Disclaimer: I do not own naruto..
This is humor so there won't be any pairings!
Sasuke's problem
Chapter 1: what should I do?
As konoha was breaking into dawn… we find our main star slowly entering the washroom to start his day. After 5 seconds him scream. Yes… sasuke is screaming (trying not to laugh). it seems that sasuke has a problem. you might not think that it's a big problem to you… but it was too him. For you see, sasuke had a pimple on his chin.
"noooooo!" came a cry from sasuke. Of course like some people, sasuke never had a pimple before and he is the most handsome guy in konoha with his pretty boy face and all…… He panicked. He tried squeezing the pimple, but stop when he remembered that he heard his friends saying that squeezing pimples will get you scars..
"What am I going to do? What am I going to do?" sasuke thought over and over again.. he had to do something soon for it was 7 in the morning and that classes starts at 8 am.
AFTER 5 MINUTES OF SASUKE PANICKING: (doges tomatoes thrown by sasuke)
He was about to die.. no seriously… he did not want to go to school with that 'thing' on his chin. This pimple, it doesn't seem like the type of pimple u see on girls… he thought. But shrugged it off. He looked at the time. "shit" it was now 7.30 am.
he panicked even more. He walked around his whole mansion twice, chanting omg I am so dead what am I going to do… all over and over again. He had 20 minutes left before he had to leave for school.
Suddenly, he passed his parents room. The furniture and everything in the room is in the same way as it was when itachi first massacred his clan. He looked over to find that his mom's make up and perfumes were on a dusty cupboard. He saw something that could make him thank the lords for a year…
Face powder. Yup… face powder. Sasuke knew what it was and what it was for due to having seen his mother put make up. He had known that some of his fan girls had put face powder on their faces to hide pimples. So he quickly put it on and noticed that the pimple was almost unable to be seen. He was then ready for school… or is he…
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As sasuke entered the academy, who would have thought that this would be the day sasuke would hate the most… he turned around the corner of the school. Where we find some of the boys had engaged in a water balloon fight.
"incoming water balloon!" cried a playful naruto "huh wha..?" sasuke turned as he saw a water balloon heading straight towards his face…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Sorry if this chapter is too short. I dun like typing that much. I know sasuke is very oc… a lot of pple will be….But do not fear! As I will update fast and bring lots of torture to sasuke-teme!
Shikamaru: ur an evil person…
Akiko-chan: shows shikamaru a pic I drew of shika and temari holding hands kissing
Shika: (I did not see that) (I did not see that..) dies from excessive blood loss due to nose bleeding
Akiko-chan: cackles