Final Fantasy Dirty Limericks
By Princess Desire and
A Month Ago I Would Have Thought Yaoi Was The Sound A Cat Made When Stepped On By A Steel Toed Boot And Now I'm Actually Writing Dirty FF Limericks Guy
Cloud wanted to take it from Barrett
Though he was afraid its girth just might tear it
Barret first gave Aeris a try
And after watching her die,
Cloud wisely chose not to dare it.
Rinoa had a bad vaginal itch
For Squall whom she tried to bewitch
But this handsome young creature
Had already fallen for teacher
Once his backside had met with her switch.
Squall was a quiet, moody loner
If there was girl for him he didn't know her
Then Zell came onto the scene
His body bouncy and lean
Now Squall has a perpetual boner.
Upon seeing a hero so strong
Sephiroth's sword became hard and long
He sought to plunge it inside
So hard that Cloud cried
And now you're all thinking of schlong.
Zidane had a masterful tail
Wielding it he made women wail,
He seduced a fresh tart
And then was off with a start
He hadn't known Kuja was male
When Tidus was without a boat
He used Lulu's boobs as a float
The briny seawater
Only made her feel hotter
She liked salty things down her throat