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Ellinde: Larien! How many times must I tell you that you cannot be rude to the readers!

Larien: harrumph.

Ellinde: Don't mind her. She's being a great pain. I want to take this time to tell all of you reviewers how much we love you! May your beards grow longer...unless you're not a dwarf...or a guy...never mind. I never said anything. Are you having hearing problems or something?

Larienis laughing hysterically

Ellinde: Right...so...we love all of you reviewers! We love you people who read the story too. You have a place in our hearts...but the reviewers have a bigger place...ummmmm...this isn't going like I planned it to.

Larien: We'll try to keep this as not Mary-Sue-ish as possible. We hate them. Of course we may occasionally break into song.

Ellinde: Yeah but nothing serious or depressing...fun stuff like "I wish I was a Penguin" and "the Cheeseburger song"

Larien: Can we start? I'm tired of talking to these people.

Ellinde: Larien! No! Not until you can learn to be polite.

Larien: Fine. Fine. I'll say it nicely. "I love all of you dearly! But I'm bloody tired of talking to you so I'm going to start this chapter before I kill Ellinde. KISSES!"

Ellinde:Sighs as she starts to type up the next chapter.

Gandalf! (eeek! Did I just say Gandalf? I think I'll think it again! Thought Amber happily.

"Amber...am I going insane or something? Did I drink too many diet-cokes?...AND WHY IS THE FELLOWSHIP IN YOUR LIVING ROOM?" said Avenley obviously flabbergasted.

"I very well think that you might be. Yes too many diet-cokes and I have no idea why they are here!" retorted Amber

"Great the perfect time to get hyper is when the Fellowship is in your living room. Good job." Avenley said snidely

"Hey. They weren't here earlier. I didn't invite them." Replied Amber

"Fine. Be that way." Mumbled Avenley

"I heard that and yeah. I will be that way." Whispered Amber. Avenley faced her friend and gave her yet another evil glare. There was a loud "Harumphing" sound and Amber turned to face the visitors in her living room.

"Oh gosh...right Gandalf..."

"It is becoming increasingly clear to me that these two girls have to be some kinds of servants of Sauron. How else could we have gotten thrown into this strange world? How else would that girl have known your name? To top that off both of them are wearing pants! Men's clothing! Where is their decency? Only servants of the enemy would be garbed as so!" seethed a very irate Boromir.

"Boromir hold your tongue! You need not be so rash.. This is not the time for such speculations." Cut in Gandalf, as Amber began to count the members of the fellowship.

"Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Sam, Gimli, Legolas, Boromir, Gandalf, Ara-" Amber stopped in mid sentence. "Oh no. No!" cried Amber who started to sob.

"Oh! Amber you didn't!" whispered Avenley

"I'm afraid I did."

"You knocked Aragorn out." Said Avenley shuddering

"I know!" cried Amber sobbing more. "I feel so awful! I didn't mean to!"

Avenley slowly began to laugh at Amber's almighty stupidity. "It isn't funny! I could have killed him! Oh CRAP! Is he even breathing?"

Avenley leaned down to check and see if Aragorn was still breathing.

"Yes. He's breathing, but he has a rather large knot on the back of his head. Good job." Avenley said sarcastically

This of course did no good for Amber who was still sobbing. Legolas feeling sorry for the girl went and put a hand on her shoulder.

"Nayes him. Adan nuvavan. (It's alright. He'll be fine.)" he said softly

"Annu ninnin iel (Don't pity her.)" retorted Avenley

"Pher nole naug him! Pher nole phem rauko! (half-witted dwarf child. Stupid little demon.)" Amber muttered sobering up.

Legolas looked strangely at Avenley and Amber.

"You speak Sindarin? I never would have thought..."

"Yep. We also speak Quenya...but it's not as flowy..." Avenley said interrupting Legolas "It took forever to learn too.

"Correction. I speak Quenya. Fluently. You know what ten words?" replied Amber swiftly

"For one thing..."said Avenley about to revert into elvish "I'm nai uphim!(I'm not that short) And Another! I'm undaith phim rauko!(I'm not a little demon!)I'm ped noret hi yen quetta!(And I know more than ten words!)" shouted Avenley

"Fine. You know twenty. Max. It's the truth and you know it Ave!" said Amber heatedly.

"Not true! I know thirty...max. Shut up."

Suddenly all fighting stopped as they heard a quiet moan from Aragorn who was apparently starting to wake.

"...Arwen..." muttered Aragorn. Amber and Avenley exchanged glances and then exclaimed at the same time.

"Ohhh! That's so sweet!" and then they broke into a fit of giggles

"I wish I was Arwen...kind of...sort of...not really. Having to give up the whole immortality thing would suck." Said Amber

"Nope. Sorry. No Arwen Here. Wrong person." Said Avenley laughing slightly.

Aragorn moaned again and then opened his eyes. "What have I woken up to? What was all the yelling about?"

Avenley stepped out in front of Amber.

"That was me and...her." she said pointing at Amber. "Me and her were yelling because she was insulting me."

"You started it." Amber sniffed

"Did I? Or did your idiocy drive me to royally diss you?"

"Infidel." Amber said haughtily

"Prat!" retorted Ave

"Dwarf!"

"I AM NOT!" Avenley cried

Aragorn again moaned something about his head as Gandalf helped him to his feet.

"About that..."started Amber turning to Aragorn. "I'm really, really sorry. We- I...thought that you were someone else. Can I get you anything for your head?"

Aragorn grinned slightly.

"No, that's quite alright. Believe me when I say that I have had worse. Though I am curious as to who you two are...and what was all the yelling about."

"I'm Amber, and this is my friend Avenley...um as to your second question-"

Avenley stepped out and was about to diss Amber again when, Legolas, sensing more shouting and annoying unneeded strife went and clamped a firm hand over Avenley's mouth.

If he keeps his hand there I will lick it and if he still doesn't move his hand I do so swear I will bite it. Even if he is my favorite elf, I don't care this is freakin' annoying! Thought Avenley.

Legolas leaned down and whispered in Avenley's ear. "I heard that you know."

Oh crap! Elves can read minds! I'm still going to lick his hand in a minute.

"Do what you will, but I shan't move my hand until your friend is done talking." Legolas whispered again

If I could just get my tongue out! ...Darn you Legolas! DARN YOU!... Wait... until she stops talking? That could take forever!

"So be it."

I cant breathe Legolas.

Legolas moved his hand down slightly. "Sorry. Better?"

As good as it gets with a hand over my mouth. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! Screamed Avenley inside of her head as she gave Legolas the most evil glare possible. Darn you...Avenley thought pitifully

Now many people have a reverence for the young Elven prince, and for all elves for that matter so Legolas was somewhat shocked to be spoken to or even thought of like that. Avenley had no such reverence for Legolas and frankly thought of him as the ideal older brother. Amber on the other hand gave Legolas the respect that he usually got...but it almost seemed that she thought herself his equal...and frankly it was very unsettling.

Ellinde-Okay so now you have to review.

Larien- Or be condemned as a prat.

Ellinde- You won't be a prat! I'll still love you!

Larien- You are such a sap!

Ellinde­- I know but that's why everyone loves me!