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"Murdoc"
"Wot?" Murdoc responded.
"How many zombies did you see in the car park?" Noodle asked.
"I was too busy shootin' the dam' things, did you really think I had time to count 'em" Muds said in reply.They were nearing the backend, even though Murdoc knew no zombies would go in there (or so he thought), and he was bombarded with questions from Noodle all the way down.
"Murdoc"
"Wot?"
"Why are we going to the backend?"
"'Cos tubby told us to look down 'ere and I don' really want to meet the receivin' end of his fist...again"
Murdoc silently prayed to Satan that she wouldn't ask another question, 'cos frankly, he couldn't take the torture anymore.
"Murdoc"
"OH SWEET SATAN! WHAT THE HELL IS IT?" Murdoc let out.Noodle was a little taken aback but finished what she needed to say anyway.
"um, wheres your shotgun, Murdoc?"
Murdoc looked at her a little dazed for the minute and then looked down at his hands.The only thing they held was a scythe and...nothing.
"Oh crap..." He put his free hand to his forehead and massaged it."I dropped it back there when I caught the fuckin' scythe, didn't I?"
"I think so..." she replied."I only noticed just now that you didn't have it with you"
"Another fuckin' waste of good metal that the zombies will get there hands on sometime or other"
They made there way to the backend.The only noise to be heard was Murdoc's fussing over his shotgun.Noodle rolled her eyes playfully at Murdoc's childish attitude.Luckily, Murdoc didn't see this, 'cos if he did he would have probably thrown a fit.And he wasn't in the best of moods.
They kept on walking...
(A/N : Keep with the story here people! the action will happen soon!)
BANG!
Noodle and Murdoc nearly jumped out of there skins when they heard a loud bang come from the door at the end of the corridor, which had newspaper letter cutouts stuck to the door which made out 'Backend'.Murdoc had a stunned look but it quickly changed to an angry look.He looked back at Noodle, then to the door again.
"Alrigh' you fuckin' zombies! You picked the wrong day ta break into my property!" he said growled and he charged at the door, ready to kill anything that came his way.Noodle, seeing as she had no other choice, followed her bandmate.She didn't really want to be on her own in the zombie-infested studios anyway.
Murdoc had now torn half of the thin wooded door of its hinges and was about to clear it off for good, when he heard a little cough by the side of him.He looked down to see Noodle hold the doorknob to the door."You know, we could just open it Murdoc" she said, twisting the handle and opening the door slightly ajar.
"I knew that..." Murdoc said gruffly.He lowered his sythe.Noodle was about to go in when Murdoc threw an arm in front her, blocking the door.
"You ain't goin' in dere until I know theres no zombies"And with this, he slipped past Noodle and walked into the dark room.Noodle smiled.He did have a heart underneath that tough shell, no matter what people said.
Murdoc walked into a dark silence.There were no computers on and that made it easier for the sound of shuffling feet.But right now, Murdoc heard nothing.
"Alrigh' Noodle, you can come in" he said, but still watching his back.There was no patter of feet or voice in return.
"Noodle?" he turned around fully to look at the door now.Nobody there.He walked out the door and looked out to the corridor ahead.Deserted.
"Shit..." was the final responce he said, before a hand grabbed him on the shoulder.
"Um Russ, wha' would 'appen if you freaked out 'cos you saw a really ugly zombie and then you passed out and then my sythe was..."
2-D's voice was stopped by Russel putting his hand in front of his face."'D, chill man! you've been speakin' shit for the past 15 minutes.And none of that stuffs gonna happen, 'k?"
"I know...I'm just a little worried thats all" 2-D sighed.
"What's wrong man?" Russel started "You're normally hyped up when we have to kill zombies, but now you're acting weird.Whassup?"
2-D held on to his scythe a little tighter and breathed in before he started speaking "Well, zombies aren' normally smart.And they wouldn' bother breakin' inta Kong Studio's"
"Remember, these are Ghost's zombies 'D.There not supposed to be stupid" Russel said."C'mon, lets keep walking"
2-D sighed in defeat and followed.He knew something was different about these zombies.Apart from the stupidness.They kept on walking.2-D keeping a close eye on his back.He didn't particularly want to become a zombie anytime soon.And Russel, just keeping out for zombies and 2-D, I guess.The walk was silent.Too silent.The studio's were quiet.Too creepy.And Russel was going mad from all the silentness.
