"Well, how do YOU know they're female!" Yusuke
"DIE FOOLISH MORTAL!" Ailias or Lee… they both say it at some point
"Only burp if it is not a good time to let it escape another way." Lee
"Does she have a fish stick in her mouth?" Hiei "NO! It's a bite sized fish bar!" Lee
"Honey, I'm home!" Lee
"AH! KURAMA! What're you doing in my Kung Pow Chicken?" Koenma
'Hiei is taking flying lessons at the Chinese Place.' Fortune Cookie
"If I get hung up anymore my hair will do more than defy gravity." Hiei
"This is another scheme to get Hiei on ceiling fan, isn't it?" Koenma "You are not getting in here!" Hiei growled and drew his sword.
"So you know that I know that you said that you aren't going to let us put us in jail." Ailias said. "No, Ailias, he knows that you know that I know that he knows that we're trying to try out a scheme that does not exist." Lee deducted with her chin in her hand. "Ah, my mistake." Ailias agreed.
"How much hair mousse do you use?" "None, baka onna." "Aw come on, don't lie to me. There is no way that your hair can do that without gel. Well, unless you stayed hanging from the fan for about, I'd say, four hours."
"For killing so many people." Koenma said.
"Who killed so many people?" Ailias asked.
"You killed them."
"Killed who?"
"Those people!"
"What people?" Ailias looked back and forth then at Koenma again. "The detectives?"
"No, they're right there!" Koenma shouted.
"Who's right where?" Lee blinked.
"I give up!" Koenma shouted and fell over with his hat steaming.
"Nicely done, kit." Ailias smiled and Lee gave her two thumbs up.
This would lead to a whole new string of suicides.
"I hate this…" Yusuke complained. Lee circled around him like a kitten.
"Hate what?" Lee started.
"This."
"This what?"
"This mission!"
"What mission?"
"This one!"
"One what?"
"The mission we're on!"
"Who's we?"
"US!"
"Us who?"
"You, me, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, and Ailias!"
"And what are we doing?"
"We're on a mission!"
"What mission?"
"Kurama! SAVE ME!"
Kurama tries to hang himself. "Hey fox boy… You're doing it wrong." Ailias
"It'll be OK… Just stay by Kuwabaka and everything will be OK. He, He's one of them!" Hiei
"Can I help you Dark Lord?" Ailias mocked.
"Hn."
"What cha here for? Imouto is asleep."
"You confuse me…"
"Why? Is it my radiant beauty? Do I keep you up at night because you fantasize about me in your dreams? OH! Hiei! You're way out of your league."
"When you're done making a fool of yourself, I'll talk."
"Then speak, or forever rest in peace."
I do believe that Hiei's eye is twitching. Yes, yes, that is a definite twitch I see.
… stealing tooth paste from an entire neighborhood, then break into all the stores and spray the tooth paste everywhere so there's none to buy!" Lee
"Maybe… we can hotwire some cars, fix em up, and sell them for 10 bucks off their original selling price!" Yusuke
"I guess… I could use some sort of criminal actions… Hiei
"Gimme all your tooth paste!" Lee
"Alright, so your point is to keep entertained?" Ailias questions.
"NO!"
"Well, analyzing the situation, if we hadn't have been bored, we wouldn't have done the whole, 'stealing' thing. If we hadn't have done that, Lee wouldn't have gotten pissed off at that guy who she killed. That's one less death. And, Hiei wouldn't have felt the need to kill the other 49. I recall that no one actually died in the tooth paste spread, just injured."
Koenma tries to understand what she said. It does make sense. It really makes sense. Damn it. Koenma sighs and puts his head down on his desk filled with paper work. "Whatever…"
"Nature is calling…" Lee admits. "Don't answer." Kurama
"Sh-sh-she, his m-mom, therewasthisguyandhewasonthebedandhewasn'twearinganything!"
"Oh, and Yusuke, I so love your rubber ducky boxers." Ailias smirked before jumping out of the window.
"I'm wearing rubber ducks?" Yusuke asked looking down.
"BLOOODWRAIIIITH!" Ailias
"And no torturing!" Ailias yelled behind her and a faint 'Dang it!' followed.
Hiei was in a freakishly weird mood. He felt like going over to Kurama's house and helping out with the garden. He walked over to the wall and began to bang his head until there was a dent the size of Yusuke's ego. Bad feeling, bad!
"She's out," He concluded after a few minutes of poking her. Hiei
Hiei stared at the screen of yet another movie. This time, a movie called, 'Sappy and Sappier'. Something we would call a chick flick. Even I am forced to watch those. At the end of this film, Hiei exits in tears. Aw! He has a soft side too! He beats himself up for displaying such an emotion.
She looked odd wearing an apron. It read, 'Kiss the Cook and Have Your Head Removed'. Pleasant. Ailias, this was not said.
"I know things too." Ailias commented. Hiei turned around to her.
"Like what?"
"Yusuke's Mom is dirty." Ailias Hiei chuckled.
"Something I found out a long time ago." He turned to leave once more.
"Did you see a naked man in her bed too?" Hiei's eyes widened . He stopped quickly. Too. Much. Info.
