for
crying out loud…"
"Drew, we are going out to take care of that sitch!"
"What sitch?"
"You know! The Indonesian Key sitch!"
Drew eventually woke up and sat up, realizing that he wasn't going to get anymore
sleep today. Rubbing his eyes, he stared at Liz's eyes. They were sparkling. They
were on 'mission mode'. Drew gave her a small grin, and kicked his covers off.
"All right, teenage hero, you got your sidekick up. But we are not going anywhere in
pajamas."
-Ten minutes latter-
As she was told, a transport GJ jet, the same one her mother rode, was awaiting in front
of her house. She was all geared up: the black tops, the cargo pants filled with gadgets,
and her jet-pack. Drew was right beside her, also ready to go.
"You know, Liz, if we go out on this mission, you wouldn't have any sleep for today's
school. Are you sure you are willing to do this?"
"Are you sure you saw the calendar, Drew? Remember, today is officially a Saturday.
No school"
She was cheeky; maybe a bit too cheeky. She almost skipped to the jet's hanger,
robust with energy. Drew looked back, and waved his hand to Mr. Stoppable, who was
awakened by the ruckus his daughter made in the house while getting ready for the
mission.
"I packed some breakfast stuff… Here, take 'em."
Ron came up to Drew and handed him two paper bags, which were quite heavy.
Ron was still rubbing his eyes and seemed slightly dazed. But suddenly, his eyes
became very sharp and glared at Drew.
"And another thing: make sure you keep your mind and body on the mission only, kid.
I have a father-in-law who can send anyone who messes with my Lizzy-wizzy to a
black hole. Got that?"
Drew simply gulped and feebly replied with a nod. Mr. Stoppable wasn't really being
all that friendly with the idea of him and Liz going around together after the little 'Dr.
Wolfen' incident that happened in Drew's house a few weeks ago. Getting caught with
them kissing each other seemed to be the trigger.
"Dad! Are you threatening to send Drew to a black hole on Gramp's rocket again!"
"Uh, n, no honey! I was just giving him some traditional sidekick tips!"
Ron pushed Drew's back, and sent him running to the jet.
After getting on, Drew gave out a sigh of relief.
"It was the black hole threat again, wasn't it?"
Drew simply smiled without reply. As the jet started to take off, the two rushed to the
two passenger seats on the back side of the transport, and buckled up. Then, looking
at the pure happiness that dripped from Liz's face due to the excitement, Drew felt that
he had to warn Liz about something.
"You know, I just want to tell you that you shouldn't be too disappointed."
"Huh? Disappointed for what, Drew?"
Drew continued as he passed her the breakfast bag Liz's father prepared for them
despite the short notice.
"Well, our moms are already at the operation grounds, and they have been gone for
quite a while, so it is possible that they already have finished the job by now…"
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"…we could have finished the job hours ago, if it weren't for the Amazing Talking Sushi
and Agent dick-head over here! What the hell are we doing! Arg!"
"Oh, now it's MY fault! Well, Ms. Know-it-all, why don't you come up with a better
way of infiltrating a fortified facility underneath an island without getting caught!"
Lucky for Liz, but not too fortunate for the four GJ agents, the 'best entrance' Gil had
suggested didn't lead them straight to the secret lair of the villain, but instead led them
to a very perplexing maze of pipelines. Worse, every now and then, huge amounts of
trash gushed towards them, pushing them back and covering their whole bodies with
smelly, filthy garbage. Not to mention Shego and Gil's fighting was making the other
two to blow their tops.
"Arg, arg, ARRRRRGGGGG!"
"Be quiet, agent Shego! Your screaming is going to set off the alarms, or notify the
guards!"
Will gave Shego a menancing glare with a aggressive tone. Apparently, he wasn't
feeling too well. But then again, everyone in the trash pipeline wasn't feeling all that
bon-digity neither.
"Guards? Alarms! Did you get splashed with trash water too much that your brain
got stale! There are NO GUARDS! THERE ARE NO ALARMS! For all I know, we
are going to rot here, get dunked in more trash, and eventually… Akk!"
Another wave of trash came rushing in with rotten water. After the wave passed,
Shego couldn't stand it anymore. Sure, she was pissed when she was drenched in the
first trash splash. But she was patient. She took it all in, and kept the cussing and the
emotions from bursting out, especially from her hands. But thirty freaking times was
too much. Shego lit her two hands with maximum power, and started to blow away the
pipeline ceiling.
"Shego, what are you doing!"
"What does it look like I'm doing, princess! I'm getting us out of this mess!"
After drilling a hole big enough for a person to get through, Shego pulled herself up
through the new path she made.
"Well? What are all of you idiots waiting for? You want another shower before
coming up?"
While Will was still standing there, trying to come up with something to say to Shego
for her recklessness, Kim was more than happy to get out of the dreaded trash disposal
pipeline and climbed right after Shego.
"Shego?"
"What?"
"You rock."
Shego, who was still cringing in disgust, lost her rancor all at once as her partner gave
her a smile and a thumbs-up.
"Hey, it's what I do, princess."
After getting on some dry space, the two women started to squeeze out all the sewage
water soaked in their elegant hair. Meanwhile, Gil also climbed up the pipeline through
Shego's hole, mumbling something.
"…bad..."
"Huh?"
"I said 'Not Bad'."
Shego gave Gil a mischievous grin.
"Oh, I'm sorry, but I didn't get that one too clear. Can ya say that a bit more
articulately?"
Kim felt another gust of 'conflict' between the two and tried to stop them from brawling,
but to her surprise, Gil didn't fight back.
"All right, Stove Oven. Since you seem to be a bit deaf, I'll tell you one more time.
Good work. I mean it."
He then pointed down at Will, who was still in the pipelines. It seemed that his GJ suit
got stuck on something.
"At least you're better than Wonder Boy over there."
Shego snickered at Will.
"You can say that again."
-Click! Zuuuuum…-
Kim, Gil, and Shego all turned their heads towards the sudden sound. Awaiting them
was a pack of robot guards, all pointing their laser guns at them.
-Freeze. You are trespassing unauthorized areas.-
Just then, Will Du came climbing out of the hole, and instantly pointed something back at
the security robots.
"Don't worry agents. I got everything under control…"
"No, Du!" Cried a terrified Kim.
"Will, you ass, stop!" Screamed a horrified Gil.
"Huh? What's the deal?" Asked a puzzled Shego who didn't know what was going to
happen.
Too late. Du fired his notorious 'Stop Watch' at the robots. Unfortunately, the cables
that the Stop Watch fired ricocheted from the hulls of the guards, and bounced back to
the GJ agents. Soon, all four agents were paralyzed by the shocking electricity emitted
from Will's weapon, and slumped to the floor. The security robots just stood their, a
bit baffled, not knowing what just happened.
Apparently, the intruders were neutralized. And moreover, the security bots
themselves have done nothing to result this. Still not understanding the situation (they
were not programmed to understand stupidity or self-destructive actions of enemies
yet) they eventually decided to finish their jobs anyway and carried the four
unconscious bodies of the GJ agents to their master.
To be continued…