"Where the hell are those damn zombies?" Russel shouted, throwing his scythe down in anger.
"Do we even wanna find them?" 2-D asked.
"Dammit 'D, this house is too quiet.Theres no Murdoc shouting cuss words..."
"Um...Russ?" 2-D started, staring at something behind Russel.
"No Noodle in her hyperactive mood..."
"Russ?"
"And dammit, no zombies wandered their uglyselves around"
"RUSS!" 2-D shouted.His second unexpected shout of the day.
"What?" Russel eyes moved to where 2-D's where and he noticed he was looking behind him.
"Theres a..." 2-D started but was cut off by Russel's voice.
"No need to say it 'D, I just need you to answer me a question"
"Sure"
"Is there a zombie or zombies behind me?"
"Yes"
"Is there more than one?"
"Yes"
"How many?"
"Around five of 'em"
"Right"
The two stood silent for a minute.
"'K..." Russel started."'D sycthe!"
2-D made a grab for Russel's scythe and chucked it to caught it and chopped a few zombies in half with a nice, big CRUNCH.
Russel was gonna say a big thanks to 2-D, but then saw a zombie behind him.
"Hey, 'D! look out!" he shouted.2-D turned round only to come face to face with a zombie.2-D kind of froze on the spot.But his hands seemed to go out of control, and the scythe was now found going through the zombies head.The result? 2-D was covered with some bluey, green, gooey stuff (blood?) that came spurting from the zombies walked over to him and stood by him.
"2-D, your dirty"
"No, really?" 2-D said sarcastically, wiping away the blue stuff of his eyes, nose and mouth.
They both looked down at the zombies.
"I think we should go and look for Muds and Noodle now" Russel suggested.
"Yea, I don't really wanna hang around here" 2-D agreed.He looked down at the zombies again."I think we should call a cleaner as well"
"Agreed, I'll be damned if I'm cleaning it up" Russel said "I doubt Muds would either" He turned and walked back down the corridor.
2-D kicked the zombies just to make sure they were dead."Stupid zombies" and ran after Russel.
Murdoc went about 50 ft in the air when somebody had grabbed him on his shoulder.
"Hehehehe" giggled a little feminine voice.
"Noodle?" Murdoc asked a little shocked.
"Yes?" Noodle's voice replied.
"For fucks sake Noodle, did you have ta do that?" Murdoc snapped.But the axe princess still wore her mischevious smile."And anyhow, how did you ge' in when I was the first person ta come in 'ere?"
Noodle tapped her nose, which meant 'mind your own buisness' or 'thats for me to know, and you to never find out'
Murdoc gave her one last look and focused his attention back on the room."Theres a somethin' in 'ere" he said."There wouldn' be a bang for nothin'" He walked a little deeper in the darkness of the room.Noodle followed staying close by him.Murdoc was holding his scythe, ready for attack.All was silent for a minute, until Murdoc caught something moving at the corner of his eye.
He turned around fully and held up his scythe."Alright, you little bastards! show now and I promise I won't hurt you so much!"
As soon as he finished that sentence, three zombies jumped out from behind some computers.Murdoc, really really pissed now, charged at them and tried to hack their heads off.
(A/N : Its a funny picture if you see it in my point of veiw)
So, while Murdoc was in his 'must kill every damn zombie' mode, Noodle was observing the scene and giggled a little.The scene was Murdoc was wrestling a zombie to the ground and hitting the zombies head with the scythe, making blue stuff come out and spill on every goddamn thing.
Noodle was soon brought back to the real world when a a cold, clammy hand grabbed her upper arm.She turned to see a zombie with a with an ugly smirk on his face.But the zombie soon regretted it because almost soon after, its face came into contact with Noodle's foot.The zombie was thrown across the room and Noodle kept on doing her karate moves on it.
