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TWO YEARS LATER"Herm, you ready?"
"Yeah."
"Alright then. Go on, take the test."
Hermione went into the bathroom and took the required pregnancy test. Ten minutes later, she came out, grinning.
"Well?"
"I'm pregnant, Sevv! We don't have to go to those conjugal visits for the next year! Oh, isn't this wonderful?"
Severus was so excited that he picked her up and twirled her around, kissing her.
"That's really great, Herm! Let's go tell everyone."
"I wanna tell Harry first."
"Then let's go."
They left their bedroom and Apparated from the Manor to Harry's mansion. They were trying to decide who would tell him when Ginny opened the door.
"Hey, Gin. Listen, is Harry home?"
"Yeah. Severus, what on EARTH are you wearing?"
"My usual robes."
Hermione giggled and Transfigured his clothes into a more flattering outfit, which were jeans and a T-shirt. She also Transfigured his hair so that it wasn't greasy.
"Now that's better. Ya old dog."
Ginny ran off and returned a minute later with Harry.
"Hey, Herm. What's up?"
"I'm pregnant. Me and Sevv are gonna have another baby!"
Harry was in shock for a moment and then hugged Hermione and with Severus' permission, pecked her on the cheek.
"Wow, Herm! That's really awesome! So, are we going to dinner to celebrate?"
Hermione glanced up at Severus, who rolled his eyes sarcastically and said, "Why the hell not."
So they went to the fanciest restaurant and stayed there for hours, the girls giggling and the men being their idiotic selves. Not that Severus is an idiot, but he was being really stupid (what with all the beer he was having). When the Snapes got home, little Jocelyn was waiting for them, trying to imitate her mother's "I was worried for hours" look.
"Mama, Papa, I beens worried sick."
"You've corrupted our child, Hermione."
"Oh come on. It's so adorable."
Severus picked Jocelyn up and took her into her room and after he closed the door, Hermione kissed him and they both went to bed.
"Severus….."
"Herm, I'm too tired."
"Not that. I want something sweet."
"Ooh cravings kicking in already?"
"Shut up and get me chocolate!"
Severus giggled (okay, WHAT!), got up, and left for the chocolate. Hermione sighed and waited.
When Severus returned, Hermione playfully snatched the chocolate and Severus watched her as she nibbled away at it. When she was done, they went to sleep.
Once again I have prevailed! Chapter 8 is COMPLETE! And I have blocked a meanie! YAY! Oops… crazy moment again… I have got to stop those. (dodges a flying duck) Okay who threw the duck! (throws the duck back) HA! I WIN!I have to run. Bye. (runs away)