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"Talking"

'Thoughts'

"Whispered phrases"

"Jutsus"

"PHRASES TOLD IN UNISON"

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luvKaWaIi: Simple. The date went on all at the same time, but in different place. But in the end, they all ended up in the park. I described all the dates separately.

"All here for the same thing, I guess…"

"If you're talking about the girls, you're right…"

"We must hurry up! They're…"

"Sasuke-kun!"

"!" 'BUSTED!'

It's the duty of a ninja!

Chapter7: Naruto sacrifice… Or Revenge?

The girls were arriving. Sakura and Ino were still calling 'Sasuke-kuuuuun!', and even if they hid again they were to be discovered soon.

"Oh, no! And now!"

"Shikamaru, got any plan?"

"Nope… We're in a totally mess…"

"Tsk… I can't believe it…"

"…"

While the others three were talking, Naruto was deep in thinking, his gaze on the floor. Suddenly, he clenched his punches, taking a decision. He got up his head.

"Sasuke, you said that the girls have seen you?"

"Uh? Yeah…"

"And you two? Neji, Shikamaru?"

"Ehm… No."

"No."

"… Well, then I know how I can save us... Except me."

"Uh?"

"What did you say?"

"I'm sorry miss Mayumi, but I need your help. You will no get any harm, thought."

"Uh? Ah… Ok."

"Can you tell us what are you doing, dobe?"

"I'm saving your sorry ass, teme. Now, all of you others, hide! Quickly!"

"…"

"There's no time! Trust me, for once!"

"… Thanks, dobe…"

All of the guys hided in the bushes, minus Naruto and Mayumi. Mayumi looked at Naruto, with a questioning look on her face. Naruto smiled at her.

"Please, support me, Miss Mayumi. And I'm sorry for this."

"Eh?"

Suddenly, Naruto embraced warmly Mayumi. The girl blushed at the feeling of the masculine body of Naruto and of his body warmth… Then, she embraced back him, closing her eyes, just in time. The kunoichis have appeared. They noticed a couple embracing themselves in the middle of the park, and suddenly halted.

"Oooops… Wrong way."

'Uhm… Who's this blonde… It seems familiar…' "Excuse me, have you seen a hot raven boy running around here?"

"Oh, no… So, you discovered me…"

"Eh?"

Naruto broke the embrace. Then the four kunoichi open their eyes and mouth wide in surprise. Mayumi was still blushing. She can feel the enormous heat on her cheeks… Then she shook her head.

'What's happening! Why I'm feeling like this! My cheeks are so hot…'

"Na-Naruto!"

"Naruto!"

"Na… Naruto-kun?"

"You're Uzumaki, right?"

"Please, call me Naruto, TenTen-san. Awww… You found out, at last… What a mess…"

"Ehm… What do you mean? Hey! That is the girl that was with Sasuke-kun! Where did he go!"

"Sasuke-teme is probably at home training. He doesn't have time for girls, so revenge obsessed like he is…"

'HEY! That's not true! … Well, maybe a little… Ok, he got a point. I should do more 'social life'…'

"The guy who you seen was me, Henged in Sasuke. As for the girl, she's Mayumi…"

Naruto embraced Mayumi around her waist, from behind, and place his head on her shoulder. Mayumi blushed one more time, at the feel of Naruto's chest against her back…

"Hold the act…"

'What's this? Why I'm blushing at physical contact! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME! Oh, no! I sweared… TT'

"My girlfriend."

""

While the others behind the bushes finally understood Naruto's plan, the four kunoichi were even more surprised. Hinata placed her hands in front of her mouth.

'Na… Naruto-kun has a girlfriend?'

"… Ehm… And how much time is, that you're… Engaged?"

"Well… A couple of years. I met Mayumi-chan when I was travelling with Jiraya."

'Naruto, you're a damned genius… I'll like to see you playing Shogi…'

"… Mph… Mmmmmph… Ahahahahahahahahah!"

""

Suddenly Sakura bursted out laughing. She was holding her stomach with her hands, tears in her eyes.

"Sasuke-kun, you're so funny! As if Naruto could find himself a girlfriend! And more incredible, Naruto would never dress and comb his hair as hot as this! Now drop that Henge and this bimbo over here and come with us!"

Hearing these words, Naruto snapped. He broken the embrace with Mayumi, and looked at Sakura, visibly angry. Sakura started to sweat.

"Sa… Sasuke-kun?"

"… So, you say that I'm not worth the love of anyone?"

"!"

"You said that I had to find a girlfriend and leave you alone. You only didn't know that I had already did it. Now get lost Sakura, before I start kicking your sorry ass first for offending Mayumi-chan, and second for offending me."

Naruto's eyes suddenly changed from deep blue to red. Sakura was frightened. Naruto's gaze was emitting killing intent. Then she acknowledged her error. Sasuke-kun could never have a frightening look like this.

"… Naruto… I…"

"I SAID GET FUCKING LOST!"