Murdoc had just finished off a zombie and stood up and wiped away the blue stuff from his eyes and upside down cross.He heard struggling coming from the other side of the room and turned to see Noodle showing her most lethal side to the zombie.Murdoc chuckled.
"I have one hell of a 14 year old" he muttered.He decided that it was definitely dead now and walked over.He scooped Noodle up under her arms."Alright love, I think he 'as learnt to not mess with a lil' Japanese girl" He then walked out, with Noodle still in his arms.
2-D and Russel were already waiting in the sitting room, watching TV when Noodle and Murdoc walked looked over to the door where Murdoc was and eyed him up and down.
(A/N : I know what some people were thinking when they were reading that last bit! And the answer is no, Russel has not found a new love interest which happens to be Murdoc! Ok, back to the story)
"You too, huh?" Russel said.Murdoc and Noodle nodded in reply.
Murdoc looked at 2-D who had now turned around and nearly had to hold his laughter in.He was covered in head to toe by blue stuff and hadn't bothered to clean up.Unfortunatly, laughter got the better of him and started rolling around on the floor.
"Wot?" 2-D asked in his innocent voice.Noodle soon found out when Murdoc was pissing himself about and lightly laughed as well.Murdoc had eventually regained his breath from laughing too much.
"Your covered with blue stuff, Dullard!" Murdoc said before laughing again.2-D pouted.
"Well you can talk"
"Yes, bu' at least I had the decency to wash up a bit before I came back! And I don' do tha' often!" Murdoc said.He took off his shirt which still had some blue on it and tossed it on the floor.He then dropped down on the couch by 2-D."I'm shirtless and proud of it" he said before taking out a cigarette and lighting it.
The male members sat watching TV suprisingly quietly.Noodle, however, was still standing by the door.She was leaning on the door frame and looking out into the corridor.She wasn't in the mood to watch TV.She leaned her head on the frame and closed her eyes.She was quite tired.Karate really took it out of her.What made her open her eyes though was the shuffling of feet behind her.She didn't have to turn round to know what it was.She turned to face her bandmates.
"Uh, guys, we have a little problem..." The three boys turned to face."Like wot?" 2-D asked.
"Well actually its quite a big problem" She paused."And theres zombies involved"
The guys jumped off the couch and ran to the door.They popped their heads out and saw an army of zombies coming down the corridor.
"Awww shit, I really thought we had killed them all" The satanist grumbled.
But then like a flash, a 14 year old kid popped up in thin air with a pop.She had shortish, brown hair and was wearing the most casual clothes you could ever see (It was just a hoodie and 3 quarter lengths.)
"Hey loves" She said.
"Ghost!" 2-D said, a little suprised at actually seeing her there.
"Yep, the one and only" She smiled.Murdoc then got all angry and walked over.
"Alright, enough of the innocent looks.Why the hell did you put your zombies on us...again!"
"For fun" she merely replied.
"fun?" Murdoc said, like it was the most insulting thing to say ever. "I'll show you fun!"
Murdoc grabbed Ghost on her hood and walked over to the sitting room, dragging her 2-D and Noodle looked on, dumbfounded.
"NO!"
Russel sighed."I suppose we better see what torture Murdoc's putting her through"
They all nodded and walked into the sitting room.They saw Murdoc standing by the TV, fiddling with the remote and Ghost looked like she was about to die because of what was on the TV screen.
"NO! NOT DORA THE EXPLORER!" Ghost screamed.Murdoc wore a his famous smirk.
"Well you'll 'ave ta live with it love, if you don' take your damned dead friends back with you"
"I USED TO LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW!" She said trying to keep her eyes from the TV.
"And you still do"
"Well...yeah, but thats beside the point!" The brunette said, getting very irritated already.
"Yea..." Murdoc liked it when he was right."So, are you gonna take your mates away"
"...maybe" she said blankly.
"Fine" Murdoc replied and turned up the volume on the the TV.
"NO!" Ghost put her hands over her ears "STOP THE TORTURE!"
Murdoc sniggered."Are you reconsidering?"
"YES! NOW STOP!"
"Where are your manners, girl?" Murdoc said."What do you say?"
