I am soooo extre,ely sorry that I haven't updated… and thank you for reminding me to do so Tea. I can make excuses, but I think that you'd rather I write yeah?

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Chapter 9 Lip Sync

"Ok ladies and gentlemen, welcome to One Piece High's 20th Lip Sync. Yes all these students have come out to Jam for you now give it up for Nami singing 'It's Gold'!" Nami came out in the outfit Zoro and Sanji picked; she danced flawlessly, well at least according to Sanji and Zoro. "Well ladies and gentlemen that was... uh interesting. Now next is Luffy and Usopp singing 'Shake your Bom bom' by Ricky Martin!" Luffy went up there and were total goof offs, that was until they 'accidentally' mooned the entire crowd while shacking there 'Bom boms'. "That was an unpleasant surprise, but here is a breath of fresh air, Miss Kaya singing 'My heart will go on' by Celine Dion." Kaya made a very moving performance and afterwards Khaladore went up and gave her a dozen white roses. "Stirring performance folks, well here is Sanji singing, 'My Band' by D12 and Eminem." Sanji came out wearing a black wife beater and jet black cargos.

"Well I get on stage right, drop the mike, walk up to these two hot chicks I'm like, Sup ladies name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12 baby…" When he finished the judges looked at him appreciantly, everyone could tell that they liked him the best, but finally (not soon enough for Zoro) it came to an end.

"Ok, now for our last contestant, Zoro singing 'Which backstreet boy is gay', by Weird Al." (There were performers before and after the one piece gang.) Zoro came out broadly "we are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is
Gay.
And we dont want to be mean, since now he's a queen, dont ask please, which
Backstreet boy is gay?

Tell me who? aint sayin that its aj
Tell me who? aint sayin that its howie
Tell me who? i never wanna hear you say: "which backstreet boy is gay?

Now i can see him, he's in womens clothes, but he dont need an iud, yeah,

He likes village people, he's playing croquet, his dog is a Pekinese.
He is on fire, his back, perspires,
Wont say, wont say, wont say, whose gay!
He's always saying: aint nuthin but a butt-ache, aint nuthin but a fruitcake,
He's pickin up a soufflé which backstreetboy is gay?

Tell me who? aint sayin that its Brian
Tell me who? aint sayin that its Nick or Kevin
Tell me who? i never wanna hear you say: "which backstreet boy is gay?

Zoro stood up and turned off the music.

"Ok, Sanji is GAY!" Zoro sang the last part himself while pointing at Sanji. The audience burst into laughter, while the judges frowned.

"Ok folks now the votes are being tallied; let's see who gets the 100 cash and dinner at Palm Resort!" It took about 15 minutes to get all the votes from the audience and judges. "The votes have been tallied, and it seems like we have a tie! Zoro, Sanji come on up here!" Nami pushed the two up to the stage, since they seemed reluctant to budge.

"ENCORE ZORO ENCORE!" The audience shouted. Zoro dramatically took the announcer's mike and sang,

"Ok, Sanji is GAY!" Hey that is the only part that I really sang?" It didn't satisfy the crowd, they were still screaming ENCORE! Zoro gave in and set up to do his performance one more time.

"OK SANJI IS GAY!" Zoro finished draping an arm over the livid Sanji.

"Get off me, I want the RSVP dinner!" Sanji said, snatching the tickets from the announcer. Good that necklace I want is 250 I have 100 and now 100 more, all I need 50 more, Zoro thought to himself. "Nami my love please come to dinner with me!" Sanji said.

"Ok, but what about Annie, Sandra, Lisa and Kate?"

"Who?"

"Arrgghhh, your girlfriends Sanji!"

"Oh, right… But you are my one and only Nami! So pick you up at 6pm tomorrow night, wear something semi-fancy see you then love!" Sanji said as he walked off. Nami sighed and started to walk off.

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