Dear Aunt Jennyanydots,
Hmm. I wonder why I'm writing to you when I could just ASK you this. Well, it's less embarrassing if it's anonymous, I suppose.
You see…Well there's this…This queen…. And I…Well, she….
Okay, yeah, I'll start that one over.
I have certain…Feelings for a queen. Strong. Feelings. I've been trying to impress her lately….And she does seem impressed. She especially liked the last thing I did for her, involving conjuring a mouse holding a rose from her ear….
And she really likes me! I swear, she really does.
The problem is, she likes me so much that she wants me to show my wonderful magic tricks to her tomfriend.
Any suggestions of what to do? I'm really rather in a mix-up here.
-The OCC
A/N- I know, not particularly witty/original, etc., but at least I'm continuing this. Thanks for all the feedback, that's what got me to carry on…