Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to the one and only Kubo Tite, this is only a feeble attempt to imagine a situation with his awesome characters
Author's note: Thank you for the reviews! By now it's pretty apparent that I'm smitten by the Kuchiki heir but I'm also a big fan of RukiaIchigo and RukiaRenji, perhaps I'd write a fanfic someday. For now I'd like to request more fics with Byakuya from anyone out there who likes him too. Sorry if he is a bit OOC
Second attempt
The old servant of the Kuchiki clan could not believe it. It was the second vice-captain who had come to visit since morning. Despite Byakuya's instructions he felt that it would be rude to send off the severe looking but lovely Nanao Ise. He led her to a sitting room and went to inform his liege of the visit.
Nanao Ise struggled to keep from gasping in admiration in the Kuchiki mansion. The house was magnificent. Drop dead gorgeous, filthy rich and such a tragic past, Kuchiki Taichou was a woman's dream come true, pity his head was always in the clouds and he never noticed any women in his surroundings( with the possible exception of Rangiku). She waited nervously in the room.
Byakuya was seriously annoyed. He was on the verge of discovering who this Tsunade person was when his servant interrupted him. He was a bit surprised to hear who his visitor was, vice-captain Ise barely ever spoke to him except for polite greetings when they passed each other in the corridors and Kyoraku always materialised out of nowhere shooting murderous looks at him. Renji once accused him of hogging the attention of all females in the Sereitei, he supposed he was a bit like Kakashi; walled in his grief that he did not notice the covetous looks of females and envy from males.Ise was not really his type, he preferred petite and delicate women but he would be willing to make an exception for vice-captain Matsumoto (who wouldn't?). Stifling a smile he went to join her in the visitor's room, reading manga was making him zone out too often.
As he entered, she quickly stood up bowed low and started: " Pleasepardonmeforthedisturbance. As you know the mood in soul society is real bad at the moment with Aizen betrayal and all. We thought we could cheer people especially women by publishing a photo album and according to our polls you were voted as the sexie…, um most appropriate shinigami…"
But Byakuya was not listening, all his senses were on high alert, he had just felt an enormous murderous reiatsu directed towards him. He barely had time to duck and avoid a punch from a very distressed Kyouraku with a sake bottle in one hand and his flowery kimono flying around him. " Kuchiki, how dare you attempt anything on my Nanao-chan. Nanao-chan, nanao-chan, I'll protect you from this pervert. Don't cry, I'll avenge your honor" he began, hugging Ise. Byakuya was torn between fury and laughter at this display from his elder. He mentally started comparing Kyoraku to Jiraiya and was completely oblivious to the scene infront of him. Nanao was mortifed. " Taicho, you're misunderstanding. I was just asking Kuchiki taicho to pose for our photo album" she tried to pacify him. His demeanour changed immediately: "Oh, I'll be glad to pose for my female fans. I'll even do it in Adam's dress, here let me show you…"
Byakuya was no longer amused when he watched a livid Nanao drag a half undressed Kyoraku out of the Kuchiki mansion who was clinging to his expensive carpet and spilling sake everywhere. "Really, what's up with them. I could almost think that someone is plotting to ruin my day" he thought. He decided to take the remaining manga volumes in the garden pavilion where he was sure not to be disturbed. Rukia was not to return until late night and he wanted to read the most possible perhaps he could also borrow a few volumes of Rurouni Kenshin, it sounded like a promising manga. Usually he hated when she went to the human world to hang out with Ichigo but to read Naruto he gave her permission to go so readily that she had stared at him blankly for a short while besides with Renji watching jealously over Ichigo's actions and vice-versa he was sure that his little sister's virtue was quite safe but he would not bet on the safety of Renji or Kurosaki's life. Perhaps he should keep his fingers crossed for a brawl to break out and both idiots to finish each other off.
"Well how did it go?" the women asked collectively when Nanao came back looking harried and cross. Yachiru bounced in the room asking: "Why is Shuun-chan tied up a tree? Why is he naked?" The girls decided not to press the issue further.
Soi Fong suddenly stood up, burning with a fire which is usually reserved for occasions when she's professing her loyalty to Yoruichi and declared: "For Yoruichi-sama, I shall force that idiot to be our model so that she can admire him in all his beauty and thank me." "For Yoruichi-sama or for yourself?" Rangiku could not resist asking but she was silenced by Soi Fong's stare who disappeared using her Shunypo and appeared almost immediately in the Kuchiki garden.