The Night Rika Went Crazy By thedigitalrailroader

I do not own Digimon Tamers or The night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovic

Down in Hypnos all the Technicians were tracking Digimon
For the good Gentile Tamers and the evil Wild Ones
When Rika busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had her D-Arc in her left hand and a Modify Card in her right
From her head to her feet she was covered in Card Holsters
Like she was preparing for war as an infantry solider
And she smiled as she said with a twinkle in her eye
"Digi Modify - now all Digimon die!"

The night Rika went crazy
The night Queen Cold went insane
Realized she'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in her brain

Well Hypnos is gone now, she decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Impmon and Lopmon
Then she tied up Yamaki and she held the Technicians hostage
And she ground up poor Leomon into Digital sausage
She got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
And she slashed down Guilmon just like Freddy Krueger
Then she picked up a flamethrower and she barbecued Renamon
Then she took a big bite and said "She tastes just like chicken!"

The night Rika went crazy
The night The Digimon Queen went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Digi City
Without stepping in Digimon guts

There's the Digital National Guard and the DBI
There's a van from the Digi City News
And 7th Digital Cavalry helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the Cards keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody's dying to know -oh Rika, why?
My, my, my, my - you used to be such an awesome girl.
Yes, Virginia, now Rika's Doing time
in a federal prison for her infamous crime
Hey, Ryo, don't you cry no more tears
She'll be out with good behavior in 50 more years

Now Guardromon's in therapy and Terriormon's still nervous
And the technicians all got jobs working for the military service
And they say Mrs. Nonaka she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Rika went crazy
The night The Digi Queen flipped
Broke her back for some Digital Data
sounds to me like she was tired of getting gypped

The night Rika went crazy
The night Queen Cold went insane
Realized she'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in her brain
Something finally must've snapped in her brain
Tell ya something finally must've snapped in her brain.