"When you're done yelling at inanimate objects, tell me. I'll be out front laughing until my rear blows off from pressure build up." Atani… evil girl… lady… dead person…
"No one makes Ailias suffer, she makes them." Hiei
"You seem to have been in a fight with a pin cushion." Kurama
"Suuichi told you," Youko teased. Ailias growled and transformed back into her demon form." " 'Suuichi' can shove it,"
"Where'd these demons come from?" Kuwabara asks dumbly. "Their mothers?" Yusuke
"Yeah? How? Huh? Huh!" Lee said, getting closer to Koenma's face over the desk as she said each word. Then she flipped over the desk, continued, crawled under, and stood by Ailias again. "It's a conspiracy." She whispered darkly.
"You will say, 'No one expects the Spanish inquisition!'" Ailias shouted into Lee's ear then cuffed her against the side of the head.
"I am not cute, I am not little, I am going to give you hell if you call me it again." Lee said in a flat, deadpan voice.
In the classroom! (I still love cut scenes!) Niki… you scare me sometimes. Sigh…
In the cafeteria with the homies! Happiness! (We're too jumpy… what cha looking at? Niki? You just gargled inside your Pepsi… Ok…No, that's not music… I'm leaving… STOP LICKING YOURSELF!) It tastes good…
"But DOOMING is fooon! (Fun)" Lee cried.
"Hey everybody! I'm sorry, but I can't let you watch a movie. Don't got one. On the other hand…" Ailias trailed off as the curtain opened.
She grabs a clock beside the bed. It reads, 'Ungodly Hour.' Ailias, also not said…
"No, she said they left. I was thrown off a cliff." Hiei corrected, then sat at the table to have himself some chocolate chip pancakes.
"HOLY HELL THAT FROZE OVER, MELTED THEN FROZE OVER AGAIN!" Koenma
Yusuke sits at his kitchen table. Why? I don't know. He just is. A vase falls off the shelf and he catches it. Then, he drops it and a smirk appears over his features.
Kurama walks into Koenma's office with Hiei who has chocolate covering the rim of his mouth.
"Uh… they took over the nearest CVS store and started throwing tooth paste around after they ate about 5 thousand chocolate chip pancakes. Hiei helped in the pancake department." Kurama
"I was looking at the thing they call the… internet I think, and someone put a question up… It was, 'Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Is someone going to steal the faucet?' Weird." Ailias
"Once they've destroyed one CVS, they go to another one…" Why CVS? Dunno… I just really like the place. Yes, I like it enough to destroy it in this fanfiction.
"Yes! We will go to the one they'd go to after they one they went to after this one!" Kurama. He also said the one above this one.
After such a mushy moment, (KJ: ah, I think I got reunion mush all over my shoe… Niki: ntch, ntch, ntch. You should have been watching where you step.)
Now in Koenma's office: (Just for Niki… she supposedly like's cut scenes…)
"You didn't want me Daddy?"
"No, honey. Daddy loves you."
"H-how could you? You haven't been around. …" Silence. "Damn it I gotta pee!" Pin head eyes again. Lee hip-hopped out of the office in search for a bathroom.
"Up to me, huh?" Lee told her self. She leaned her back against the sink. "Well, let's see. I love my Nee-san… but I haven't seen my parents in, like, 40 years plus one week… Well, actually… more like 5 minutes and 18.5 seconds… uh…" She cut herself off. "Y'know, I'm kinda hungry!"
Broken vases littler his kitchen floor and a satisfied grin is on his face. He stands up and walks over to the china cabinet. Yusuke. Not said. Done. Was done… Yusuke did it DAMN IT!
"Hey, we're out of ice cream!" Lee
"I'm a poo monkey?" Yusuke
"Gee Yusuke, you probably should have slung Hiei over your shoulder so he wouldn't blow up any towns." Lee
" 'Severely injured' he says," Yusuke repeated. "Doesn't that mean they could still die?"
"Yes," Hiei told him. "But that does not mean that they died by my hand. They merely died as a result of the injuries I caused them."
"That's one fancy way of saying, 'I killed them'."
"Yes it is, detective. Has your vocabulary enhanced, or were you always this smart?" Conversation between Yusuke and Hiei.
"Do you wish to spoil it foolish half mortal!"
"You, off my planet!"
"Whaddya mean, 'Who are we?' We control your every move!"
"Y'all suck ass."
"They make fun of our insanity and our power over their every move…" KJ's eye twitches as she enters her, 'Mad Scientist' stage.
An hour later, cake is… caked on the walls, silly string covered the floors and ceiling, water balloon leftovers are sprinkled in the lawn, and no one can seem to find Kurama… well, except for us author people, but we'd rather keep you in the dark, just cause we're mean like that. Everyone sang the Birthday song to Botan, yes, even Hiei. We, uh… persuaded him to cooperate.
"ARG! Let. Me. GO!"
"No."
"WHY!" She whined.
"You're injured. And if I let you leave, you'll just do something stupid and make it worse."
"How do you know?"
"You always do that."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Really, really?"
"Stop that." Ailias turned her head and eyed the demon in ningen form, her bindings glowing.
"Well, if you really know me that well, then what am I going to do next?"
"Call for Lee."
"Damn you."
"You could have just lied y'know."
"Damn you X2!"
"You're acting very childish." He told her. "Yeah, well, at least I'm taller than a child!"
"Nee-san! Don't you dare try to do anything without healing first! If you do… I-I'll go back to my parents! There's your ultimatum…" She finally noticed the tinge on red across both Ailias and Kurama's face. "Did you two get in a fight or did I interrupt something?"