Funny Quotes From Class S Part 2:
Behold… Enjoy…"Hay is for llamas or dim wits such as your self!" Lee
At some fancy place with the love birds! I mean Ailias and Kurama! Cut Scene
"You know what?" He opened one eye.
"You're hungry?"
"Damn you."
"You could have lied you know."
"Damn you x2." Convo. Between Ailias and Kurama
Meanwhile with
toddler man! Cut Scene
"I AM NOT A TODDLER!" He screamed
at yours truly.
"THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!" Convo. Between Koenma and KJ, AKA CrashedmyHarley
"Is this another dumb mission that you overreact about because you think we'll get drunk or something in the process?" Lee
"Besides my lack of security, this is a very important matter!" Koenma
Don't worry, I'm not going to pop in and say, OMG! THAT'S NOT , THAT'S HIS STUNT-DOUBLE! Rant by KJ, AKA, CrashedmyHarley
"I choose my head. I like it attached to my neck. It looks good there. Are we off?" Quinn
"I'd shake your hand, but the dim wit over there just touched you. I'd rather not be contaminated." Ailias
"You probably would have only blown up half of China if we hadn't of gone on a murder spree there." Ailias
"So who's hungry?" Hiei
After Kuwabara Spewed Chunks: Cut Scene
"Lee," Ailias whispered as they walked through the dense forest to continue their search for the… uh… hold on, I gotta check my sources… RIGHT! The search for the three spirit items! Dur, how could I forget that? I wrote it! Damn assed forgetful me! Excuse me while I beat myself up to a point where I'll wake up in the morning and scream because I think there is something behind me! Now I will rant and shout curses at my self. This will take a brief moment so I suggest you go to the bathroom or get something to eat at this time. Think of this as a commercial break. ………………………………………………………………………………………………….Insert cry of pain here ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Censor. Very long, annoying censor. My ears, they bleed! ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………That all I got! BRING IT ON! Niki: Uh… KJ… I think you can stop beating yourself up now… You just forgot. No big deal. The story will go on, unless you knock yourself into a coma. Then… it, well, won't. So, for the sake of the chap- KJ: I'm in the middle of a very important conversation! OW! Please lecture me on my homework habits later! OW! PAIN! Niki: O…K… The story will now continue. Very, very long rant by KJ aka, CrashedmyHarley, and Niki, aka, Ailias Kurai
"Well we know a lot about this guy then, huh! For all we know, he could be taking us to this demon so we can watch as the world is mutilated! Or worse! Watch as the world is 'pretty-fied' just so we can be tortured by its sweetness!" Rant by Ailias
"Hey, when you two are done with your little 'pow-wow' you can join us over here and gasp." Yusuke
They stood over a crater about as big as Japan and the rest of China's population combined. Well, let's just say that each of those people could fit in here and have a decent amount of elbow room. Crashed…
"Yes. We teenagers are quite the handful, aren't we?" Kurama
Oh, yeah, I've decided to make use of the Italics button. IT'S FUN! Crashed once again ranting…
"Do you think she's OK?" Kurama asked with concern.
"I sure hope she's at least dressed…" Kuwabara said, absent mindedly.
"OK, the first thing that comes to mind after, 'There is a demon behind Lee' is, 'I hope she's dressed'! For Enma's Sake!" Yusuke scolded. "But, it would be very helpful if she were dressed…" Everyone kept quiet in this awkward moment…
She dodged tree after tree, until one tree had a really big trunk that Ailias didn't realize the size of until she crashed into it. Ailias crashed…
Ug… so that's where Ailias put the underwear… Quinn… fake Quinn… Ramous, stuffed some cloth into Lee's mouth. She also could not find any underwear when she was getting dressed…
"This is worse than any old demon." Quinn corrected Hiei.
"Really? A Young demon?" Kuwabara joined in.
"What took you so long?" Lee asked her Nee-san.
"My lunch didn't agree with me." Ailias and Lee… WEE!
Elvis impersonator. KJ describing Kuwabaka
In the words of Hiei, "That's just bitchin for him."
Grief therapy sessions will be held on Monday… KJ's rantings at the end of CHPT 5, Part 2
Lee walked over to him with her mixing bowl and a spoon, stirring three times one direction and three times in the other.
How's that? HUH? Can't-hear-you! Too-fuzzy. Leave-review-please. Get-back-soon-as-fuzziness- clears. (Static) KJ ranting at the end of CHPT 6, Part 2. Seriously. REVIEW! … Please?
KJ: I like orange juice.
Niki: Well bully for you.
KJ: Especially when there's no pulp…
Niki: Aren't you special?
KJ: I'm getting negative vibes…
Niki: I'd be happy if there weren't any vibes.
