To all the people that say the story is too cliché, it won't be for long cuz I'm really working to satisfy y'all. And as for why they ended up together, he's pureblood and he knew her best. There you go. And someone please spill where I can find WIKTT. Thanks.
Disclaimer: They ain't mine, dammit! So quit trying to sue me! I'm running out of lawyers!
"Herm, do you really wanna walk home?"
"Not really. Let's run home. Race ya!"
"You're on."
Right after they counted to three, Hermione dashed past him and then fifteen minutes later, she was standing on the doorstep waiting.
"Why Severus Snape, it looks like you were beaten by a girl."
"Not just any girl," he replied flirtingly, "my beautiful wife."
Hermione playfully smacked him on the arm, ran inside, and locked the door.
"Herm, this isn't right! Locking a man out of his house… uh uh."
Hermione's evil cackle could be heard from the other side of the door. Then, the door was unlocked and she darted towards the bedroom and locked that door.
Severus chased her up the stairs. "I'm starting to like this playful Hermione."
"I'm starting to like this scandalous winning I have going on. And my scandalous man."
"Being flirty?"
"What if I am?"
"Then I just might have to take care of this issue."
"Well then come on in, chico and let the fun begin." She unlocked the door and plopped on their feathery bed and Severus leapt on top.
Xx At Harry And Ginny's Mansion xX
"Harry, my macho man, where are you?"
"Ginny, my beautiful girl, I'm in the shower."
"Oooooh nakie. Me like." Ginny ripped the shower curtains open and there was a naked Harry. "Ooh buff-like. Me like a lot!" She kissed him on the cheek and then playfully smacked his ass. "Nice and TIGHT."
"Ginny you dirty girl!"
Ginny giggled mischievously and closed the curtains and went to fix her hair for their night out. "Me love me naked man!"
"I love my dirty girl!"
When Harry came out of the shower (With a towel on, you perverts), he went into Ginny's little bathroom and watched her put on makeup and primp her hair.
"You girls take forever to get ready."
"Shush, or we just might have to go out with you and your little towel."
Xx Back to Hermione and Severus' Manor xX
When they were done, Hermione went down to the kitchen and started making dinner. Severus followed her and when he saw what she was making, he kissed her neck and said, "Ooh girl you know I love this stuff!"
"That's why I made it, silly. But don't get used to it."
"Awww man," he said playfully.
"I love you."
"Love you too."
"God, remember when we absolutely hated each other? When we both found out we had to be married, it was a nightmare."
"It's kinda funny now."
Hermione nodded in agreement.
"Albus, you must be kidding! I have to marry this little twerp?"
"I wish I was joking, Severus. It would be incredibly funny."
Severus looked at him like 'No duh.'
"You should probably start moving into his rooms, Miss Granger."
"Ugh, Dumbledore, I really don't want to do this."
"Hey, you're not the only one."
"Severus, there's one more thing…"
"Hmm?"
"You have to have children."
"WHAT! I am not having kids with HER!"
"It's not like I'm all for it either, Severus. It's me that will be having your disgusting children, you greasy git."
"Insufferable know-it-all."
Dumbledore just chuckled amusedly and walked out of the room, leaving them to their bickering.
"Well, Miss Granger," he put emphasis on the 'Miss Granger', "it looks like we're stuck together."
"Yes, because my lifetime goal is to be stuck with a git like you. I'm going into our rooms." Then, she stalked off and slammed the door.
'This is going to SUCK', thought Severus.
Hermione's first thought was, 'I need a drink.'
Dinner was done by now and so Severus called the kids down for dinner.
"Ooh awesome, Mommy! It's FISH!" exclaimed little Jocelyn. Severus Junior came running down the staircase two seconds later and SO claimed the head of the table.
"Kids…"
"You were like that too, Hermione."
"I SO was not!"
"Whatever. The older, the wiser."
"Yeah and you're definitely a lot older."
"I resent that."
"Well resent all you want but it's dinner time."
