Bride
Walking down the aisle cannot take eyes of of him. Tall in tails and looks all so beautiful, not taking eye off of me..Feel like Princess Diana, only not like Diana as intend on keeping my Mark Darcy forever, also believe it is very unlikely that paparazzi will be chasing me down in tunnel in France. Yes absolutely wonderful day. Lord and Lady Darcy...DA Da Ta DA..

Groom
There she is, in all her quirkiness she is precious. My breath of fresh air. I realize all eyes are upon us, and perhaps this is the most difficult part, is it hot in here or is it just me? Still look at how lovely she is, I would have rather run away and got married, but this is what she wanted...that is it darling keep your eyes on me. Can't believe ceremony going off without any major mishaps. Brilliant absolutely brilliant.

Bride
Oh tonight, honeymoon can't wait although not entirely sure how much of Italy will actually see as I'm...I'm ...easy Bridget you have to get through the next few hours..Bride in white not to be considered a whore, but wait I can't be a whore as soon to be wife of top notch barrister, just shake it off. Alas..My day has come..Why is everyone giggling or smiling, probably just happy for me. Here comes the bride all dressed in white (eat your heart out Rebecca), then heard what I thought was a rip, no it can't be, hearing things. Reach back a bit nothing, coming to alter, do not feel any cold air on backside, but Jude and Shazza amazingly close.

Who gives her away..

My Father, "I do," he stops and looks at me oddly.

Mark follows glance and see his eyes widen. He comes behind me and pulls me close, "Steady on, wait for the Honeymoon." I say as now envision instead of shag at turkey curry buffet, will indeed be shagging in front of church, as husband could not wait.

"Nothing Darling it, it is just that your backside is well, exposed, " he said calmly, although I know he was a wee bit uncomfortable at this point.

"We can stop if you want." He asked..

"No Mark if you can stand there and if Jude and Shazza can rearrange my traine, ok ready, inner poise significantly required at this moment." I smiled.

"Are you sure," he nearly whispered..

"Yes we are here and I'm not stopping it now," he smiled as he realized how I took an embarrassingly bad moment and made it better. After all after our wedding there is another, we have come this far. He smiled oh and the dimples.

Mark nodded to the minister as he stayed plastered to my backside protecting me from the large gap that left me exposed with white lacy thong.

I will never forget his words..

"Today I take you Bridget as my wife to love and protect you and to stay by your side in sickness and in health." "You rescued me today from my dull existence with your indomitable spirit. I greet today and hence everyday after, knowing that today we have become one." "For I love you just as you are."

Oh not fair now feel tears, mascara may run now. I couldn't find the waterproof, I'm sunk and fear may have raccoon eyes.

"Today I take you Mark as my husband, I will love you all the days of our lives remaining by your side in sickness and health." "You balance me, and without you my existence would seem only half." "I will too greet each day knowing that we were destined to be together, always sharing with you my thoughts and desires, and forging lives that converge and make us one.

We exchanged rings, it was good as could you imagine he did this all by guarding my backside.The Vicar then proclaimed, " In front of all mighty God and these witnesses I pronounce you man and wife." Mark was holding up full skirt of dress not to expose me any further, but as I turned his eyes widened again.

"What now?"

He took out his handkerchief and wiped my eyes, oh just what I feared. He then without another moment gave me a passionate kiss, so much so applause rang out. Ding Dong!

Mark swept me up into his arms and carried me down the aisle after being announced husband and wife. New tradition and truly the knight in shining armor, blocking the view of my bum from others. We got a standing ovation. I was crying a bit because of the small mishaps on our wedding day, and he noticed, kissing me again to take the sting of my embarrassment away.

He carried me to the Bride's room, placed me on the sofa, and turned to lock the door behind us.

"Why sir (sniffle) what ever do you mean by this impertinent gesture..

Looking a little perplexed than playful, "why my lady will you deny your husband the pleasures of the flesh, for if you do I shall have to keep you locked in this monastery, for no other shall have you but me." He leered at me..

I began to play a bit of kiss chase with him until he pinned me to the wall, then we moved to the floor to explore further marital merriment and bliss and then, "Darling...Mark is everything ok?"

"Mum."

"It is ok we are married now." He reassured me...

"I know," whispering and trying to squirm my way out of his clutches.

"Well we were wondering if you and Mark would grace us with your presence as the photographer is growing rather impatient."

She said in a Motherly tone..

"Mark, we can't do this anymore, right now, get up."

"Be there in a minute."

"Good because we have a seamstress to fix your gown," said Mum in impatient tone

Mark got up and sorted himself out and handed me my knickers, "you may need these darling."

He left with a cat eaten grin on his face.."He is a real tiger, really, have not seen him for a week and
.."

Door opened and Mum looked at him eyes rolling as he left then at me holding my knickers , "very well lets get things sorted out."

What does she want, she is the one who at first was such an advocate of our union, now she looks at us as if we should be placed in the public square with scarlet letters upon our chest.

"Really you two need to be a little more considerate of others, now lets get everything sorted out shall we." Mum will never change.