KJ: You OK?
Niki: NO! My father is my monkey and my monkey is brother and my brother is my mother and my mother is the son of an ape!
KJ: . … You wanna run that by me again?
Niki: Wah…
KJ: Orange juice?
Kitty: No, I'm allergic. What up?
KJ: Niki has monkey issues. I think it's best to let her be…
Niki at a far away distance, though she is still audible: And that ape, was ME!
Kitty: I see… RUN!
Niki: May the blue bird of happiness fly up your nose!
Kitty: That's my line!
Niki: I had a seizure!
KJ: HEY! Don't you dare start telling a story that starts and ends with having a seizure! That's ALL me!
Niki: Then who am I!
KJ and Kitty together: QUIT QUOTEING KUWABARA! Random Break Through Moment, CHPT 7… Yeah…
In Their Fancy Pantsy Hotel Room:
Hee, enjoy the… STUFF! The… uh… what's the word I'm looking for? AH! Hell with it, his name was Steve. Sorry, couldn't help it. Blooper from the Ruroni Kenshin DVDs… heh… anywho, I'll probably remember the word at like, 2… SEES YAS! Da current time is 9:38 and 21 seconds, 23, 25, 27, 28, … uh… hell with it…XD KJ likes to rant…
"Follow me."
"Why?" Lee started up her game again.
"Because I said so."
"Who said so?"
"I did."
"Did what?"
"Rrg, just follow me."
"Follow who?"
"Me."
"You?"
"Yes, me."
"Why?"
"Because you are unfit to battle."
"Who is?"
"YOU!"
"You-who?" Convo. Between Lee and Enchantress Nurse Lady…
SHE JUST SPRAINED HER BOYFRIEND'S FUCKING KNEES FOR ENMA'S SAKE! Ailias is having a spaz attack because she sprained Kurama's knees…
He tried to reach for the remote which was placed just out of his reach on the coffee table. He kept stretching his arm until, WHOOPS! He fell off the couch. Nice.
"Uh… HEY! Anyone wanna give me some help! HELLO!" His head drooped. "Man!"
"Oh," Juri continued. "It seems that Kurama from Team Urameshi is unable to battle due to sprains in both his knees. How'd he manage that Team Urameshi?"
"Ailias jumped on them," Hiei said coldly.
"One potato, Two potato, Three potato, Four. Five potato, Six potato, Seven potato, more," Kurama chanted on the ground, twiddling his thumbs. A service person, dude passed by the open door. "HEY! HELP!" The service person, dude looked in the room, then left when he didn't see anyone. "ON THE FLO-uh… One potato, Two potato…"
Well? Is this major Foreshadowing or what? What do you think'll happen? Do you think Lee's mouth will get her into more trouble? Doesn't it always? Why am I asking you questions? ALL OF THESE SHALL BE ANSWERED NEXT CHAPTER! I need to stop ranting… OH! KJ, AKA: CrashedmyHarley
"I'll get you!" Yusuke said as he swayed from side to side, pressing many buttons on his game controller.
"Yeah, well, my monkey has no first name!" Ailias chided. She calmly moved around her joy-stick.
"Hey. What up Kuwabara?" Lee asked. "Finally realize that there are nine planets?" Kuwabaka walked in looking more confuzzled than usual.
He stood and brushed his jiggly, Jell-O figure off. Some dude after Lee did a front flip and landed on him.
"I spit on the little ningens! SPLUH!" Ailias on a roller coaster after she mutilated everyone standing in line for the ride. Nice.
She spat down at the poor, mutilated bodies of the ningens who were merely in the wrong line at the wrong time, and encountered the wrong demon who merely wanted to have fun. What a wonderful life… Uh… Same description as the one above… yeah…
"WHO GAVE HIEI CHOCOLATE!" Yusuke after Hiei got on a sugar high and forced fed a chocolate bar w/ almonds down the throat of a human who has an allergy to nuts.
"Did you two enjoy yourselves?" Kurama asked with a smile. Ailias latched onto his arm.
"Sure did!" She cheered.
"DITTO!" Lee yelled. "But, could you save the romance for after hours, please? I don't want to throw up." Ailias, still attached to Kurama, smirked. She let go of Kurama and smothered Lee in a hug.
"AH!" Lee screamed. "HELP! DEATH BY EMBRACE!"
AH! ME WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE! Niki, you want chocolate cake? Niki? Hm… musta hung up… (Hangs up phone and pokes a sleeping Niki beside me.) Niki… you want cake? CrashedmyHarley at like… 3 something in the morning without an ounce of sleep and buckets upon buckets of coffee and Hershey's Chocolate Kisses.
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