Dear Dashing Young Tom,
Well, we do have ourselves a predicament, don't we?
My advice: Don't try to get her to Stop Being Un-Obsessed. It's rather bad for her health.
Though, if you sincerely want to win back her affections, buy her some flowers and a nice ball of yarn. Also, break up with that Bombalurina queen. (yes, a queen my age knows about you two…who doesn't?) Come to think of it, wait for this fan of yours to get a bit older. (I sincerely do not see why kits her age fall in love so easily- and with the wrong people, too.) But of course, by the time's she's older, she will have tired of her fantasies of you. It may be best for you to let her go.
Though she's in my tatting class, if you're interested in joining.
Yours,
Jennyanydots
P.S. Flattery will get you no where.
P.P.S. The young queen didn't give you back all the fur she's stolen. Just to inform you.
P.P.P.S. But that doesn't mean that she isn't still over you.
P.P.P.P.S. Also- stop seeing that Cassandra before I tell Bombalurina, and she gives you a good licking as well!