Author's Notes

I'm very sorry, I've been meaning to update but school has been a dread. This chapter was done sometime ago but with so much homework I haven't been able to update, let me begin the story. However today I have as special guest a man who sought to control the power of Alchemy. Alex!

Alex: Hello every evil person around

Hey Alex, say do you think that Isaac could beat you if he was alone?

Alex: Why of course he…

Interrupt Alex Why of course he could. I mean lets put a balance here, you are on one side, and Isaac on the other. You are a coward, traitor who ran away when Karst, Agatio, Saturos, and Menardi needed, just to control the power of alchemy. But as another special guest today we have Mithos!

Mithos: Hello, hello Mr. Alex

Alex: What? Who the heck do you…?

Calls security. Alex is calmed down through psyenergy

Hey Mithos. Now you, in difference with Alex, wished to create a world without discrimination. But you almost left the world without mana. We would've died had it not been for Lloyd and his friends. Still this time all you guys have to do is tell how my story is going, hope everybody likes it, here we go.

Mithos: This shall be entertaining

Alex: Let me go you slime ball freaks!

The Beauty and the Pervert

Lloyd and Isaac had reached the mysterious forest after a while of long walk

-"Are you sure that one of your friends is here? I mean I can sense one of my friends because of their psyenergy but you said that you don't know what psyenergy is"- said Isaac

-"Almost sure"- replied Lloyd. He indeed thought that someone was there. The time they spent together made them sense when one was close or far away. When one was ill or wounded, when one was angry, happy, sad or confused. He wasn't sure how but he knew that someone was there. Indeed one of them was there, Zelos.

-"This place is sooooo boooring"- Zelos sighted. He had been there for almost a whole day now.

-"Not a single cute chick around…huh? What was that?"- Zelos asked himself. He had heard something on the other side of some bushes. Zelos peeked through the bushes. He then saw a girl taking a rest under a tree.

-"Oh my go… she's hotter than Sheena and Collete united"- said Zelos drooling over the figure of Jenna. He decided to talk to her, but when he came out of the woods Jenna blasted him with a powerful fireball

-"Ah! Hot! Hot!"- said Zelos rolling on the floor trying to put out the fire. When he finally managed to put it out Jenna whacked him on the head with her staff.

-"Ouch!"-

-"Who the hell are you?"- asked Jenna. Zelos seemed to recover quickly for as soon as Jenna asked he rose up from the floor and grabbed her arms

-"My dear maiden, I go by many names. I am called the chosen one, the hero of all girls, the most Wilder of all swordsmen in the world, the…"-

-"The idiot of all idiots"- Lloyd interrupted him. Zelos looked back, t was indeed his good friend Lloyd

-"Lloyd! Bud your alive! I thought you died"- said Zelos sniffing and mockingly

-"Jenna!"-

-"Isaac! I'm so happy to see you"- said Jenna hugging Isaac, who got red. Zelos almost cried at this sight

-"How come I, the great Zelos Wilder,never get the hot girls to hug and kiss me? I mean, Lloyd gets Sheena and Collete. Regal gets Presea but I… I'm going to talk to someone about this problem"- said Zelos

-"Maybe its because your perverted. I mean the firs thing you tell a girl is: Hey want to do it with me tonight?"- said Lloyd

-"No I… ok sometimes but not always"- said Zelos

-"Never mind that now, Zelos this is Isaac, he's been helping me find you, he's also looking for his friends"- explained Lloyd

-"I'm not interested in guys Lloyd, how's the cute girl called?"- asked Zelos. Both Isaac and Lloyd wanted to hit him.

