The Gods Of Runescape
Legend has it that there was this one god. A god so mighty, so powerful that he could create and destroy planets with one flick of his muscular fingers. However one day he got bored so he decided to create 'Runescape' with the spare logs and cabbages left in his holy cupboard. (Yeah it's amazing what you can do with a few cabbages isn't it?). Anyway soon he had a son. (Which was an amazing feat considering there wasn't a female god for miles) He called him 'Guthix'. A few millennia later Guthix gave sons (Same circumstances because the top god ran off to the gods red light district, you know someplace really obscure, like Belgium) he gave twins, Zamroch and Zadorian. However one was Angelic and one was pure Evil (That always happens with twins doesn't it?). Now Guthix at first couldn't tell who was Evil and who was not. He soon found out one day when he caught Zamroch burning Trees down with a flaming Meteor killing the dinosaurs Guthix had spent so long on. Now Guthix knew who was who, but before he could do anything to resore life on Runescape he had to send Zamroch to the naughty planet to think about what he had just done.
Soon Guthix let the two sons create life! Zamroch created all sorts of evil, Ogres, Dragons, Vampires, Evil eyes and Michael Jackson! Zadorian created Man. And when he realised Man and Man cannot reproduce very well he created Woman. He soon created other good, Elves, Unicorns, Cows, Chickens, n00bish monsters and gnomes… Well everyone makes mistakes don't they?