Then Sakura started to run. After a bit of hesitation, Ino and TenTen followed her. Hinata was the last to run, looking at Naruto in disbelief. Then, she walked away with the other girls. When they were far, the others stood up from the bushes. Incredible, the first one to talk was Sasuke. And more incredible, he placed his arm on Naruto's shoulder.

"… Great work, dobe."

"… Thanks, teme… And thanks to you for your acting, ms. Mayumi."

"C-Call me Mayumi. But next time, try to avoid physical contact… And n-not to scream so loud, If you can…" 'WHAT! NOW I'M STAMMERING LIKE A FUCKING OLD HAG! Noooooo! I sweared again… TT'

'What's wrong with nee-san?'

"Naruto-kuuuun! That girl said some awful things about you! You're sad? TT"

"You're sad as well fro both of us, Kaori… ' "

"Well… And now?"

"I managed to cover you three, but I can't save you two times in a row. We must return to our village. I'm sorry for the cinema."

"Don't worry, tough guy! We'll go next time!"

'Uh? Next time?'

"Yeah. We must protect your secret. Let's go back at home."

"Ok…"

After fifteen minutes, the Kokugan girls and the Konoha Shinobi arrived at Konoha village. Kaori kissed Naruto on the cheek, making him blush. Then the helicopter took off. Kaori was blushing, but still smiling. Yukiko was laughing at the thought of Neji making Rodeo. Megumi was thinking of what kind of tattoo was she going to put on. Mayumi was still wondering about the strange feelings of before.

'What was that? When he touched me, I felt so warm… And… How I can say it… Safe… Almost happy… HAPPY! NO! I CAN'T HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THAT BLONDE LOUDMOUT! I NEITHER REMEMBER HIS NAME! MY ONLY INTERESTS ARE INFORMATIONS! I MUST DISTRACT MYSELF!' "Ehm… How did your appointments go?"

"Sheesh… That Shikamaru has some guts… And he's cute, but he can be so easily tricked… I managed to make him do an enormous tattoo…"

"And you should have seen what Neji was creating in the Rodeo Stadium! At one point, he started screaming 'Hiii-Yaaah!' like a mad! Ahahahah!"

"… I understood…"

"Naruto-kun is awesome! He's so gentle and funny and strong and brave and…"

"Woah, woah, woah… We understood. You like him."

'So his name is Naruto…'

"And you?"

"You know that I only wanted a spy in Konoha. I managed to make an arrangement with Uchiha-san. The next week-end I will lend him a proof of my word. But for the rest, he was annoying… He was cold as an Ice-Cub. Maybe I prefer loud-mouths…"

In the meanwhile, Naruto was shouting, ripping the silence of Konoha village once again, while Sasuke was calm as usual, Shikamaru was cursing something, Neji was wide-opened, and Tsunade was sweatdropping.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

"Ehm… I didn't tell you that this mission would last as much as the girls wanted and if they like you, they will be officially engaged to you guys?"

"NO! YOU FORGOT THIS LITTLE DETAIL!"

"Oh, this is not so disastrous… After all, you will be engaged to the richest girls of the planet… ' "

"Geez… Who is going to explain this to my mother?"

"Uff… Well, I think I would whatever ended up engaged, as a Hyuga member, so it's not so problematic…"

"AND THAT GIRL SURELY DOESN'T LIKE SASUKE-TEME! BUT IF I GET MARRIED TO SO A SUCH RICH GIRL, I'LL NEVER BECOME HOKAGE! I'LL BE TOO BUSY!"

"… Guys, can you leave me and Naruto alone?"

"… Yes, Hokage-sama."

"Uh?"

Neji, Sasuke and Shikamaru exited the room, closing the door behind them, leaving the Hokage and Naruto alone.

"Now, could you explain me…"

"Naruto, you still thought you could become Hokage?"

"!"

"Naruto, the Konoha council asked me I don't know how much times to banish you, execute you or remove your ninja status… Do you really think they will allow you to become Hokage? You are only the Kyuubi vessel, and they treated you like shit… Figures in the future."

"… What do you mean?"

"You're absorbing Kyuubi's power, Naruto. It's no use hiding it. And absorbing it, you will transform in something completely different either from a human and either a demon. An extremely powerful being… But they will always see you as Kyuubi."

"…"

"That's why I chose you for this mission. I will not live forever, and I don't want to see you killed by some blood lusting idiots know as Konoha Shinobi. If you get engaged with this girl, you could even build a village of your own. I'm doing this for your sake, Naruto."

"… I understand… But this is not making me feel better, you know?"

"… Naruto…"

"I'm going home."

And Naruto exited the office of the Hokage. In the meanwhile, a certain Hyuuga Heiress was crying out her soul. And a pink haired kunoichi was still in disbelief from a certain blonde loser. And a certain lazy genius was running for his life.

"PASS THE ENGAGMENT! AT LAST YOU COULD DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR THIS FAMILY! BUT WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO! SHIKAMARU!"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

Continue…

In the next chapter…

Naruto is depressed. Neji is uncertain. Sasuke is training. Shikamaru is powned. And the girls are waiting. Because the four Shinobi are going to pass the week-end in their house!

Next chapter: The Kokugan Mansion!

Stay tuned!