Dear Hidden Paw,
I'll do no such thing.
This is an advice service. It isn't meant to be used to pass on threats. What would you mother think?
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Sincerely,
Jennyanydots
Dear Sick of Being Catnapped,
There, there. I'll send Munkustrap along to find you as he always does. Until then, may I suggest tatting?
Yours,
Jennyanydots