"NOW! "
"Tut, tut" Murdoc cocked his finger back and forth as if somebody had done something wrong."Wrong answer, try again"
This carried on for the next 5 minutes and the others found it quite amusing.After lots of bickering, Ghost finally gave up.
"Fine...Please can you turn the TV off" she sighed.
"And...?"
She sighed again."And I will take my zombies back"
"And?"
"Murdoc is the supreme ruler of the underworld and the living world.He is also right and I am wrong, 'cos I'm always wrong" She turned her head to Murdoc."Are ya happy now?"
"Well done love" Murdoc said, pressing the 'off' button on the remote he threw it on the couch and walked out back into the corridor.The boys walked out as well.Noodle went over to Ghost.
"Are you okay, Ghost?" Noodle asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine...I just think I'll help myself to some really strong coffee when I get back." She replied.Noodle smiled and dragged Ghost out of the room with her.
They were all reunited in the hallway once again and Ghost went up to her zombies."Okay guys, I know I promised you a fun night tonight full of games and gore and maybe a some football as well, but if we hang around here any longer I fear I may die from all the grief that Murdoc is giving me" She stopped to give Murdoc some evil glares."But I will try and arrange another night, maybe next week, and see if we get any luck next time.Does that sound ok to everyone?"
The zombies started nodding and chattering amongst themselves.Ghost turned back to the band.
"Well, there you go.Im going.But don't think that I'm done with you yet, I'll be coming back some time soon to terrorise you once again."
Murdoc rolled his eyes and took a drag of his cigarette.
"And Murdoc, I'm going to be 'borrowing' your laptop which I found in your winnie" She smiled innocently at him."I wanna see what dirt you've got on here"
Noodle silently sniggered.Nobody heard this though.
"Plus, we took a few other things as well so your winniebago might be a little trashed hehe" When she finshed her sentence some zombie girls held up Murdoc's underwear and clothes in the air.
"Oi, ge' your stupid zombies off my clothes and lap" Murdoc charged at Ghost.Ghost noticed this and quickly waved goodbye before she and her zombies vanished with a pop.Murdoc growled.
"Dammit! tha' laptop cost me nearly £400 quid!" Murdoc yelled throwing his cigarette on the floor.They were all stood ther in silence until Russel brought up the subject of the 'dirt'.
"So Muds...what kinda dirt you got on your lap then, huh?" Russel smirked.
"Wot makes you think I got dirt on there, tubby?" Murdoc growled."And even if I did, its none of your bloody buisness anyway"
"You realise that Ghost will eventually use whatever's on your laptop as blackmail" Noodle joined in the teasing.
"Why do immediately suspect that I have dirt on my bloody lap!" Murdoc was gettign pissed with all the teasing.
"'Cos your the band leader Muds" 2-D said "You 'ave plans for new albums and descriptions of who you've done and tha'"
Russel and Noodle sniggered.
"And you have a diary on there as well, I've seen you write in it" Noodle's mischevious smile broke out again.
"How the hell do ya know I've got a diary!"
"Oh, so its true then?" Russel was unable to contain his laughter in anymore.
"Uh..." Murdoc started to blush a little.'Out-witted by a 14 year old.Great...' he thought
He looked around and saw all three of them rolling around on the floor with laughter.Murdoc decided to leave to his winnie and see what exactly went missing.The other bandmates didn't see him for the rest of that night.They still found it hilarious the next morning.
'If the zombies don't kill them, then I will' he thought that morning at the breakfast table in his usual clothing of underpants and combat boots.
Awww, I enjoyed writing this.It was fun to type up.A bit of Murdoc and Noodle fluffyness because I love the fluffyness.Every story needs some fluffyness.Ok, I'm gonna stop talking about fluffyness now.With the whole Dora the Explorer thing, I don't like Dora the Explorer.I find it really annoying and I hit the TV everytime its on.
Ok, I do have another Gorillaz fic in mind.Its a more serious fic than this one.But its only going up when I have some free time and I've finished my other fics.I would give you a little hint on what it is about, but that would ruin the plot.Mwhaha, I'm evil.
Thanks to everyone who reviewed and to people who are going to review.Some cake for you.But right now, I have other chapters to write!