Chapter 1:
"Who is Emily? And why are we…?
Aragorn was the first to give it a try. He clicked on a title that sounded promising: "A girl falls into middle earth."
"A young girl has just fallen out of the sky." Aragorn said, looking rather confused. "I have no idea on how she must have survived."
"This is an odd tale already." Gimli muttered to himself.
"Her name is Emily." Aragorn continued. Scrolling down the page to read more. "She is only in her sixteenth year, and from some place called 'High School'."
"I wonder what a 'high' school is?" Said Pippin blankly.
"Maybe it's a school in the mountains." Said Merry.
"Or in the sky…" Pippin trailed off.
Merry smacked pippin on the back of the head: "Don't be silly!"
Aragorn stared at the screen, uncomprehending. "It says here." He began: "That I have a little rustic hunting lodge in Ithilien…but I do not."
"Well, we should get a hunting lodge in Ithilien." Arwen said, longingly.
"We may yet…" Aragorn paused, a puzzled expression spreading over his features. "This makes no sense…If it was freezing cold outside, and there was a lady in my presence, I most certainly would NOT walk about without a shirt! Now it's describing my manly features." He paused, "Flattering" he said.
Eomer bent over the small screen, reading the text. "The person who wrote this is very strange, indeed. I have only ever heard, 'juicy' apply to fruit, 'luscious' to savory food, and 'rippling' to water; I have never once seen them apply to someone's torso." He smirked slightly watching Aragorns cheeks flush with embarrassment.
Aragorn continued to read.
"BURNING PASSION?" Aragorn leaped up. Arwen stared at him, perplexed. "Do they honestly believe that I would stare at a hypothermic teenager with burning passion!"
At this Eomer roared with laughter, and the others soon followed. Soon, all were enjoying their mirth save Arwen, who looked quite scandalized.
"And…and…" Aragorn continued, his jaw going slack. "I cannot believe this."
"What?" Eomer said, still recovering from the thing about 'burning passion'.
"I just took Emily in a manly fasion."
Gandalf looked baffled, Eomer had begun snickering again, Lothiriel went over to console Arwen, who was absolutely outraged. Merry and Pippin stopped arguing about High Schools and looked up. at Aragorn, who had just noticed that Eomer was laughing again.
"You think it is humorous?" Aragorn said. "Then why don't we see what they have to say about you!" and with that he stormed off and went over to see Arwen.
She slapped him.
---------- That concludes...next up Eomer and Lothy see what the fan-fiction populace write about them...it's not pretty!