a/n: This is an experiment with a writing style somewhere between poetry and prose. It is generally meant to be used as a method of summarizing/outlining larger works, but I thought I'd just leave it be. This is not at all serious and not terribly well developed, but I had fun with it.
Four Part Harmony
"Wow!" Goku was excited.
"Oh yeah!" Gojyo was... pleased.
"What. The. Fuck." Sanzo, not surprisingly, was decidedly less than happy.
"I think he's just going through a phase," offered Hakkai with a placating wave of his hands.
---
"I got some!" Goku smiled as he attached two large saddlebags.
"They had three," Hakkai apologized, passing out mis-matched helmets.
"Abso-fucking-lutely not," Sanzo all but hissed, and glared at the kappa.
"But we've got to look the part," grinned Gojyo, holding out an armful of tight leather jackets, bandannas and trousers with fringe.
---
"This isn't so bad..." Hakkai made the best of it.
"It's actually kinda nice." Gojyo squeezed his friend's waist.
"I'm going to kill you," Sanzo growled from the sidecar.
"But your knees are so bony..." Goku complained as he wriggled and tried to get comfortable in the glaring monk's lap.
---
"They've gotten so quiet..." Hakkai's voice sounded nervous.
"They're sleeping. It's cute." Gojyo murmured in his ear.
"I can hear you," the monk threatened, his violet eyes opening.
"ZZZ," snored the monkey, but his Sun let him sleep.
---
"I could get used to this," purred the kappa, still holding the driver.
"I'm huuuungry!" The stone-child was whining again.
THWACK Sanzo hit him, and felt a bit better.
"I believe I just swallowed a bug," choked the healer and he coughed over the handle-bars while Gojyo tried to keep them balanced and on course.
---
"We made it," Hakkai announced, releasing the hand-grips.
"DINNER!" yelled Goku, and leaped from his seat.
"WATCH YOUR FUCKING FEET!" Sanzo gasped, as his groin screamed in pain.
"Huh," Gojyo sighed and reluctantly climbed off the bike, hand pausing a moment on the warm leather seat.
-Next Morning-
"Woo Hoo!" screamed Goku – Jeep had done it again.
"Oh dear..." Hakkai said, not quite sorry but looking to Sanzo.
"Fuck me," the monk swore, and shook his head disbelieving.
"Good Boy," whispered Gojyo, who grinned at the dragon... er, Jeep.... er, motorcycle, and hid the copy of Chopper Monthly in the waistband of his jeans. "I'll read you more stories tonight..."
-ende-