a/n: A second movie parody/crossover.
Houtojou Strikes Back
"Come with me to the dark side, and together we can rule," the man in the lab coat offered, matter-of-factly. Sanzo looked at him over the bleeding stump of his own right hand.
"Why the hell would I want to do that?" he gritted out from between clenched teeth, looking for an escape and wondering for the hundredth time why Houtojou had such a huge ventilation shaft in such a weird location. Of all the stupid places to have a fight with the heretical sanzo...
"Well for one, I have local anesthetic and medical knowledge you could really use at the moment," he leaned against a guardrail, tucking his omnipresent bunny under one arm to more easily light up a fresh cigarette. "For two, I'm your father."
"Bullshit!" Sanzo swore, trying to decide if he could use the Maten Sutra on this guy. That bunny was just creepy. Well, and his right hand had been holding the revo- er, his blaster, so his options were kinda limited.
"No, seriously: I'm your father. Koumyou told me he'd met my kid, and he was too stoned to be lying..." but Nii's habitual smirk had slipped a little. Sanzo rolled his eyes.
"You're Hakkai's father, asshole." He curled his fingers around the tail end of the sutra and began remembering the summoning. "Just look at him and a mirror sometime, if you want proof."
Nii's eyes widened at this information and his gaze flickered momentarily towards the door - just enough time for his opponent to call down some Holy Buddhist Whup-Ass... or rather, The Force (tm), and flee angrily down the shaft.