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Ellinde: We dearly apologize for the Mary-Sueness. I know all of you are in shock at the moment and we really are sorry.

Larien: But there's nothing we can do so deal with it.

Ellinde: Yes...right so we really are sorry and we beg your pardon...because this is the absolute last time you will see this Mary Sue-ness...if you even want to call it that...This chapter really isn't Mary-sue ish...it's more archetypal.

Larien: It's no worse than some of the other things that have happened in other stories (cough)W.T.R.M.A.(cough) Oh and don't compare it.

Ellinde: Right so we're going to start this chapter. KISSES AND HUGS!

"Alright everyone stay absolutely still. In fact I advise all of you not to move at all." Said Gandalf raising his all awesome wizard-ey staff.

Suddenly the room started spinning faster and faster. Amber grabbed on to two hobbits who didn't look like they were doing so well with the whole spinney thing. She thought they were Pippin and Frodo judging by the curly blond and black hair. How weird my two favorite hobbits. Thought Amber daring to think. Avenley quickly sat down, closed her eyes and leaned up against Legolas who, aside from Gandalf, was the only one standing. Even Aragorn was sitting/squatting in that incredibly uncomfortable position that is sooo unnerving to watch. Suddenly everyone began to fall/drop and Amber began to completely freak out. Avenley still had her eyes closed and Legolas was falling quickly. Of course, it became completely obvious that he was going to land on his feet. Boromir was clutching tightly to the other two hobbits, Aragorn knew how to land properly, but it was going to be a hard fall, even for him. Gimli had a pretty good chance of landing on his axe (much to Legolas's pleasure) and Gandalf was literally "floating". Confounded Wizard. Thought Amber. They began to get nearer to the ground, Avenley still had her eyes closed, and Amber was clinging to her two hobbits. Without any real warning they all landed hard, most on rocks except, of course, for the floating wizard and the freakishly talented elf. Gimli did not impale himself on his axe (much to Legolas's surprise) and none of the Hobbits were hurt, just dizzy. Aragorn had successfully added another knot to his head. Boromir landed hard on his back and Gimli landed hard on his uhhh...behind? Amber too landed hard on her back and twisted her already weak ankle. Larien, who didn't realize that they were falling gracefully hit her head on a rock, but thought nothing of it. Legolas and Gandalf then went around and made sure everyone was alright, and had to help most of the company up.

"Are you alright?" said Legolas pulling Ave to her feet.

"Yeah. I'm fine. I just kinda...fell on a rock."

"Alright...you're sure?"

"Yes I'm sure. Now go...help somebody else." Avenley said flatly dusting off her dress.

Aragorn stood up rubbing the new knot on his head.

"You hit your head again?" asked Legolas

"Yes. I seem to have been having some issues with that lately."

"Arwen won't forgive me if you die you know. I will be forever in her debt, and that's not a place I especially want to be, if you know what I mean."

"I know." Said Aragorn smiling at the mention of Arwen "I suppose I'll go help you check on everyone."

"Everyone alright then? Good. Let us continue." Said Gandalf a bit too cheerily.

"Gandalf, please, not all of us had a landing as soft as yours. Many of us are too tired to go on. Just look at the hobbits, they are in no condition to go any further." Pleaded Boromir "Night will soon fall anyway. What is one less mile?"

"Hmmm..." murmured Gandalf "I suppose you may be right. This is as good of a place as any to made camp for the night."

At that everyone began to set up camp...except for Amber and her wonderful ankle, that in all truth felt like it was broken...of course it wasn't...it just seemed that way.

"I'm going to go...get some...firewood or...something...yeah." said Avenley feeling dazed.

Legolas made note that Ave seemed to be blinking quite a lot as one who is trying to stay awake.

"Splendid!" said Gandalf happily.

"Are you sure Larien? You don't look well." Said Legolas concerned.

"I'm fine." Avenley said flatly as she walked into a near by forest.

Meanwhile Amber was staring off into space. She was amazed at her first view of Middle-Earth. It looked just like she thought it would...towering mountains, bright green grass, and gorgeous skies. The stars were brighter here...Amber continued to sit there staring off into space...Then she noticed off into the east an unnatural darkness. It wasn't your everyday darkness. (This was "advanced darkness", as Spongebob so wonderfully stated.) Amber shivered, knowing that what she was looking at was the shadow of Mordor. She then realized she was acting like a Sue and went to help finish up with camp.

Twenty minutes later everyone was finally settled in and off in the distance they could see Avenley coming back with the firewood. Amber was the first to notice something was wrong.

"Ave! Do you want some help with that?" she called. Ave shook her head very slowly and then stumbled over something.

"You're sure about that?" Amber yelled, Avenley just nodded.

As Avenley got closer to the camp Legolas tried to read her thoughts. There was nothing. Avenley walked another foot or so and then dropped the wood she was carrying. Amber and Legolas jumped up at the same time everyone turned to look at Ave. She then swayed to one side and dropped.

"AVENLEY!" Amber yelled as she rushed over to her friend. She rolled Avenley over on her side and saw that Ave had at least a one inch gash on the back of her head. "What did you do?" she asked aloud. Quickly Legolas was at her side.

"This is serious." He said gravely "Ellessar! Could you help me?" he called over, and in a second Aragorn was also over there.

"There isn't much really to do for this..." Aragorn said pulling out a small sack of herbs. He chose some and made somewhat of a poultice. "This should help. All that can be done now is wait."

"This is my fault." Said Legolas "I wish I had checked to make sure she was fine...I should have known better."

"She should be fine, Legolas. All we can do now is wait and see."

Alternate Ending: Avenley falls over half dead and then we leave her there to rot. THE END.

Larien: Oh shut up Ellinde!

Ellinde: No! (tehe)

Larien: Fine then be that way (storms out of study angrily)

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