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Ellinde: Hello all of you lovely readers!

Larien: What she said.

Ellinde: For all of you reviewers we want to give you a cookie! Since we cant actually give you a cookie we command you to reward yourselves by buying yourself a cookie.

Aren't we nice?
Larien: Right. We would now wish to address an issue that has been occurring in several of your reviews. The comparison of this story to Welcome to Rivendell Mr. Anderson

Ellinde: You have every right to be suspicious but first lets clear somethings up. Even though this story is just now being "published" it was written in May of 2004 on a 13 hour bus ride to New York and then written more on the 13 hour bus ride back from New York. I ask you to take a look at the publication date of W.T.R.M.A. December 2004. My friend and I wrote this because we were bored and liked parody writings. I did not even know this website existed until February when my friend Lily told me. Imagine my shock when I found W.T.R.M.A. it was a whole lot like the story my friend and I were working on. I hesitated to publish this story because of its likeness to the story just mentioned. Please know that until we get to chapter eight all of this was written in May 2004 and we are just now typing it up, all of these ideas are mine and Larien's. So don't be surprised or suspicious when something happens to Avenley. Ummmmm...you didn't just read that about Avenley...

Larien: Good job Ellinde.

Ellinde: Okay well we still love all of you very, very much and ask you to continue to read our story...because I like giving away cookies.

Larien: Beware her cookies...

Ellinde: Oh shut up. HUGS AND KISSES!

"So ummm...how did you guys get into my living room?" said Amber warily

"We're not really sure. It is my firm belief that this is the work of Sauruman." Said Gandalf.

"I still believe that it's their doing. They seem to know enough about us..."

"Boromir do not jump to conclusions. I am quite sure that they had nothing to do with this." Said Gandalf not unkindly.

"Yeah! And if we did have something to do with this, do you really think that you were robbers and knocked Aragorn out? Honestly." Steamed Avenley

"Did you hear that? A mere girl speaking to me like this? My lady I'll have you know that I'm-"

"A captain of Gondor? Are we insulting you customs? What would the Lord Denethor say? His favorite son quarreling with...how did you put it? A mere girl? Maybe your brother should have come in your place at least he has manners." Said Amber tartly. It was a bit too obvious that she knew much about middle earth. Boromir had every right to be suspicious but she already didn't like him from the movie and the book. She didn't mind casting suspicions on herself if it allowed her to make the occasional stinging remark. And that last one she made...definitely hit home.

Boromir stood a bit awestricken. Had what just happened really happen? Did a girl just berate him like she was twice his age? How did she know he had a brother? How did she even know who he was? There were so many questions roiling around in his mind, he made the best of the situation by keeping absolutely quiet.

Gandalf cleared his throat. "We do need to figure out a way home. We cannot stay here, not with the urgency of this matter."

Awww! I want Legolas to stay! Thought Avenley. When Legolas gave her an odd look she hastily added Uhhhh so I can get back at him. Yeah. Legolas simply laughed DARN YOU! STOP IT! YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE! I'M NOT EVEN SAFE INSIDE MY OWN MIND!

"No you are most certainly not." Replied Legolas smiling

"I have no privacy! What is this world coming to?...Wait you're not from my world. Never Mind." Whispered Avenley furiously. Legolas started laughing softly, but then stopped. I saw that! Thought Avenley. Legolas simply looked at her and shrugged.

Amber looked over at Avenley and Legolas who seemed to be having a staring match of sorts and shook her head sadly. Finally she figures out what is going on and simply shook her head again.

For the first time that night Frodo stood up to speak. "Pardon me...but none of this is really helping us get anywhere." Everyone turned to stare at Frodo. "Honestly for the last hour we've done nothing but yell, argue and accuse people of things." Avenley started whistling innocently and Amber casually looked around the room. Suddenly Frodo got a pained look on his face and sat back down quickly.

"Mr. Frodo...are you alright? Mr. Frodo?" asked Sam kindly. Frodo nodded grimly with somewhat of a forced smile.

"I'm fine Sam. You don't need to worry so much."

"You're sure you're alright?"

Frodo sat very still for a moment clutching his shoulder before he answered. "Yes Sam... I am perfectly...fine."

Merry sighed sadly. "I don't suppose anyone would have any pipeweed? Or perhaps a bit of ale?"

"No. No pipeweed. There shall be no smoking in my house...as to the Ale...um I have Ginger Ale...don't know if you'd want that though." Said Amber casually.

"Pipeweed? Where? I'm hungry! And my ankle hurts." Said Pippin whining.

"So you were the one who made the crashing noise." Avenley stated as if it were fact.

"Yes, my lady. I knocked over a table. Sorry." Said Pippin blushing

"Sounds like you." Muttered Avenley

"What?" said Pippin

"Oh...nothing."

"I say we leave this place! There is naught for us here. Not even a bit of pipeweed. What say you Gandalf?" said Gimli in a heavy Scottish accent. Gandalf simply shook his head and then excused himself from the room.

Amber who had left the room to get some cookies she had made a few days ago and some juice for the company walked swiftly back into her room."Okay well...who wants some juice and cookies." Everyone simply stared at Amber and those who might have wanted something were silenced by a look from Boromir. Pippin opened his mouth to say something but then changed his mind and settled into silence.

Of course Avenley and Legolas are at it yet again.

She never asked me if I wanted some cookies. Thought Avenley

"Does it really matter?" whispered Legolas.

Yes it does, and if you weren't so high and mighty you could lower yourself to appreciate the value of a chocolate cookie. Fumed Avenley

"I don't understand you." Legolas whispered shaking his head.

Darn you! Ave thought furiously as she gave Legolas an evil glare. Legolas chuckled...again.

Amber looked over at Legolas who was presently reading Avenley's mind, and from the look on Avenley's face she wasn't very happy about it. Suddenly Amber realizes that by some twist of fate she could read Legolas' mind like an open book.

A bit rude don't you think Legolas? Thoughts are rather private you know. This has never happened before has it? Not from an Edain girl. From the look on your face apparently not. Amber thought directing her everything at Legolas. Legolas broke contact with Avenley and gave Amber a hard stare. She of course stared right back at him smiling sweetly.

It's rather uncomfortable isn't it. Do me a favor and stop incessantly pestering Avenley.

How did you...?

Amber smiled again Catch you off guard?

Legolas put up a barrier protecting his thoughts after he got over the original shock of it all. Amber walked over to him still smiling and whispered. "I'm not done yet you know." She said figuring out how to put up a mental barrier of her own. She walked over to Avenley leaving Legolas standing there.

"Neither am I."

Larien- The reason no one wanted your cookies is because they were burnt.

Ellinde- No they weren't they were good! You're just jealous!

Larien- I'm jealous of your burnt cookies. Sure you think that.

Ellinde- They were good! They were!

(As Larien started to yell at Ellinde, Boromir and Aragorn walked into the study and give them both an odd look)

Larien-Oh fine I'll stop. Geez. You can't have a good shouting match anymore. (Larien walks out of the study.)

(Ellinde smiles sweetly and walks out of the study as well.)

Boromir- I don't trust them.

Aragorn- You'll just have to learn to trust them Boromir. They are the writers.