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Chapter 6: "Fishy" Business
"What in the bloody hell do they think they're doing?" asked Ron, practically puking.
Fred and George looked disgusted and horrified, but smug at the same time. "We would have to claim that blame," they admitting, setting a small pink bottle on the table. "We...uh...kinda put an invisible love potion in Harry's teacup." They slumped down so that only their flaming red hair could be seen above the table.
Draco, however, looked very...happy about all of it. "Glad Potter and I didn't do that on our date! However, now that I think about it, they do make a rather cute couple." Giggles and snorts came from Draco's little gang of thugs.
Snape swallowed and grimaced, before hesitantly walking up to Harry and leaning in. He then snapped backward, realizing that Harry was under a love potion. He noticed a fish on his entrée, which happened to still have its head intact. Snape checked to make sure Harry's eyes were closed and picked up the fish, putting it up to Harry's lips. He put the fish back on the plate.
Harry's eyes flashed open and he fluttered them. "Gee, Severus, I never knew you were such a good kisser. But your lips are a little... stiff. Here, lemme warm them up a little." He sauntered up again, while Snape fingered the fish. This time, however, Harry didn't close his eyes. He reached around Snape's waist, pushing the fish to the ground. Harry pressed his lips against Snape's.
Harry's eyes suddenly widened. He shoved the potions master away, wiping his lips. "What the bloody hell do ya think you're doing?" Then he muttered to himself. "God, I'm going to have to brush my teeth millions of times before I'll actually get clean!"
"What the bloody hell am I doing? You're the one who came up on me!" Snape stood there, without acknowledgement of the fact that a person didn't remember anything for the time that a love potion is in effect.
"Like I'm gonna believe your cock-and-bull story! HA! For all I know, you could have placed a memory charm on me, so I can't remember what happed in the last 10 minutes!" Harry waved his hands, gesturing what he was talking about.
"This is just wonderful! What idiot came up with the idea to send Severus anyways?" Bellatrix dumbfoundedly asked.
"I did!" Voldemort fumed.
"Oh, I mean... uh... wonderful idea, master! Brilliant! The best! Superb!" Mrs. Lestrange went on.
"I GET YOUR POINT! Now, this isn't the end, we still have your and Lucius's dates." Voldemort replied, sitting down in a chair.
A/N: Sorry we didn't update sooner. Here you go. Ashleigh and Mimi