"HYAH!" yelled Kagura as she tried to attack lira but lira flipped backwards
"If you want Kyo your going to be faster than that." said Lira smiling at Kagura
"Don't be so cocky! Kyo will be mine Lira!" she yelled running forward and Lira started dodging her attacks.
"I really don't care just don't destroy my dojo…" said Kazuma watching them with Kyo, Tohru, Yuki, Momiji, Haru, and Hatori.
"You don't care if that maniac Kagura gets me!" yelled Kyo
"They're making it sound like Kyo's a piece of property." Said Momiji watching Lira dodge another one of Kagura's attack
"Well he sort of is if you think about it…" said Hatsuharu
"I'm not a piece of property! They're both just crazy!" yelled Kyo
"They have to be, to be in love with you." said Shigure
"Where the hell did you come from!" Kyo yelled
"Today will be very interesting, Mom." Said Tohru watching Kagura attempt to kick Lira but she moved out of it easily "Kagura and Lira are both fighting for Kyo's heart. Kagura showed up at our door this morning challenging Lira to a match and when we got to the dojo, Momiji, Hatsuharu, Hatori, and of course Kazuma were already here."
"I came to watch Lira fight, of course." Said Shigure simply
"But didn't you have work to do?" asked Yuki "what about your editor?"
"Oh her! She'll be fine." Said Shigure
"That poor woman…" said Hatori taking out a cigarette.
"Why is everyone here anyways?" asked Tohru
"Oh, I know!" said Momiji "it's because Lira's a really good fighter and even when she's beaten down she doesn't give up. It's a rare occasion that she fights."
"Who was the last person she fought?" Tohru asked
"That was me." Said Yuki "I beat her and she refused to give up, until she fell down from exhaustion."
"My imouto-san can be stubborn at times." Said Hatori smoking from his cigarette "so this might take a while."
"You stupid horse!" Kagura yelled as Lira flipped backwards "Stay still!" Kagura did a spin kick and kicked Lira in the face.
"Lira!" Tohru yelled
"Wait Tohru, watch Lira closely." Said Shigure
To Tohru's surprise Lira cracked a smile and cracked her neck.
"MMM GOD! OH Kagura! How did you know I needed that! God! I've been wanting that for so long!" Lira exclaimed rolling her shoulders "Just next time hit me longer and harder!"
"Is…is she?"
"Having an orgasm?" all the boys said except Momiji and Hatori "Yes."
"You see Tohru, some how Lira here gets off on this kind off stuff. This why she rarely fights." Said Shigure "Oh, I wonder how she'll handle young Kyo when they're having sex."
"I TOLD YOU ALREADY WERE NOT HAVING SEX!" Kyo yelled
"Is yours really that small?" asked Hatsuharu "I can see why you don't want to have sex now. Your embarrassed."
"I'm not embarrassed you stupid cow! And it's not small! It's quite large if you must know!" Kyo yelled
"I don't want to know but I'm sure the girls who are reading this right now want to know." Said Haru
"What are you talking about Haru?" asked Momiji
"The readers." Said Haru looking at Momiji "I'm sure they would like to know what were all packing."
"You bitch!" yelled Kagura as she tried to punch her but lira caught her fist and punched her
"It's over Kagura!" Lira grabbed her wrist and flipped her over. For a minute Kagura was lying on the floor and then they heard an explosion and they're was a boar there.
"Kagura! Lira! Are you alright?" asked Tohru
"I'm fine," said Kagura getting up on her hooves
"Oh god! Kagura that felt so good! Haru can you fight me next? I'm not finished…" Lira said taking her hair down out of a ponytail
"Sure." Said Haru getting up
"No!" said Yuki and Kazuma making him sit back down
"You need help." Said Hatori "Mentally. Don't' give me that look, Lira. Now come here."
Lira got up and went over to Hatori. Hatori took out a bottle of water and poured it on her head.
"Oh…that's refreshing." Said Lira
"Um…is she okay?" asked Tohru
"She'll be fine, she just needed to cool off." Said Kagura "good fight Lira, I enjoyed it."
Lira hung her head so the water poured all over her body. She smiled at Kagura and nodded.
"You know Kagura, I always knew if someone could take of Kyo it'd be you or Tohru." Said Lira
"What?" said Tohru looking at Lira "what do you mean?"
"Nothing, I'm just rambling." Said Lira as Hatori stopped pouring the water. She walked out the dojo and away from everyone.
"Oh Lira…" said Kagura "I didn't want her to feel bad…I just wanted to make sure she really loved Kyo."
"So you weren't going to steal Kyo away from Lira?" asked Yuki
"No, not at all. Even if she lost I wouldn't have stolen him." Said Kagura, there was explosion and Kagura was standing they're naked "I just wanted make sure I was doing the right thing."
"Kagura, put some clothes on…" said Hatori
"No, I like the view." Said Shigure
"Your disgusting!" yelled Kyo as Kagura put on her clothes
"You never quit do you?" asked Kyo hitting Shigure over the head
"Of course he doesn't!" said a loud voice "Look at what he's done to this poor woman!"
Out stepped Ayame with Shigure's editor
"SSHHIIGGUURREE!" cried his editor
"Okay, okay I'm coming." Said Shigure "I'll see you all later."
"Now where is my little niece? I came all this way and Lira's not even here!" Ayame exclaimed as Shigure left with his editor "But I can see Tohru and Kagura our here! I need them as well!"
"For what?" asked Kazuma
"For my harem! It's starting soon at my shop!" said Ayame
"YOUR WHAT?" Yuki and Kyo yelled
"You know a harem! Their living quarters reserved for wives and concubines and female relatives in a Muslim household." Said Ayame
"Your not Muslim you idiot!" yelled Kyo
"Get to your point Ayaa." Said Hatori
"Anything for you Hatori!" said Ayame "You see I'm having a photo shoot and I need Lira, Kagura, and Tohru. I might even need a couple of princes too for our princesses. You'll three do just fine." Said Ayame pointing at Haru, Yuki and Kyo.
"Can I be in the photo shoot too?" asked Momiji "Please? I want to be in it too!"
"Of course Momitchi!" said Ayame "Now everyone look for Lira! Chop! Chop!" Ayame then walked over to Kazuma and Hatori and put his arms around their shoulders "While you children search were going to go make some tea."
"Hey you can't make us go looking for her!" yelled Kyo
"Just start walking you stupid cat." Said Yuki walking out on to the grounds with the others
"What did you say?" yelled Kyo catching up to them
"Oh look! There's Lira!" said Momiji, pointing at the front gate. They looked and saw Lira, she looked quite sick and before they knew it she was throwing up on the ground.
"Oh my goodness! Lira!" said Tohru running up to her "Lira! Lira, what's wrong!"
"Stupid Girl!" Kyo said running up to them and picking up Lira in his arms "She's been pushing herself to hard again!"
"But why would she be running again?" asked Haru as they escorted Lira back to Hatori
"How the hell should I know!" yelled Kyo "Just get Hatori!" Yuki and Haru ran ahead and Kyo looked down at Lira who was pale and shaking "Damn it Lira, what were you thinking?"