No one expected Ron and Hermione to come down to the "feast" holding hands. It was quite a surprise for the room. Molly gasped and started glowing, seriously, glowing. Harry and Ginny developed "I told you so" smirks. Lupin, Tonks, Fred and George were just glad and well, Arthur, he was ecstatic. Malfoy too, had an opinion though, it was a quite clear, "Yuck."

But Hermione and Ron did not mind, they sat down next to each other, still holding hands.

"So how did this happen?" Harry asked conversationally.

"Ow uhm, it kinda, did." Was all Hermione could reply.

"Hmmm, really?" Ginny asked with a smirk.

Hermione nodded innocently, but Ginny didn't buy it, so she leaned over and whispered into her ear, "Did he kiss you?"

Hermione blushed such a deep shade of red, the Ginny did not even need an answer.

"Some people are coming over to dinner, there is so much good news…a real feast is to be deserved." Molly chatted joyfully with Harry.

Harry just nodded, and kept a close eye on Hermione and Ron.

"I mean; both of you passing that test, Ron and Hermione finally together, and well…the strange one…..Malfoy being a goodie."

"Caughu Caughu!" Malfoy suddenly choked in his cola.

"I don't think he is quite used to being referred to a goodie…" Ginny remarked with a giggle.

"Cegh, no, not yet….though I am…a goodie I mean….." Malfoy said.

"Yes, about that, we were hoping you would give us some sort of explanation later this evening….." Lupin said carefully.

"Just us, members of the order." He added.

"No, everyone should be there." Arthur corrected Lupin.

"GO DAD!" Fred and George suddenly yelled from the door.

Everyone turned around and saw Fred, George, Charlie, Mad-eye, Bill, Fleur and Minerva.

"Hello, come in, come in!" Molly said jovially to the arrived guests.

"Its good to see you mums," Charlie said sweetly, before giving his mother a cheek kiss.

"How are you all?" Arthur asked the rest.

"Fine." They all chirped.

"That's good, that's good. Come and take a seat."

"Thanks dad," Bill said to his father, while he waited for Fleur to sit down.

"My, my, what is this?" McGonagall remarked, drawing every ones attention to Ron and Hermione, who were in the middle of a kiss.

"RON JULLIARD WEASLEY, GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF HERMIONE'S MOUTH!" Molly exclaimed, completely scandalized.

"Sorry mum," Ron muttered while turning back to his plate.

"Yeah, sorry Mrs. Weasley." Hermione said silently.

"You can kiss all you want, but not in our presence, nor in the presence of a bed, and if you insist of using a bed, use a condom too." Arthur speeched, winning snorts from Fred and George.

"Dad!" Ron cried with a mortified expression.

"Mr. Weasley please! I have enough horrid images in my mind, don't make me get more!" Malfoy wailed loudly.

"Besides! I'm NOT shagging Hermione! This, just then, was our second kiss! I'm not shagging her! NOT YET!" Ron exclaimed irritably.

Fred and George, who had been trying to keep their expressions straight all evening, now failed miserably and burst out laughing.

"Wait! Not what I meant! What I mean is, I'm not shagging Hermione!" Ron moaned.

"Ronald! What are you trying to say?" Mad-eye asked curiously.

"Did you mean that 'not yet' part!" Harry asked rather shocked.

"No!" Ron cried desperately.

"What did you mean Ronald?" Molly asked severely.

"Iz Rooon, wit Er-mee-neee?" Fleur suddenly remarked with her French accent.

"WELL, THEY WERE KISSING SO DUH!" Ginny yelled at her.

"Uhm, pardon moi, I did not knoow." Fleur replied nasally.

"Sure you didn't." Ginny muttered under her breath.

"But Ron, since when are you and Hermione going out?" Charlie asked slightly alarmed.

"Since 1 hour so drop the shagging subject!" Ron said loudly.

"Cool." Bill stated, "Apparently Ron is no genetic failure in the romance after all."

"ARG! SHUT UP WILL YOU!" Ron cried furiously.

"But, as I said before, if you decide to perform intercourse, please use a condom or a birth control spell." Arthur said silently.

"Mais oui, birth control is very handy." Fleur said merrily.

"BLAH! VERY WRONG IMAGE IN MY MIND, AAAHHHHHH!" Malfoy ranted.

"Stop thinking about Hermione naked, Malfoy." George commented.

"SUPERKALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOSION!"

"Pardon me?" Fred asked Hermione politely.

"I'm leaving, because, for all your information, I'm not sleeping with Ron. Maybe I will, maybe I won't...BUT IT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!" Hermione exclaimed to the suddenly quite room.

With that, she got up and left.

Ron stood up and followed her.

But before he could leave the room Ginny cried, "Andando Nois Lackos Bambardos Bibis!"

"Wha?" he asked while turning around.

"Birth control spell." She explained with a winked smile.

"GINNY! How do you know that?" Molly cried with a horrified face.

"Uhhhmmm." Ginny did not answer.

Every one looked at the shocked Harry and then at the red Ginny.

"RAAAAARGGGG, HARRY POTTER, YOU ARE A DEAD MAN, RAAAAARRRRGGGG!" George announced.

"What? But I didn't! What! I swear!" Harry said frantically.

"We never!" Ginny added hastily.

"RAAAARRRRGGGGG!" George repeated, throwing his hands up like a werewolf.

"But---", Harry could not finish his sentence, because before he knew it, he was pinned to the floor.