SW- Hey all, I'm writing this ficcy with my good friend OdinsTearDrops, we were having a down moment and needed something to cheer us up so we came up with the Bishie Wars. This three part fic is the Oil Edition. I'm thinking this might become an Arc, but I'm not sure. The Bishie Wars. whee! You know you love it.

OTD- Hey everyone, as SW said, we came up with this in a down moment, so its out there, but hey, its hot so who cares. Who knows what bishies we will be putting into the ring as time passes. Suggestions welcome, wink now remember if your going to play with the bishies, you have to follow the rules.

Rules for Bishie-wars Oil Edition

Rule #1: Subs chase Doms

Rule #2: Everyone is covered in oil

Rule #3 No jewelry and/or clothing that would provide a handhold

Rule #4: Cheating is allowed and encouraged

Rule #5 Distractions via any means can be used to get the hunted on the ground

Rule #6: You must have a partner

Rule #7: The hunted may also use any method to distract the hunter long enough to escape

Rule #8: No Machinery, i.e. no mecs, computers etc.

Rule #9: No magic/skills/or abilities save those for enhancing pleasure

Rule #10: Hand/Body methods only

Rule #11: Should the hunter finish before the contest is over, he becomes the hunted.

Rule #12: The Contest lasts 2 days

Rule #13: Should any contestant run out of oil, they must be re oiled before they can win or lose in any way

Rule #14: All those in need of re-oiling must present themselves to the Judges for re-oiling

Rule #15: The judges may also perform spot oil checks as necessary to prevent dry wins

Rule #16: Every participant must be well lubed before entering the Contest

Rule #17: Each participant must be thoroughly checked for hidden accessories before the contest. All checking will be performed by the judges

Rule #18: Any material found in the Contest Arena is however fair game, i.e. toys of all kinds

Rule #19: You break it you bought it; this goes for fellow contestants as well

Rule #20: All oil shall be fruit flavored unless contestants do not like the taste of fruit

Rule #21: If the subs can get the dom onto hands and knees for twenty minutes, they have succeeded in getting the dom onto the ground

Rule #22: It has to be done in the nude