We're WHAT!
First hurdle
Lily- Hold on,let me get this straight.Potter and me,Heads,we go complaining to that mother -
DD – Hey!
Lily – Fine,to Dumbledore-sir-and then lights go out,and then suddenly Potter is wearing my skirt AND underwear?
James – I resent that.
Lily – Shut up,fool.
James – Ya know…this..skirt…it DOES pretty much show off my hourglass figure..wait…since when do I HAVE an hourglass figure!
Lily - thwacks James' head
James – OW!whaaaaat?
Lily – That's MY exquisite hourglass shape,you idiot.The credit goes to me.
DD – Why isn't anyone asking me what just happened?
Lily – Right.What just happened?
James – Obviously…you have no idea…
Lily – And you do?
James – nah.What just happened?
DD – aah..young love..
James & Lily - wands out say that again
DD – Well you two switched bodies.All the head Boy and Girl of Hogwarts switch bodies,duh!
Lily – WHAT?Begone,fiend,and tell the truth!
James – HOW long is my manhood going to be polluted by HER!I need my manhood!Yes,wearing this skirt is nice and all.but,I NEED MY FUTURE KIDS!
Lily – Oh,shut up.
DD – Approximatly two weeks.
Lily – Two weeks!TWO WEEKS!
James – I can't wait that long!I promised matilda I'll shag her on Wednesday!
Lily - starts whimpering you what?
DD – Yea,you what?
James – hehe
DD – well,Lily will just have to shag her for you.Even though that is seriously sick and wrong..
James & Lily – EXCUSE me?
James - only I can shag any girl
Lily - Yea,like I want to shag that whore of a Matilda!
James - That,I will never know...