Disclaimer: sigh I do not own naruto.. although I have some posters and head bands :D

Chapter 2: nooooo!

As sasuke entered the academy, who would have thought that this would be the day sasuke would hate the most…he turned around the corner of the school. Where we find some of the boys had engaged in a water balloon fight.

"incoming water balloon! cried a playful naruto "huh wha..?" sasuke turned as he saw a water balloon heading straight towards his face…

'SPLASH' the water balloon popped right into sasuke's face! Leaving him soaked and what was worse was…..

"SASUKE-KUUUNNNN!" a pink haired girl ran up to sasuke. "Sasuke-kun, u have something one your chin! Let me help you!" she then took out her handkerchief. But before sakura could do anything else, he remembered about the pimple. "err… I'll clean it myself!" and with that he took off at the speed off light.. (which by the way is 299 792 458 m per second. Boy can he run fast!) he ran and passed by some of his fan girls. And place his hand over his chin, hiding the pimple. He just need to get the pimple off! As he entered the boy's wash room, he made sure that no one was there and he uncovered his pimple. "Damn! I think its bigger then before!" 'God.. Why must u do this to me?"

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(up in heaven) sasuke's mom: " my sasuke-is-blaming-the-lord sense is tingling…"

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Sasuke faced himself in the mirror. This can not be happening… he thought. He looked around the washroom to make sure that no one was looking. No choice.. he had to hide his pimple for the rest of the day. He darted off to class and when he took his seat in class, he pretended to read his book and hid his face behind it.

"sasuke-kuunnnn!" shouted a blonde haired girl that was coming towards him. Sasuke faced the blonde with the book still covering his face. The girl's named was ino and she was getting closer to sasuke.. closer she got.. but before she could get any closer to see sasuke's chin, the pink haired girl, sakura shouted " ino-pig! What do you think your doing to MY sasuke-kun?" " who said he was yours big forehead girl?" ino shouted back. Sasuke took this opportunity and went to the back of the class and hid there as the cat figjht went on. Eventually, the teacher came and settled them down.

The class was nearly over and sasuke couldn't have felt more relived. But just before he was able to thank the lord, the most dreaded thing happened! The teacher had ask sasuke to go up to the board to do a sum.(it was maths lesson :x) sasuke was afraid to leave his chair but he had to. As he left his chair he pretended to scratch his chin all the way till he was at the board.what he did not know was that some of the boys in class was giggiling like maniacs… He faced the black board to not let anyone see his face and did the sum slowly, thinking of what he should do to hide his pimple when he had to go back to his seat. Before he finished the sum, he pulled his collar so that his chin would be hidden. Talk about smart… he went and took his seat while the teacher praised him for getting the question right As the bell rang, sasuke made his way out of the class room and ran straight home.

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That night….

Sasuke went into his bath room and and looked at his pimple. He he stared and stared.. till something hit him… THE PIMPLE WAS GREEN! Sasuke tried to rub it off and the pimple dropped to th ground… yes. The pimple landed on the ground with a pop… sasuke was surprised and bent down to see the green 'pimple' that was on the ground. Sasuke's eyes widen as he found out that that was no pimple… it was a bean! Someone was messing with him and he knew it.. he is going to make that person pay…

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Mean while under the school, we see the BSTHFO(bully sasuke till he freaks out club XD) club watching a tv screen that is connected to sasuke's house (dun ask)

(just to let u knoe, the club consist of naruto, lee, kiba, shino, shikamaru, choji and neji

"Oh man! I he found out… o well…U think we should tell him?" naruto asked

"no u idiot! And somehow, watching him freak out is fun!" kiba exclaimed

"who knew that that germinating bean could come in handy… and the super strong hard glue too!" lee said

"oh yea! Lee, where the hell did u get that glue? It got on to my hand and I stuck my hand on akamaru! Now me and him are stuck!" shikamaru said while waving akamaru on his hand.

"hey don't hurt him!" kiba scolded him.

"o that glue? I use it for my hair and eyebrows! Fear the wrath of strong glue!" lee had stood up from his chair and had fire in his eyes.

Everyone shifted there chairs away from lee…

"no wonder his hair doesn't fly around in the wind while ours do on a windy day…" naruto whispered to the gang.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"damnbut the glue is only temporary. It'll come off soon" lee said.

"soo….what trick do u want to play one him tommoro?" choji asked

"ketchup stain on shirt? Body odour perfume?" kiba suggested

"nah too common… wait.. how about… " shikamaru whispers to everyone and they all started laughing.

"shika, u truly are a genius!" naruto exclaimed.

"what type and colour does he use?" shikamaru asked

"I think he uses the blue one I saw on his shelf the other day…" naruto replied

" o ok! Remember meeting here at 5! naruto, once the meeting is over, go to sasuke's house since you're the closest… ask if u can walk to school with him.. then when he lets u in, do the plan. We'll be watching from here" shino said… scaring everyone as he didn't speak when there were talking.

"remember to bring the jelly tomoro kiba!" neji reminded him.

"yea sure"

Now what would they want to do with jelly… and what is the BSTHFO club talking about.. well.. u have to review to find out! cackles evilly I'll update real soon! murmurs softly I hope… dodges tomatoes from readers

Review pls! or I'll get old and lonely.. sob

body odour perfume yup I did that once to my brother on april fools day… I replaced his deodorant with body odour perfume from a prank store…man did he stink… his girl friend avoided him the whole day…XD

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Naruto: what eva u do don't mess with her.. she evil and can control us… (does the Macarena dance)

sasuke: er… naruto what are u doing…

Akiko-chan: mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sub author: Stay tuned for more bullying of sasuke… once we get the author to a mental hospital… (does the chicken dance)

Akiko-chan: mu ha ha ha ha runs away from pediatricians