Disclaimer: I do not own CATS in any way, shape, form, or state of mind….stop looking at me like that!
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Dear Auntie Jennyanydots,
I have a very sereious problem.
Excuse me. My friend just corrected me. It's spelled 'seryous'. (thanks, Electra!) Everyone thinks I'm obsessed with a certain tom, and I can't get them to stop thinking about me like that! Well, yes, I'm in love with him, I scream when he's around, hug him all the time, think of plans to make him fall in love with me, daydream about when I grow out of kitten hood and he finally realizes my amazingly wonderful beauty, and have stolen a few pieces of fur off of his mane when he was not looking and pasted them on my wall….but what of it?
I certainly am not obsessed. Not me.
Please help!
Yours trueley,
(ahem. "Truly")
-I Am Not Obsessed With Tugger