the usual disclaimer applies (you know the drill).
"I'm surprised you didn't go into labor or something, Herm."
"Oh shut up, Severus."
Severus smirked and said sarcastically, "Oh no what will I do. Wifie used the full name."
"You won't be getting any tonight. That's what."
"I think I'll survive."
"Oh no you won't."
"I love you."
"Smug gorgeous bastard."
"Sexy beast."
"Good card to play, Sevv."
"Oh I know."
He kissed Hermione on the cheek and then they went inside. When they sat down at the table for dinner, it was almost like nothing had happened thirteen days earlier and Hermione and Severus wouldn't change that for anything.
FOUR MONTHS LATER"SEVERUS! GET YOUR LAZY ARSE OVER HERE AND TAKE ME TO THE FREAKING HOSPITAL!"
"Coming, love."
He strode into the bedroom, swept Hermione up off the bed, and Apparated them in front of St. Mungo's.
"Severus, we can't check in here. You know that. We'll have to be careful."
"Hermione, these mediwitches are on bloody hell of a lot better than those nurses that call themselves midwives."
"Oh alright. Let's go in. NOW."
"You're so sexy when you're angry." Then, not wanting to wait, he crashed his lips against hers and then took her inside.
"Oh my god that was hot."
"Pregnant woman in labor."
"Right this way, sir."
The mediwitch led them to an empty room and then set Hermione up for delivery.
"Oh my god I am so not ready for this."
"Well you're going to have to be very soon because you're already dilated to 3."
"Oh dear. And we don't even know what the baby is yet."
"Well, by the looks of it, you'll find out very soon. About twelve hours, to be exact."
"And twelve hours is supposed to be quick!"
"Sevvie, it's so much fun to watch you squirm."
"Good to know my pain brings you pleasure."
"And what exactly do you mean by pain."
"You're putting incredible amounts of pressure on my balls."
Hermione giggled and let go.
"GIVE ME SOME FREAKING MEDICATION!"
"Ma'am, I'm going to need you to calm down."
The nurse rummaged around for a second and then handed a painkiller potion to Hermione.
"Thank Merlin for pain medication."
Hermione gulped down the potion and the pain of the contractions was instantly relieved. She closed her eyes and was soon in a deep sleep, only to be awoken by incredible pain. About two hours after she woke up (she slept for 10 hours), she was pushing out her 4th child. He was named Zacharie James Snape.
"He's beautiful."
"He's our son. Of course he's beautiful. He's got his dad's hot looks."
"Flattering yourself a bit, Severus?"
"Maybe."
Hermione kissed her son's forehead and then the mediwitch took Zacharie to clean him off and do all the footprint and blood sample stuff.
"Our last one, Sevv."
"Who says it has to be our last?"
Hermione shot him a glare that clearly stated who said so and then he smiled and kissed her softly.
"I love you, Sevv."
"I love you too. Now get some rest. You must be awfully tired."
"You care too much."
"Not exactly a bad thing here, love."
Then, with a sigh, Hermione went to sleep, her head resting on Severus' chest (he laid down on the bed with her) and he fell asleep soon after, his arm around her, holding her close.
So romantic. I would KILL for a man like that. Well, that damned plot bunny wouldn't stop humping my leg so you got yet another part out of me. Feel lucky. On to the next part! lolZ! This sounds so FRUITY! DAMN YOU, STUPID PLOT BUNNY!