Severus sighed, "Women…"
"That's right 'women'. Women are the ones that keep you crazyass men in line."
"Whuteva."
"Oh no you did not!"
"I think I did!" he replied playfully.
"Mommy, Daddy, you gonna eat or what?"
"See what I mean? You are just as childish as you were first year."
"But you are equally as guilty, mister. Jo, don't eat that! Eew paper's nasty."
Jocelyn giggled and put her napkin down. Then, they all enjoyed a family dinner. Something they had gone without for six years.
Xx Back to the Potter Mansion xX
"So, lovely wife, we're not going out?"
"Ya to the courtyard. Mandy has put together a special surprise for us."
"Our daughter has?"
"Yes, our eight-year-old daughter has the intelligence to surprise her parents."
"She SO gets it from me."
"Uh! I resent that!"
"Just joking, love."
"I'm sure. Come on. Our intelligent little daughter will be waiting."
When they walked into the courtyard, they found lights and a table set for dinner for two. Harry pulled out Ginny's chair and when she sat down, he pushed it in for her.
"Cool. Hot man's a gentleman."
Harry smiled and said, "Yep, that's me."
"Awesome." She noticed the gleam in his eye and said, "Hot man horny."
"Hot man want food. Then hot man horny."
"Baby, you made that sound really gay."
"I'm still REALLY hungry."
Then, a whole feast popped onto the table, courtesy of little Mandy.
"Our little girl is great." Then, she leaned in and kissed him.
Xx Yet again, the Snape Manor xX
"Baby, dinner was great."
"Why thank you, Sevvie dear. It's the first time I've cooked in a year. I figured it was the right occasion because I'm normally not that good. So say our little gifts from God."
"It can't be that bad."
"Believe us, Dad, it was."
Severus laughed at little Sevv Junior and then Hermione sent them up to their rooms, sneaking them Pirates of the Caribbean. Sevv junior said, "Hush, Jo, Daddy doesn't know."
"Daddy doesn't know what?" said Severus, raising an eyebrow. "Hermione dear, what did you do?" Hermione sniggered.
"I just gave them a movie. You act like I gave them porn or something."
"Which you will never do."
"DUH." She waited until the kids were up the stairs and said, "Babes, you realize I have to get pregnant in the next 3 months, right? Because the Ministry gave us a 1 year grace period because of-well, what happened."
"We can make that happen," he replied with a wink.
"No way, mister. We already did today. God, you're horny."
"Have been for six years, love."
"TMI."
She kissed him and then they went to the kids' room and watched Johnny kick ASS in PoTC. (A/N:That's Pirates of the Caribbean for you non-Johnny-buffs.)
"Crazy Americans."
"Johnny actually lives in France, Sevv. With his girlfriend and their two kids."
"And you know all this about him how?"
"I had to get a new fetish."
Severus laughed at the image of Hermione riding Johnny Depp the crazy pirate and smirked. "Like that'll ever happen."
Ok there we go. Chapter 12. FINALLY. I spent an hour and a half on this so you damn well better like it. It was more HPGW than it was HGSS. But I kinda got tired of HGSS for a while so it's like this. HA! (is hit in the face by rotten cabbage and flips off the person that threw it) sucker!
My favorite bit in my notebook story (yes LaughingFreak I'm sayin it)
"You're gonna think I'm like your worst enemy but you can't drink or hot tub for the next 9 months."
"Well that sucks dick."
"Hello! Men in the room!"
"Yeah, Cheery. Men with dicks!"
All you OTH buffs should get the hint. I LOVE OTH! Chad Rules! But I guess I should save that for my OTH fic….DAMMIT. (punched in the face by a Severus Snape-lover) fucker.(punches back) Ha ha! I SO win! Toodles! (runs away but comes back) oh yeah and this WIKTT thing, where is it cuz I wanna do those challenge thingies! Anyone who knows, please tell me! Oopsies Johnny's callin' me I gotta go. BYE. (walks back to Johnny, grabs him, and kisses him passionately). Hell yeah. Hehe.