-"Her names Jenna"- said Isaac, a dark grin on his face

-"You know Jenna you have a hot a…"- started Zelos but he was stopped by a big slap in the face which left a dark mark. Jenna then started whacking him Zelos again, this time with more strength than last time

-"You… sick… perverted… sexual monster!"- screamed Jenna. Lloyd and Isaac didn't know if they should be amused or scared

-"Is she always like that"- asked Lloyd trying to cut through Zelos's screams of pain

-"Not unless… uh harsh… not unless you make her angry"- said Isaac. After ten minutes of watching Zelos being brutally beaten to a pulp, Isaac was trying to calm Jenna down

-"Next time you say something like that I'll kill you"- said Jenna

-"I think my future is no more… goodbye little Jeremy, Andrew and Tara"- said Zelos

-"Man that's sick Zelos"- said Lloyd

-"I could use a bath"- said Jenna

-"And we could use an encampment"- said Lloyd

-"I think I saw a lake nearby when I started exploring this place"- said Zelos trying to get up –"Follow me everyone"- said Zelos and they all started following him to a crystallized lake

-"Wow, this water is crystalline"- said Isaac

-"I'm going to bath… could you guys…"- said Jenna

-"Sure, were leaving lets go get firewood"- said Lloyd

-"I shall stay in case that young maiden Jenna is in need of pro…"- said Zelos but a log knocked him flat on his head

-"Well just take him along"- said Isaac. He, Lloyd, and Zelos all left to go get the firewood

-"Hey can I ask you something?"- Zelos asked Isaac

-"You already did"- replied Isaac

-"A wise guy huh? How come that chick is so violent? I mean hell I thought Sheena was the most violent girl in the world, but she took that title from her, don't you agree Lloyd?"-said Zelos

-"She and Sheena could be sisters that's for sure, favorite hobby: beating up Zelos"- said Lloyd, he and Isaac both laughed. Suddenly they heard a scream from the lake. Isaac quickly left go of the wood he was carrying and began running towards the lake, Lloyd and Zelos followed him. When they reached the lake side they saw giant serpent constricting Jenna

-"Flint!"- Isaac called. The djinni appeared from nowhere leaving Zelos and Lloyd very impressed

-"Yes master?"- asked Flint

-"I want you to help my friend over there, can you do it?"- Isaac said pointing to Lloyd

-"Your wish is my command master"- said Flint dematerializing and entering Lloyd's Material Blades. The blades quickly took a deep brown color and amazingly turned to a hard stone, the stone cracked revealing the steel. Lloyd could tell that the swords were powered up.

-"Awesome"- said Lloyd

-"No time, lets kill that thing"- said Isaac. He and Lloyd raged a full assault on the creature

-"What about me? I want to fight"- said Zelos

-"Zelos save the girl"- said Lloyd. Zelos used a strong Demon Spear and the serpent left go of Jenna. Zelos caught her in the hair yet he was disappointed to see her with her clothes still on

-"Aw man, I never get lucky"- said Zelos looking down

-"Pervert idiot"- said Jenna

-"Hey I saved you, how about a kiss for a thank you"-

-"Only a thank you for you, I'll show this serpent what a real serpent is like… Serpent Fume"- said Jenna. The fire serpent slithered out of Jenna's staff now constricting the serpent. Lloyd had dealt a lot of damage to the creature creating large slashes in its body. This made the fire serpent's flames get inside the creature. Isaac gave the finishing blow by using a mighty Grand Gaia, which placed the serpent to sleep for good.

-"You ok Jenna?"- Isaac asked Jenna as he helped her get up

-"Yeah, it's a good thing that pervert didn't catch me naked"- Jenna replied, they all laughed even Zelos himself. Flint came out of the Material Blade, making them return to their normal.

-"Thanks for that boost of power Isaac"- said Lloyd

-"No problem man, Jenna, did you get your bath?"- asked Isaac

-"Yeah, before that thing appeared"-

-"Good, lets stay here for the night then"- said Lloyd, everybody agreed and they prepared a small tent for a well deserved rest

Author's Notes

Well this is by far the longest chapter, what did you guys think?

Mithos: Very good work here. Keep it up

Alex: This isn't good I hate it…

Interrupts Alex Well that's all the time we have. See you next time