Dear Jennyanydots,
Do you know how cute you are for an older queen?
Your leopard spots are absolutely adorable. And that face of yours! So well taken care of and….um, clean!
Anyway, I need your help.
I'm a tom who is quite….popular among the queens. They love me, love stroking my fur, love listening to my soothing voice… Ahem, anyway, to get to the point, I have quite a little fan club. (That's not the problem though. So cute, I love them to pieces. Maybe I'll even stoop to dating one of them one day.) But there's this one member….she used to be obsessed with me. She's follow me everywhere, cling to me, scream in joy when I was around… it got quite annoying, come to think of it. But lately…she's stopped.
You see…
I was walking through the junkyard, listening to the wonderful music of queens sighing over my dashing looks, when she walked up to me. The first thing I noticed was that she didn't scream or squeal. In fact she didn't make a sound. Then she had the nerve to slap me- right there, in public! "Etcetera!" I exclaimed, shocked. (I apologize for using names, but that was who it was. Besides, I think you saw. Some people claim you were nodding approvingly, but I know that you weren't.) "What's the matter?" I asked in my sexiest voice. She usually get's a big kick out of me talking to her, especially when I use her name. She smiled excitedly at me, bouncing up and down, and handed me a clump of fur. "Here you go!" she chirped. She turned to the crowd that had gathered. "See? I'm perfectly normal!" she yelled in a very hyper tone, gave me a big hug, and bounded off.
I think I've lost my biggest fan.
Please give me tips to get her obsessed again! I miss it!
Worse, what if this means that I'm not attractive anymore!
Love always,
Dashing Young Tom with a Fluffy Mane Who is Suddenly Without His Biggest Fan
P.S: Perhaps I should think of a better alias.