Dear Frustrated,
No need to go on a diet! I have attacked a clipping I found in a human magazine. It gives you information on something called a 'fitness center'. You can work it all off without having to stop eating whatsoever!
They may not accept cats, though. It they don't, show me to them and I'll give them a talking to.
That is, if they speak cattish, which is highly doubtful.
Cheerio,
Jennyanydots
P.S. Jellylorum wanted me to make sure that you two are still on for seven tomorrow night. I told her it was rude of her to convey a personal message within a business letter, but she just looked up pointedly at me over her cards and told me to go fish. Hmph.