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"Talking"

'Thoughts'

"Whispered phrases"

"Jutsus"

"PHRASES TOLD IN UNISON"

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Shadow: °° Uhm… What a question… Well, a "Love Triangle" is a complicated relation between three or more people, which arise because of requited and unrequited feelings of these people. Angst… I think it's like hate. But while two people who hate each other can't be friend, angst can be forgotten.

MassReader: Sorry, but the whole Kyuubi event will take an important part of the plot. How? You'll see…

"No way am I going to get stuck in bed for days!"

"Well, then you need someone to walk you around… You can't walk by yourself…"

"Naruto, she's all yours."

"What! Why me!"

It's the duty of a ninja!

Chapter10:The dangerous life of a nurse!

"Ok… I'm about to finish…"

"Ahhhh… It hurts…"

"Don't worry… A little more… And it's all over…"

"Ahhh… Nhhh… No… Ahhh!"

"Hey! No need to scream like that for a bandage!"

Naruto was changing the bandages of Mayumi. The girl was sitting on a rocking chair on a balcony, at the second floor of the mansion. From the balcony, you could see the sea and a few other islands.

"Here you go."

"Uff… What a mess, this ankle…"

"Well, better a sprain than a fracture, right?"

"… Right… But it still hurts…"

"Uhm… And like this?"

Jokingly, Naruto gave a small peek on the bandage of Mayumi. The girl blushed, and Naruto grinned widely.

"Ihihih… Better?"

"… I suppose… So, you were talking about the infamous Zabuza…"

"Oh, yes! I was saying, and at that point he trapped Kakashi-sensei in a giant bubble… So, I made a plan! I morphed myself into a Shuriken, and…"

"Naru-kun!"

"Ooooffff!"

Suddenly the little ball of energy better know as Kaori tackled Naruto, embracing him. After the first "approach" Naruto suddenly noticed Kaori was holding his face against her chest. Naruto tried his best to not bleed… But his head suddenly shocked back, splirting out blood.

"Naru-kun!"

"Naruto-san! Ahi!" 'This damn ankle…'

While Mayumi was crouching in pain in her chair, Kaori hurried to Naruto, almost dead in a giant pool of blood.

"Naru-kun, what happened?"

"Ehm…" 'It's the same effect of my Sexy no Jutsu… I created a Kinjutsu…' "Let's say that I'm not accustomed to certain parts of female body…"

"Eh? Oh, you mean these…"

And saying so, Kaori touched her boobs with the points of the index finger… Making Naruto blushing like mad. Mayumi, meanwhile, was glaring at her.

'That slut! How can she use those… Those… Those milk-jaws to seduce Naruto-san! Hey! Why I'm so upset? He's her escort, after all… She can do whatever she wants… Am I right?'

"Ehm… O.O Yeah…"

"Well, I can 'introduce' them to you if you want, Naru-kun… Ihihih…"

Saying this last phrase with a sexy tone of voice, Kaori took Naruto's right arm, placing it against her chest. Naruto began to become red starting from the feet. And suddenly another splirt of blood sent him flying in the skies, rotating like a rocket, and landed on the floor below, missing the balcony.

"Naru-kun!"

While Kaori was calling Naruto's name from the balcony and Mayumi was swearing under her breath, Kakashi was rolling himself on the ground to restrain the urge to laugh.

'Mmmmph… Naruto, you're the best… Well, It seems that the real Naruto's girlfriend is the blondie over there, but this Mayumi is in love of him as well, but she wouldn't admit… Hmmm… There's something wrong… Well, better I survey also the others. Let's start with Sasuke.'

Kakashi disappeared and reappeared near the pool, where Sasuke and Neji where talking.

'Let's see…'

"Uff… I think is the toughest mission I ever did…"

"You're probably right, Neji…"

'? Mission?'

"I fought Zabuza, the Demon of the Mist, Sabaku no Gaara… And now I'm stuck to date a girl. Godaime-sama is really sadic…"

'? Godaime-sama?'

"Well… You surely will not get engaged, but I can't assure for myself or Naruto or Shikamaru… The girls seems to like us…"

"Yep. What a mission… Date four boyfriend-searching girls…"

'! Hey! What does it means! This… This is a mission! Godaime-sama told them… I see… Now I understand. Well, I think I can head back to Konoha… … WAIT A SECOND! I'M STUCK ON AN ISLAND! THAT MEANS THAT I'LL HAVE TO WAIT THE END OF THIS HOLIDAY! HEEEEELP!'

Meanwhile, Shikamaru was being forced by Megumi to learn how to play electric-guitar. The noises that came from the guitar were awful, and Megumi had a pillow on the head, while Shikamaru sweatdropped.

"STOOOOP! YOU'RE A DISASTER!"

"Hey! It's not my fault!"

"Tsk… Let's stop here, for now…"

"Geez… So troublesome…"

"DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT AT LEAST ONE TIME IN FIVE MINUTES! IT'S STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES, YOU KNOW!"

"Ok… So…"

"SO!"

"Ehm… So… Difficult… ' "

"Hmph… Follow me…"

"Uh?"

The two exited Megumi's room, and headed for an enormous wooden door in the middle of the hallway. Megumi opened the door, and Shikamaru saw an amazing room. It was an enormous library, the biggest one Shikamaru ever saw.

"There must be some books which says how to play guitar…"

"Are there any books about Shogi and Go?"

"I think… My sister is a real fanatic of books… And of miths… Like my father…"

"Miths?"

"Look above. At the ceiling…"

"?"

Shikamaru looked above. And was about to wet his pants, but he noticed it was only a picture. On the ceiling there was an enormous fox, slaughtering ninjas and civilian. Behind her, a ravaged place, which seemed like the Konoha village. The picture was extremely realistic, all closed in a circle. In the circle was written: "Ha hois oblyret." The most frightening thing, tough, was the nine tails of the fox.

"That's…"

"If I remember, the name's Kyuubi. It's that demon that attacked your village fourteen years ago, right?"

"… Right… But… What's written there? Ha… hois…"

"Ha hois oblyret. It's an ancient language. My father chose to make that picture and that writing. It means: 'To not forget…' Strange, right?"

"… Yeah… Strange, indeed…"

Observing well the picture, Shikamaru noticed something else… Even more strange. The eyes. The eyes of the fox. Blood lusting and full of killer intent as always, but… In the eyes of the fox seemed to be… Two human faces.

"Hey! What are you staring at?"

"… Nothing…"

Continue…

In the next chapter…

I hope I managed to give you the chills! Well, in the next chapter our heroes are going to enjoy the last day of their week-end… But there's a surprise! Stay tuned!

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