Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I own my OCs.

"Talking"

'Thoughts'

"Whispered phrases"

"Jutsus"

"PHRASES TOLD IN UNISON"

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Shadow: No problem. I didn't understand why you were asking that question, but… Glad to make myself useful!

Kitsurumenokitsune: Eheheh… Yeah. I need to improve that style… Well, I was writing it at 23:00, (Italy time) so…

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Observing well the picture, Shikamaru noticed something else… Even more strange. The eyes. The eyes of the fox. Blood lusting and full of killer intent as always, but… In the eyes of the fox seemed to be… Two human faces.

"Hey! What are you staring at?"

"… Nothing…"

It's the duty of a ninja!

Chapter11: YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT!

Naruto was already back in full health, thanks to his Foxy Powers. Kaori still had a worried look, and she was in "puppy eyes no jutsu" mode. Mayumi was worried too, but she was not so open like her sister. Naruto ad a bandage on his head, but was grinning.

"Are you really ok, Naru-kun? OO"

"Yeah, don't worry… I healed from worse injures… Like when someone made a hole in my left lung…"

"EHHHHHHHH!"

Hearing this, Sasuke tsked and turned away, flushing.

"How could you heal a hole in your left lung!"

"I have a special power… Like a Bloodline limit."

"And it's so powerful? A healing factor, we could say…"

"Yeah. And after all, it would be a mess, if the nurse got injured along with the patient…"

"… Right."

"So, how about going all together to have dinner? I'm starving!"

"Ok! When Mr Tanaka will…"

"Dinner is ready."

"Call us? O.O"

The eight youngsters headed for the dinner room, and an awesome sight caught their eyes. Well, at least, the eyes of the male, because for the girls a dinner of this dimension was normal… There were hundreds of dishes, with the most strange and unknown foods. Naruto was already drooling and almost made Mayumi fell.

"Please, make yourself at home."

"Damn… Excuse me, Mayumi, but I must drop yourself on your chair immediately, or else I'll wet the entire floor of drool…"

Mayumi giggled. Naruto, as said, carefully placed her on the chair, and then launched himself on the food. The others too started to eat, but not so fast as Naruto. Naruto almost died by suffocation a pair of times, and then the waiters took the ice cream. Enormous bowls of ice cream stood before the eight youngsters, each one of the favourite flavours.

"Woah… I never saw so much ice cream all at once…"

"Eheheh… We made researches on your favourite flavours."

"EH!"

"Well… Actually, we asked your Hokage…"

"Baa-chan told you? Geez… So motherish…"

"Baa-chan?"

Suddenly Kaori hit Naruto strong on the head, making him facing his ice-cream… Literally. Naruto seemed a blond replica of Santa. The others burst out laughing.

"Why did you do that!"

"Ehm… Tsunade-sama asked me to do hit each time you say baa-chan…"

"… Damn baa… EHM! Tsunade…"

"Ihihih… I must do some favours to my future mother-in-law…"

"Ehm…"

Saying this, Kaori grabbed Naruto's arm. Naruto blushed, and Mayumi was glaring at the couple.

'Damn Kaori… It's not that I'm jealous… It's just not right to do such things! I must do something to stop her… Hey! Naruto-san is my nurse, right!' "Naruto-san!"

"Yes, Mayumi?"

"Could you please take me to the movie room? I wanted to see something, this evening…"

"Ehm… Of course."

Naruto managed to get free from Kaori's grip, and helped Mayumi to stand. Kaori in the meanwhile was puffing, and the others where laughing under the breath. The only ones who hadn't yet understand the love triangle were the members of it. Naruto took Mayumi to the movie room, a giant private cinema. Mayumi pressed a button on the side of the door, and a projector exited the ceiling and started the projection. Naruto placed her carefully on a couch.

"Well… If you're ok…"

And Naruto went to the door. But Mayumi had others plan.

"Ehm… Naruto-san…"

"Uh?"

"Could… Could you please stay with me? It's boring to watch alone…"

"… Sure."

Mayumi was glad that the room was dark, so that Naruto would not notice her flushing. Naruto seated on her couch, near her. While Naruto was relaxed and was watching the film, Mayumi was more concentrated on him. Even in a dark room, his cerulean eyes were glowing, and remembered Mayumi of the sea at night. Then he focused on his chest, which was making up and down at each breath he made. Mayumi turned away, blushing.

'Why… Why I'm looking at him in this way? His eyes… His chest… What's happening to me?'

"Zzzz…"

"Uh?"

Naruto got asleep, and dropped his head on Mayumi's shoulder. Mayumi blushed. He took care of her for all the day and now he was watching a foreigner movie. No wonder he got asleep. Mayumi focused on his sleeping self. He was cute. And his lips…

'Oh my god… The lips, now? …'

Mayumi dropped Naruto's head on her tights, and became even redder. Then she started to approach his head with her. Ten cm. She closed her eyes. Five cm… Two… One… And then she kissed him. Her face was hot. Very hot. She could feel his wet lips against her. They tasted of lemon, because of the ice-cream, and were so soft… Then, suddenly she realized what she just did. And lifted her head immediately, dropping it on the couch, looking at the ceiling, blushing and breathing hard.

'That… That was… My first kiss…'

In the meanwhile, an amused Kakashi-sensei was observing the scene from a dark angle of the room. He thought of something, in the afternoon. And now he reached a decision.

'Ok… I'll do this… ? Oh-oh… Troubles… The little sister is here.'

Mayumi heard the step of Kaori heading for the movie room, and suddenly closed her eyes, to make her seem like she was asleep as well. Just in time. Kaori saw the two youngsters in that position and puffed. Then he lied down on the couch as well, and embraced Naruto, facing him. And got asleep like that. The next morning, Naruto moved in sleep, and unwillingly placed his lips on Kaori's ones. Then, he woke up. And he jumped from the couch. At noon, the guys were back on the plane, and were returning to Konoha village, Kakashi with them. When they arrived, Kakashi landed before them. And when the plane was gone, he dropped the Genjutsu. The four genins stared at him in awe.

"Kakashi-sensei!"

"Nice girls you got guys… I think the girls will even gimme an extra, for this mission… Or better, for your mission."

"Please, no, Kakashi-sensei!"

"… Ok. But under one condition."

"… What condition?"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"I want to make a novel like Icha Icha Paradise out of your stories."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT!"

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